Narriator: In town a crime was...*in rapper voice* happinin!! *back to normal voice* crooks and badgers and now loose in our city...who will save it!?!?
Lost citizen: Look it's a bird!
Timmy traped in well: No it's a jet!!
Dog taking a piss : No its a Trowa!!
Old woman crossing the street : it's not just any ordinary Trowa!!
Me in the crowd : IT'S TROMAN!!!
Nightcat: *taking photo* Troman! Can ya pose for a photo?
Troman: Sure! *show nightcat a 'V' sign* There?
Nightcat: Thankz!!! *glomps* Bye!!!
Troman: *sweatdrop* what am i suppose to do now? *look around*
Quatre: *runs up* Trowa! What are you doing Dress up like that again!?!?
Troman: O.\\ *covers hand over Quatres Mouth* shhush! They arnt to know my true self....
Quatre: well could you at least tell me why you are out in the middle of a city. dress like Wonder Woman. and calling youself Troman?
Troman:......to tell you the truth I forgot...
Quatre:....-_-;; well lets go home then..
Troman: ok. *they walk off*
Background: *city on fire and people running around screaming their heads off*
~*Outside Duo's Apartment*~
Nightcat: *outside of Duo appartment* *scratch head* i'm going to do it.......or maybe not?
Duo: *open the door suddenly and hit Nightcat*
Nightcat: Ah!!! *drops on the floor* @_@ Itai!!!
Duo: Oh my! You ok??? *help nightcat up* why are you here anyways?
Nightcat: i was... *sniff* going to let ya know about.....
Heero: *step out of the door* Speak up! Neko! Or i'll drop you out of the top floor! *veins pop out*
Nightcat: *sweatdrops* i'll come back when you guy's are free!!!! *runs away*
Duo: What was up with that? *looks over at Heero* You scared her off didnt you!?
Heero: Don't blame me!
~*else where*~
Wufei: *drinking Tea* and so you see if you run down the street and turn left you will hit the cobweb which i Have ploted for Troman's demise.
Vamp: So I see.....and if I get stuck in them before him?
Wufei: you will be traped in them but it will be much fun trying to get free. It's like being in a giant jumpy thingy.....*looks around* hey! O.o where did she go!?
Vamp: *running down the street*
~*elsewhere elsewhere*~
Quatre:....
Trowa:.....* not in his wonder woman outfit anymore*
Quatre: That's disterbing....
Trowa: whats disterbing? The fact that Cobwebs are that big? or the fact that someone is hoping around in them?
Quatre:........both....
*both walk off to Duo's house*
Vamp: wooo! look at meeeeeee!!! weeeeee!!! *web snaps and vamp falls to the ground* ....ouch...ies?...X.X
Nightcat: *sniff* *sniff* nani? *look on the ground and saw Vamp* what are ya doing? *start talking to herself* i was going to Duo home to ask if he know's about this....*show Vamp a picture where Trowa is in wonder woman outfit* but heero comes out with a scary look. .~ that he scared me away from the appartment and now i'm no where but to go look for Wu-chan....*sniff* You see him anywhere? *sniff* *look at Vamp who's still not talking to herself* *sigh* i don't know......i'm lost! .~~~~~ *shake Vamp* COuld ya speak up and help?????? Hello?????
Wu Fei: *saw nightcat shaking Vamp like hell* Oi! What are ya doing??? *stop nightcat* you wanna kill people???
Nightcat: *sniff* what???? Even Wu-chan is like Heero??? .~ *runs away*
Wufei: O.O *looks around then looks down at Vamp then looks around again* I didnt do it! *runs off and runs into Trieze*
Trieze: Did you capture Troman? I was just coming to see if he is stuck in the giant cob web which I have created! *walks around the corner* O.O;;; What is this child doing dead in my cobweb!?
Wufei: *runs*
Narriator: back at Duo appartment where Duo is being tie up with ropes and naked!!!
Heero: there there.......Duo...you're hiding something from me?*get close to Duo* common..tell me......
Duo: *sweatdrops* what is the sudden of this?? Heero-chan? *blink blink* I don't have anything to hide from you....you know it!! Let me go now!
Heero: *evil grin* If there's noting ya hiding........Why is that Baka neko here just now? I know she's the spy around town...and she have been hire by some one...*hold Duo's chin up to meet his eye* Nani desuka? Duo.........
Duo: *blink blink* i din't hire her and i don't even know she's a spy! *look stright into Heero's eye* Fuck you! Let me go now! You're hurting me!
Heero: *grins* oh? it's hurting? *licks Duo on the neck* But don't you like it when i do this to you? Duo-chan~ *evil smile*
Duo: Baka! Nan ze! The hell i like it! *blushing* let me go! If not.......! Ah!
Heero: *bite's Duo's neck* Tell the truth.........or i'll not let you free.....
Wufei: *bursts threw the door and runs into the room sees whats going on then faints* x.x
Duo: O.o;;;
Heero: *didnt notice it*
Narrator:Somewhere not too far away...
Relena: (Sets binoculars down) Oh! that evil Duo. forcing my Heero into doing something so perverted!
Dorothy:but Miss Relena. how can Duo force Heero when Heero has tied him up?
Relena: because...*sweatdrop* He's evil! And now I have something to stop him from his evil ways.*walk over to an object covered by a sheet and pulls it off* I present to you Hee-bot!
Dorothy:...*sweatdrop*
Relena: hee-bot is twica as strong as Heero and will rid the world of that evil braided twit and bring my Heero to me! Now all I have to do is insert this picture of Duo and Heero into his memory and Voila! Heero is mine.
Hee-bot:Mission accepted * burst through the walls*
Dorothy: Relena. you inserted a picture with all the gundam pilots. how will Hee-bot possibly know who to kill and who to capture?!
Relena:...oh...Oh no!!!! HEERO I must warn him!
Dorothy: you think?
Relena: on to the peace mobile. forked-browed girl!
Dorothy:sigh...
Narrator: Back into the appartment where Wu-chan is still on the floor..fainted....-_-
Duo: ano.....*sweatdrop* can we help that guy over there? HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BITING!!!!!!
Heero: *busy biting on Duo's neck and slowly moving his way to a nipple* Shut up.....There's no one around...No one will help you....
Duo: Goddamnit!!! Ahhh!!! Stop that!!! WHy do you do this at the beginning????????? *trying to break free*
Heero: *look at Duo* I don't remamber.........
Duo: O_O'''''
Wu Fei: *getting up* ow....I tought i saw something horrible....*look up to where Duo was still being tie up and Heero trying to kiss Duo* OH! *fainted* X.X
Duo: Wait!!! Wait!!! Wu-chan!! Don't faint!! Help me!!!! *tear* Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Hn....Kudaran! *kiss Duo*
Narrator: a mysterious person watches
Treize: How many times has the dragon fainted exactly?*sips wine*
Random Ozzie#1: We've lost count. your excellency
Treize:Sticking that camera in Heero and Duo's apartment has proven to be quite...educating. I want you guys to go there and bring me back the dragon
Random Ozzie#2: But your excellency. how are we to do that?
Treize: Just make out with each other that will surely make my little dragon unconsciouss. Now off with you! Oh. my dragon. how I've waited for you!*Prepares candles. lubes. roses. oils. bathwater. rose petels. silk sheets...and so on*
Narrator: And off in anouther. anouther part of the town at a nice little tea shop...
Trowa:........*looks around*
Quatre:*takes a sip of his tea then sets it down* What is it Trowa?
Trowa: *in a wavy voice* My spidy sence is tingling...
Me in the back: XD!! *dissapeasrs*
Quatre:......? what?
Trowa: O.\\\
Quatre: .......*turns around* O.O!!!
Hee-bot: First ones in picture found. destruction commence.
Trowa and Quatre: *leg it over to Duo's apartment*
Narrator:and back to Duo's place
Random Ozzie#2: So this is the place?
Ozzie #1:says so on the address...
Ozzie #2: Treize doesn't expect us to really make out does he?
Ozzie #1: Shhhhh. Listen...*sounds of moaning coming through the door*Hmmmmm. it's open* spies through crack* Chang is unconscious on the floor and the other two are...erm. busy! They won't notice us.
Ozzie #2:Ok *pushes door open and nearly gets a nose bleed and drags Wufei out of the room*
Ozzie #1:That was easy now let's get him back to Master Treize.
Ozzie #2:What do you think his excellency wants him for?
Ozzie #1:You don't want to know. you reeeeaaaallllly don't want to know...
Ozzie #2:aw. c'mon man tell me *sticks wufei in trunk of car and drives off* I'll just ask Treize himself.hmph
*the cat jump out middle of the road to stop the car*
Ozzie #1 and #2 : WTF!!! *the car stops in a full break*
Ozzie #2: Oi! Baka neko!! Wanna die!
Cat: O_O'''' Glad i'm still alive......
Ozzie #1: Get out of our way!
Ozzie #2: Just run the baka neko with the car!
Cat: GIve me back Wu-chan!! Or i'll scream and cry!
Ozzie #1: *laugh out loud* Ah ha ha ha ha! You think that's gonna do?
Cat: *sniff*
Ozzie #2: Great........that's just great......*sweatdrops*
Cat: *burst out tear and start crying* Ah!!!!!!!! Thay took my papa away!!! They kidnaped him!! and they wanna leave me alone without my papa!!! Waaaaaaaaa!!!!! Help me!!!!
*People at the street gethering around*
People #1: Ah....how bad! They took the child's father?
People #2: Oi! You two big no-thinking old thing! HOw could you take the inoccent child's father?? *trows a stone and break the glass of the car*
Ozzie #1: *sweatdrops* ok......that's working.......What do we do now?
Ozzie #2:Run the car on them all......... People all around surrounding the car
People: *trying to break open the door*
Cat: *evil smile* See....i told ya not to make me do anything bad.....he he he he~
Ozzie #1: *being dragging out the car* Ah!!! Hold on!! Hold on!!!! What are you people gonna do!!!
Ozzie #2: Let me go!!!! Let me go!!!
Wu fei: -_- huh? what happend?
~*else where*~
Treize:*tapping fingers on silk sheets* where is my dragon?!! I know those morons captured him. so where are they?
Wufei: *barges in* Treize!!! your lackeys threw me in the trunk of a car and--*silenced as Treize places two fingers on his lips*
Treize: Hush. sweet dragon. A nice warm bath will soothe you.
wufei: You don't mean a bath with you do you?
Treize: Yes. I think a bath with you will be nice thanks for suggesting it!
wufei: But that's not what I meant...*passes out*
Treize: dear. we'll just have to break you from that nasty habit.
*back at Duo's apartment*
Quatre and Trowa: *burst in through the door*
Quatre: now why did we come here?
Trowa:....I don't know...
Hee-bot: *some how got distracted by a store that sells gundam things and is distroying it*
Quatre: oh yea! we have to tell everyone that that thing is trying to kill us!
Trowa: right...*they walk into the other room with all the moaning*
Quatre and Trowa:..........
Quatre: *picks up a shoe and chunks it at heero's head*
Heero: Omae o korosu! *some how gets a gun and pokes it in Quatre's face*
Duo: ooooh. look! It's Trojan man! Can I have some free condoms?!
Heero:...?
Quatre:....
Trowa:.....
Quatre:That's Tro-man!!! Not Trojan man!!! *turns bright pink*
Heero:*digs gun at Quatre's skull harder* What did you come here for?
Quatre: Wait. I know it was something!!! Um....*taps finger to temple and sticks tongue to the side to remember* Um. Trowa. help here?
Trowa:*entranced by Duo's naked form* His body's like Kryptonite...
Narrator:at the same moment
Heebot:*fascinated with gun shop* Oooooo pretty gun *cuddles with it* I wuv you.
~*Back to apartment*~
Heero:If you keep staring at Duo then then *thinks for a few minutes* Omae o Korosu!!!
Quatre:That was really anti-climatic...
Narrator:We guess the pilots is forgeting someone?
Cat: Er......Wu-chan?
Narrator: Yus....Back to Duo's appartment.
Cat: *runs into the appartment and kicked Heero on his head* Oi! Baka!! We have to go save Wu-chan!! .~
Heero: *aim gun at cat and trys to shoot her* Kill you!!! How dare you kick a pretty guy like me!! Baka neko!!!!! *still shooting* Die!!!
all the others: O_O''''''
Cat: Ah! *hides* We need to save Wu-chan!!! Treize got him!!!!!! If we don't make that fast....Wu-chan will be rape by him!!!!!
Heero: *reload gun* Who the [toot] care???? *shoot*
Duo: *was untie by Quatre* Heero! Enough! She's got a point!! We have to get Wu fei out! *wear cloth*
Quatre: *nods* I can imagine with will Treize do to him.....
Trowa: *imagine* *faint*
everyone: O_O''''' What's with the fainting thing going on in the room?????
~*back to where ever trieze is*~
Vamp: *crawling on the roof like some bug*
Wufei: *walks in room and looks up* .............whats that?
Trieze: *putting cell phone away after finish talking on it* Sorry wu-dragon. But we will have to wait till later for play time...we have some thing in my room...
Wufei:....i see that...um ...i will come back later...bye! *runs for the door*
*Before Wufei makes it to the door a squad of bug killer people bash threw the door knocking him back*
Bug killer #1: Ok where is the bug!!
Trieze: *points up*
Bug killer #2: whoa! Thats a biggin' yup yup! thats a biggin yup!
*suddenly room is flooded with bug killer people*
Vamp: OO *crawls around*
Wufei:This is a mass injustice!!!
Treize:Do you even know what your justice ranting about...
Bug Killer #2:*shoots bugspray at Wufei's butt* We have to kill that bug up his butt.
Wufei:How dare you--
Treize:*cover Wufei's mouth* If anyone takes that stick out of Wufei's butt. it'll be me.
Wufei:Mmmff!!!!
Treize:*forgets about real bug* Shoo shoo!*kicks bug killers out*
Treize:Now dear Wufei. let us bathe*carries Wufei to hot tub*
Wufei:*passes out*
Treize:*sigh**pulls Wufei's head from bottom of tub and sits him upright* I guess I can't let you drown. You will tell me why the cobwebs I gave you didn't work on Troman. You silly dragon. what a horrible villain you make. *unaware that he is being spied on by supposed bug on ceiling*
Vamp: *stuck on Trieze back listening in*
Trieze: wooo its so itchy! *drops Wufei and reaches for back scratcher and trys to scratch his back*
Vamp: Oo.....*Butt is getting itched by back scratcher*
Trieze: thats funny...I didnt feel it on my back...*reaches behind him*
Vamp: OO;; *crawls onto his head*
Trieze: *Reaches all on his back* hmmm nothing there must have been my imagination...*uses back scratcher and scratches back*
Wufei: *gurgle gurgle*
Trieze: oh yea.. *reaches in to get Wufei*
Wufei: *sits up coughting his head off* ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?
Trieze: why no dear Wu-dragon *starts to get in tub with Wu when he looks at Wu and sees his expression* What is it lil' Dragon?
Wufei: O.O;;;;;;;;;
Vamp: *makeing shh sign*
Wufei: Um...nothing...um....I was just ...um ...looking..at your hair! yea your hair...
Trieze: oh really you like it? *moves hand up to make his fingers go threw his hair*
Vamp: *moves over some so he dont touch her but make fingers go threw hair*
Trieze: now how about that bath!
Cat: Psst.............*calling wu fei* OI......Wu-chan!
Wu fei: *hear something* huh? *look around*
Trieze:what is it? My pretty dragon......
Wu Fei: er.......Nothing? *look around*
Cat: *look at Vamp who's hanging on Trieze's head* Oi.....*showing Vamp hand language* [Tell Wu-chan to hang on! The others is comming!!]
Wu fei: *thinks* [shit.....what is that neko up to?] *eye Vamp*
Vamp: *does hand language to tell Wu that the others are coming*
Wufei: /thinking : thats good..../
Trieze: *zooms over and wraps his arms around wu*
Wufei: /Thinking again : this is not good.../
Vamp: *about to barffor some unknown reason.....maybe the hair gel Trieze uses smells?*
Wufei: um....trieze I left some good smelling stuff in the other room...hehehe....um...I will be right back....*runs out of the tub*
*in other room*
Wufei: *banging on the doors* They are locked!! ack! that sucks!
*noise of throwing up sound from other room*
Wufei: eeewww...
Narrator: in the main time......
Duo: *staring at Heero* i don't think Wu-man is here......Heero....
Heero: What makes you so sure? *give Duo a look*
Duo: Cos.....WE'RE STILL IN MY APPARTMENT AND THE DOOR YOU ARE TRYING TO BURST IN IS MY ROOM!!!!!!
Quatre & Trowa: *sweatdrops*
Heero: *sigh* okok.........let's go then.......
Narrator: Back to Trieze's place. where Wu Fei is lock in with Trieze...
Cat: *looking Wu-chan with laughter* /this is going to take the others forever...../
Wu Fei: /i'm going to kill myself/
Trieze: *getting close to Wu Fei* Oh~~~ My Prutty dragon...where are you going?
Wu Fei: Er.......Nowhere? *backing off*
Zechs: *climbs in threw the window* Hey Trieze why was your door....*GASP* Trieze! Are you...are you...cheating on me with...this child!?
Trieze: O.o;;; why no Zechy...its...not what you think!
Zechs: Trieze....I just cant belive you! Why!? Was I not good enough for you!?
Vamp:*somehow on roof again*....*quite* woo this saves Wu-man for a little while...but everyone know Trieze and Zechs cant fight forever...soon in about...*looks at watch* 2 minutes they will agree on raping Wu-man...lol this is soooo much fun.
Zechs and Trieze: *still fighting*
Wufei: *trying to bust down door*
Heero: *burst the down open* There!!! *the door fall on Wu Fei*
Zechs and Trieze:*not notice the door and the pilots*
Duo: *sweatdrops* I hear something while ya burst down the door....Heero.
Heero: I hear nothing.....*step on the door*
Wu Fei: O_O''''' Ah! *under the door. being step on*
Trowa and Quatre: *Sweatdrops* We hear Wu Fei's voice comming under the door you're stepping on.....Heero...
Heero: *standing on top of the door* I say i hear NOTHING!
Wu Fei: *call under the door* Help??????? O_O'''''' Get the hippo off me!
Duo: *push Heero away* Wu-man!!!!!!
Wu Fei: -_-'' GOd.....Thany you guys......*eye Heero* and YOU.
Heero: anything.....*grin*
Zechs and Trieze: *stop and notice the door and the pilots is here*
Cat: *Jump down from the wall* Gatta go guys!!! *drag Wu Fei away*
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An old old Webdrama from Hujoshi days....Will it be completed?! only time will tell....
Lost citizen: Look it's a bird!
Timmy traped in well: No it's a jet!!
Dog taking a piss : No its a Trowa!!
Old woman crossing the street : it's not just any ordinary Trowa!!
Me in the crowd : IT'S TROMAN!!!
Nightcat: *taking photo* Troman! Can ya pose for a photo?
Troman: Sure! *show nightcat a 'V' sign* There?
Nightcat: Thankz!!! *glomps* Bye!!!
Troman: *sweatdrop* what am i suppose to do now? *look around*
Quatre: *runs up* Trowa! What are you doing Dress up like that again!?!?
Troman: O.\\ *covers hand over Quatres Mouth* shhush! They arnt to know my true self....
Quatre: well could you at least tell me why you are out in the middle of a city. dress like Wonder Woman. and calling youself Troman?
Troman:......to tell you the truth I forgot...
Quatre:....-_-;; well lets go home then..
Troman: ok. *they walk off*
Background: *city on fire and people running around screaming their heads off*
~*Outside Duo's Apartment*~
Nightcat: *outside of Duo appartment* *scratch head* i'm going to do it.......or maybe not?
Duo: *open the door suddenly and hit Nightcat*
Nightcat: Ah!!! *drops on the floor* @_@ Itai!!!
Duo: Oh my! You ok??? *help nightcat up* why are you here anyways?
Nightcat: i was... *sniff* going to let ya know about.....
Heero: *step out of the door* Speak up! Neko! Or i'll drop you out of the top floor! *veins pop out*
Nightcat: *sweatdrops* i'll come back when you guy's are free!!!! *runs away*
Duo: What was up with that? *looks over at Heero* You scared her off didnt you!?
Heero: Don't blame me!
~*else where*~
Wufei: *drinking Tea* and so you see if you run down the street and turn left you will hit the cobweb which i Have ploted for Troman's demise.
Vamp: So I see.....and if I get stuck in them before him?
Wufei: you will be traped in them but it will be much fun trying to get free. It's like being in a giant jumpy thingy.....*looks around* hey! O.o where did she go!?
Vamp: *running down the street*
~*elsewhere elsewhere*~
Quatre:....
Trowa:.....* not in his wonder woman outfit anymore*
Quatre: That's disterbing....
Trowa: whats disterbing? The fact that Cobwebs are that big? or the fact that someone is hoping around in them?
Quatre:........both....
*both walk off to Duo's house*
Vamp: wooo! look at meeeeeee!!! weeeeee!!! *web snaps and vamp falls to the ground* ....ouch...ies?...X.X
Nightcat: *sniff* *sniff* nani? *look on the ground and saw Vamp* what are ya doing? *start talking to herself* i was going to Duo home to ask if he know's about this....*show Vamp a picture where Trowa is in wonder woman outfit* but heero comes out with a scary look. .~ that he scared me away from the appartment and now i'm no where but to go look for Wu-chan....*sniff* You see him anywhere? *sniff* *look at Vamp who's still not talking to herself* *sigh* i don't know......i'm lost! .~~~~~ *shake Vamp* COuld ya speak up and help?????? Hello?????
Wu Fei: *saw nightcat shaking Vamp like hell* Oi! What are ya doing??? *stop nightcat* you wanna kill people???
Nightcat: *sniff* what???? Even Wu-chan is like Heero??? .~ *runs away*
Wufei: O.O *looks around then looks down at Vamp then looks around again* I didnt do it! *runs off and runs into Trieze*
Trieze: Did you capture Troman? I was just coming to see if he is stuck in the giant cob web which I have created! *walks around the corner* O.O;;; What is this child doing dead in my cobweb!?
Wufei: *runs*
Narriator: back at Duo appartment where Duo is being tie up with ropes and naked!!!
Heero: there there.......Duo...you're hiding something from me?*get close to Duo* common..tell me......
Duo: *sweatdrops* what is the sudden of this?? Heero-chan? *blink blink* I don't have anything to hide from you....you know it!! Let me go now!
Heero: *evil grin* If there's noting ya hiding........Why is that Baka neko here just now? I know she's the spy around town...and she have been hire by some one...*hold Duo's chin up to meet his eye* Nani desuka? Duo.........
Duo: *blink blink* i din't hire her and i don't even know she's a spy! *look stright into Heero's eye* Fuck you! Let me go now! You're hurting me!
Heero: *grins* oh? it's hurting? *licks Duo on the neck* But don't you like it when i do this to you? Duo-chan~ *evil smile*
Duo: Baka! Nan ze! The hell i like it! *blushing* let me go! If not.......! Ah!
Heero: *bite's Duo's neck* Tell the truth.........or i'll not let you free.....
Wufei: *bursts threw the door and runs into the room sees whats going on then faints* x.x
Duo: O.o;;;
Heero: *didnt notice it*
Narrator:Somewhere not too far away...
Relena: (Sets binoculars down) Oh! that evil Duo. forcing my Heero into doing something so perverted!
Dorothy:but Miss Relena. how can Duo force Heero when Heero has tied him up?
Relena: because...*sweatdrop* He's evil! And now I have something to stop him from his evil ways.*walk over to an object covered by a sheet and pulls it off* I present to you Hee-bot!
Dorothy:...*sweatdrop*
Relena: hee-bot is twica as strong as Heero and will rid the world of that evil braided twit and bring my Heero to me! Now all I have to do is insert this picture of Duo and Heero into his memory and Voila! Heero is mine.
Hee-bot:Mission accepted * burst through the walls*
Dorothy: Relena. you inserted a picture with all the gundam pilots. how will Hee-bot possibly know who to kill and who to capture?!
Relena:...oh...Oh no!!!! HEERO I must warn him!
Dorothy: you think?
Relena: on to the peace mobile. forked-browed girl!
Dorothy:sigh...
Narrator: Back into the appartment where Wu-chan is still on the floor..fainted....-_-
Duo: ano.....*sweatdrop* can we help that guy over there? HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BITING!!!!!!
Heero: *busy biting on Duo's neck and slowly moving his way to a nipple* Shut up.....There's no one around...No one will help you....
Duo: Goddamnit!!! Ahhh!!! Stop that!!! WHy do you do this at the beginning????????? *trying to break free*
Heero: *look at Duo* I don't remamber.........
Duo: O_O'''''
Wu Fei: *getting up* ow....I tought i saw something horrible....*look up to where Duo was still being tie up and Heero trying to kiss Duo* OH! *fainted* X.X
Duo: Wait!!! Wait!!! Wu-chan!! Don't faint!! Help me!!!! *tear* Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Hn....Kudaran! *kiss Duo*
Narrator: a mysterious person watches
Treize: How many times has the dragon fainted exactly?*sips wine*
Random Ozzie#1: We've lost count. your excellency
Treize:Sticking that camera in Heero and Duo's apartment has proven to be quite...educating. I want you guys to go there and bring me back the dragon
Random Ozzie#2: But your excellency. how are we to do that?
Treize: Just make out with each other that will surely make my little dragon unconsciouss. Now off with you! Oh. my dragon. how I've waited for you!*Prepares candles. lubes. roses. oils. bathwater. rose petels. silk sheets...and so on*
Narrator: And off in anouther. anouther part of the town at a nice little tea shop...
Trowa:........*looks around*
Quatre:*takes a sip of his tea then sets it down* What is it Trowa?
Trowa: *in a wavy voice* My spidy sence is tingling...
Me in the back: XD!! *dissapeasrs*
Quatre:......? what?
Trowa: O.\\\
Quatre: .......*turns around* O.O!!!
Hee-bot: First ones in picture found. destruction commence.
Trowa and Quatre: *leg it over to Duo's apartment*
Narrator:and back to Duo's place
Random Ozzie#2: So this is the place?
Ozzie #1:says so on the address...
Ozzie #2: Treize doesn't expect us to really make out does he?
Ozzie #1: Shhhhh. Listen...*sounds of moaning coming through the door*Hmmmmm. it's open* spies through crack* Chang is unconscious on the floor and the other two are...erm. busy! They won't notice us.
Ozzie #2:Ok *pushes door open and nearly gets a nose bleed and drags Wufei out of the room*
Ozzie #1:That was easy now let's get him back to Master Treize.
Ozzie #2:What do you think his excellency wants him for?
Ozzie #1:You don't want to know. you reeeeaaaallllly don't want to know...
Ozzie #2:aw. c'mon man tell me *sticks wufei in trunk of car and drives off* I'll just ask Treize himself.hmph
*the cat jump out middle of the road to stop the car*
Ozzie #1 and #2 : WTF!!! *the car stops in a full break*
Ozzie #2: Oi! Baka neko!! Wanna die!
Cat: O_O'''' Glad i'm still alive......
Ozzie #1: Get out of our way!
Ozzie #2: Just run the baka neko with the car!
Cat: GIve me back Wu-chan!! Or i'll scream and cry!
Ozzie #1: *laugh out loud* Ah ha ha ha ha! You think that's gonna do?
Cat: *sniff*
Ozzie #2: Great........that's just great......*sweatdrops*
Cat: *burst out tear and start crying* Ah!!!!!!!! Thay took my papa away!!! They kidnaped him!! and they wanna leave me alone without my papa!!! Waaaaaaaaa!!!!! Help me!!!!
*People at the street gethering around*
People #1: Ah....how bad! They took the child's father?
People #2: Oi! You two big no-thinking old thing! HOw could you take the inoccent child's father?? *trows a stone and break the glass of the car*
Ozzie #1: *sweatdrops* ok......that's working.......What do we do now?
Ozzie #2:Run the car on them all......... People all around surrounding the car
People: *trying to break open the door*
Cat: *evil smile* See....i told ya not to make me do anything bad.....he he he he~
Ozzie #1: *being dragging out the car* Ah!!! Hold on!! Hold on!!!! What are you people gonna do!!!
Ozzie #2: Let me go!!!! Let me go!!!
Wu fei: -_- huh? what happend?
~*else where*~
Treize:*tapping fingers on silk sheets* where is my dragon?!! I know those morons captured him. so where are they?
Wufei: *barges in* Treize!!! your lackeys threw me in the trunk of a car and--*silenced as Treize places two fingers on his lips*
Treize: Hush. sweet dragon. A nice warm bath will soothe you.
wufei: You don't mean a bath with you do you?
Treize: Yes. I think a bath with you will be nice thanks for suggesting it!
wufei: But that's not what I meant...*passes out*
Treize: dear. we'll just have to break you from that nasty habit.
*back at Duo's apartment*
Quatre and Trowa: *burst in through the door*
Quatre: now why did we come here?
Trowa:....I don't know...
Hee-bot: *some how got distracted by a store that sells gundam things and is distroying it*
Quatre: oh yea! we have to tell everyone that that thing is trying to kill us!
Trowa: right...*they walk into the other room with all the moaning*
Quatre and Trowa:..........
Quatre: *picks up a shoe and chunks it at heero's head*
Heero: Omae o korosu! *some how gets a gun and pokes it in Quatre's face*
Duo: ooooh. look! It's Trojan man! Can I have some free condoms?!
Heero:...?
Quatre:....
Trowa:.....
Quatre:That's Tro-man!!! Not Trojan man!!! *turns bright pink*
Heero:*digs gun at Quatre's skull harder* What did you come here for?
Quatre: Wait. I know it was something!!! Um....*taps finger to temple and sticks tongue to the side to remember* Um. Trowa. help here?
Trowa:*entranced by Duo's naked form* His body's like Kryptonite...
Narrator:at the same moment
Heebot:*fascinated with gun shop* Oooooo pretty gun *cuddles with it* I wuv you.
~*Back to apartment*~
Heero:If you keep staring at Duo then then *thinks for a few minutes* Omae o Korosu!!!
Quatre:That was really anti-climatic...
Narrator:We guess the pilots is forgeting someone?
Cat: Er......Wu-chan?
Narrator: Yus....Back to Duo's appartment.
Cat: *runs into the appartment and kicked Heero on his head* Oi! Baka!! We have to go save Wu-chan!! .~
Heero: *aim gun at cat and trys to shoot her* Kill you!!! How dare you kick a pretty guy like me!! Baka neko!!!!! *still shooting* Die!!!
all the others: O_O''''''
Cat: Ah! *hides* We need to save Wu-chan!!! Treize got him!!!!!! If we don't make that fast....Wu-chan will be rape by him!!!!!
Heero: *reload gun* Who the [toot] care???? *shoot*
Duo: *was untie by Quatre* Heero! Enough! She's got a point!! We have to get Wu fei out! *wear cloth*
Quatre: *nods* I can imagine with will Treize do to him.....
Trowa: *imagine* *faint*
everyone: O_O''''' What's with the fainting thing going on in the room?????
~*back to where ever trieze is*~
Vamp: *crawling on the roof like some bug*
Wufei: *walks in room and looks up* .............whats that?
Trieze: *putting cell phone away after finish talking on it* Sorry wu-dragon. But we will have to wait till later for play time...we have some thing in my room...
Wufei:....i see that...um ...i will come back later...bye! *runs for the door*
*Before Wufei makes it to the door a squad of bug killer people bash threw the door knocking him back*
Bug killer #1: Ok where is the bug!!
Trieze: *points up*
Bug killer #2: whoa! Thats a biggin' yup yup! thats a biggin yup!
*suddenly room is flooded with bug killer people*
Vamp: OO *crawls around*
Wufei:This is a mass injustice!!!
Treize:Do you even know what your justice ranting about...
Bug Killer #2:*shoots bugspray at Wufei's butt* We have to kill that bug up his butt.
Wufei:How dare you--
Treize:*cover Wufei's mouth* If anyone takes that stick out of Wufei's butt. it'll be me.
Wufei:Mmmff!!!!
Treize:*forgets about real bug* Shoo shoo!*kicks bug killers out*
Treize:Now dear Wufei. let us bathe*carries Wufei to hot tub*
Wufei:*passes out*
Treize:*sigh**pulls Wufei's head from bottom of tub and sits him upright* I guess I can't let you drown. You will tell me why the cobwebs I gave you didn't work on Troman. You silly dragon. what a horrible villain you make. *unaware that he is being spied on by supposed bug on ceiling*
Vamp: *stuck on Trieze back listening in*
Trieze: wooo its so itchy! *drops Wufei and reaches for back scratcher and trys to scratch his back*
Vamp: Oo.....*Butt is getting itched by back scratcher*
Trieze: thats funny...I didnt feel it on my back...*reaches behind him*
Vamp: OO;; *crawls onto his head*
Trieze: *Reaches all on his back* hmmm nothing there must have been my imagination...*uses back scratcher and scratches back*
Wufei: *gurgle gurgle*
Trieze: oh yea.. *reaches in to get Wufei*
Wufei: *sits up coughting his head off* ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?
Trieze: why no dear Wu-dragon *starts to get in tub with Wu when he looks at Wu and sees his expression* What is it lil' Dragon?
Wufei: O.O;;;;;;;;;
Vamp: *makeing shh sign*
Wufei: Um...nothing...um....I was just ...um ...looking..at your hair! yea your hair...
Trieze: oh really you like it? *moves hand up to make his fingers go threw his hair*
Vamp: *moves over some so he dont touch her but make fingers go threw hair*
Trieze: now how about that bath!
Cat: Psst.............*calling wu fei* OI......Wu-chan!
Wu fei: *hear something* huh? *look around*
Trieze:what is it? My pretty dragon......
Wu Fei: er.......Nothing? *look around*
Cat: *look at Vamp who's hanging on Trieze's head* Oi.....*showing Vamp hand language* [Tell Wu-chan to hang on! The others is comming!!]
Wu fei: *thinks* [shit.....what is that neko up to?] *eye Vamp*
Vamp: *does hand language to tell Wu that the others are coming*
Wufei: /thinking : thats good..../
Trieze: *zooms over and wraps his arms around wu*
Wufei: /Thinking again : this is not good.../
Vamp: *about to barffor some unknown reason.....maybe the hair gel Trieze uses smells?*
Wufei: um....trieze I left some good smelling stuff in the other room...hehehe....um...I will be right back....*runs out of the tub*
*in other room*
Wufei: *banging on the doors* They are locked!! ack! that sucks!
*noise of throwing up sound from other room*
Wufei: eeewww...
Narrator: in the main time......
Duo: *staring at Heero* i don't think Wu-man is here......Heero....
Heero: What makes you so sure? *give Duo a look*
Duo: Cos.....WE'RE STILL IN MY APPARTMENT AND THE DOOR YOU ARE TRYING TO BURST IN IS MY ROOM!!!!!!
Quatre & Trowa: *sweatdrops*
Heero: *sigh* okok.........let's go then.......
Narrator: Back to Trieze's place. where Wu Fei is lock in with Trieze...
Cat: *looking Wu-chan with laughter* /this is going to take the others forever...../
Wu Fei: /i'm going to kill myself/
Trieze: *getting close to Wu Fei* Oh~~~ My Prutty dragon...where are you going?
Wu Fei: Er.......Nowhere? *backing off*
Zechs: *climbs in threw the window* Hey Trieze why was your door....*GASP* Trieze! Are you...are you...cheating on me with...this child!?
Trieze: O.o;;; why no Zechy...its...not what you think!
Zechs: Trieze....I just cant belive you! Why!? Was I not good enough for you!?
Vamp:*somehow on roof again*....*quite* woo this saves Wu-man for a little while...but everyone know Trieze and Zechs cant fight forever...soon in about...*looks at watch* 2 minutes they will agree on raping Wu-man...lol this is soooo much fun.
Zechs and Trieze: *still fighting*
Wufei: *trying to bust down door*
Heero: *burst the down open* There!!! *the door fall on Wu Fei*
Zechs and Trieze:*not notice the door and the pilots*
Duo: *sweatdrops* I hear something while ya burst down the door....Heero.
Heero: I hear nothing.....*step on the door*
Wu Fei: O_O''''' Ah! *under the door. being step on*
Trowa and Quatre: *Sweatdrops* We hear Wu Fei's voice comming under the door you're stepping on.....Heero...
Heero: *standing on top of the door* I say i hear NOTHING!
Wu Fei: *call under the door* Help??????? O_O'''''' Get the hippo off me!
Duo: *push Heero away* Wu-man!!!!!!
Wu Fei: -_-'' GOd.....Thany you guys......*eye Heero* and YOU.
Heero: anything.....*grin*
Zechs and Trieze: *stop and notice the door and the pilots is here*
Cat: *Jump down from the wall* Gatta go guys!!! *drag Wu Fei away*
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An old old Webdrama from Hujoshi days....Will it be completed?! only time will tell....
