Narriator: In town a crime was...*in rapper voice* happinin!! *back to normal voice* crooks and badgers and now loose in our city...who will save it!?!?

Lost citizen: Look it's a bird!

Timmy traped in well: No it's a jet!!

Dog taking a piss : No its a Trowa!!

Old woman crossing the street : it's not just any ordinary Trowa!!

Me in the crowd : IT'S TROMAN!!!

Nightcat: *taking photo* Troman! Can ya pose for a photo?

Troman: Sure! *show nightcat a 'V' sign* There?

Nightcat: Thankz!!! *glomps* Bye!!!

Troman: *sweatdrop* what am i suppose to do now? *look around*

Quatre: *runs up* Trowa! What are you doing Dress up like that again!?!?

Troman: O.\\ *covers hand over Quatres Mouth* shhush! They arnt to know my true self....

Quatre: well could you at least tell me why you are out in the middle of a city. dress like Wonder Woman. and calling youself Troman?

Troman:......to tell you the truth I forgot...

Quatre:....-_-;; well lets go home then..

Troman: ok. *they walk off*

Background: *city on fire and people running around screaming their heads off*

~*Outside Duo's Apartment*~

Nightcat: *outside of Duo appartment* *scratch head* i'm going to do it.......or maybe not?

Duo: *open the door suddenly and hit Nightcat*

Nightcat: Ah!!! *drops on the floor* @_@ Itai!!!

Duo: Oh my! You ok??? *help nightcat up* why are you here anyways?

Nightcat: i was... *sniff* going to let ya know about.....

Heero: *step out of the door* Speak up! Neko! Or i'll drop you out of the top floor! *veins pop out*

Nightcat: *sweatdrops* i'll come back when you guy's are free!!!! *runs away*

Duo: What was up with that? *looks over at Heero* You scared her off didnt you!?

Heero: Don't blame me!

~*else where*~



Wufei: *drinking Tea* and so you see if you run down the street and turn left you will hit the cobweb which i Have ploted for Troman's demise.

Vamp: So I see.....and if I get stuck in them before him?

Wufei: you will be traped in them but it will be much fun trying to get free. It's like being in a giant jumpy thingy.....*looks around* hey! O.o where did she go!?

Vamp: *running down the street*

~*elsewhere elsewhere*~

Quatre:....

Trowa:.....* not in his wonder woman outfit anymore*

Quatre: That's disterbing....

Trowa: whats disterbing? The fact that Cobwebs are that big? or the fact that someone is hoping around in them?

Quatre:........both....

*both walk off to Duo's house*

Vamp: wooo! look at meeeeeee!!! weeeeee!!! *web snaps and vamp falls to the ground* ....ouch...ies?...X.X

Nightcat: *sniff* *sniff* nani? *look on the ground and saw Vamp* what are ya doing? *start talking to herself* i was going to Duo home to ask if he know's about this....*show Vamp a picture where Trowa is in wonder woman outfit* but heero comes out with a scary look. .~ that he scared me away from the appartment and now i'm no where but to go look for Wu-chan....*sniff* You see him anywhere? *sniff* *look at Vamp who's still not talking to herself* *sigh* i don't know......i'm lost! .~~~~~ *shake Vamp* COuld ya speak up and help?????? Hello?????

Wu Fei: *saw nightcat shaking Vamp like hell* Oi! What are ya doing??? *stop nightcat* you wanna kill people???

Nightcat: *sniff* what???? Even Wu-chan is like Heero??? .~ *runs away*

Wufei: O.O *looks around then looks down at Vamp then looks around again* I didnt do it! *runs off and runs into Trieze*

Trieze: Did you capture Troman? I was just coming to see if he is stuck in the giant cob web which I have created! *walks around the corner* O.O;;; What is this child doing dead in my cobweb!?

Wufei: *runs*

Narriator: back at Duo appartment where Duo is being tie up with ropes and naked!!!

Heero: there there.......Duo...you're hiding something from me?*get close to Duo* common..tell me......

Duo: *sweatdrops* what is the sudden of this?? Heero-chan? *blink blink* I don't have anything to hide from you....you know it!! Let me go now!

Heero: *evil grin* If there's noting ya hiding........Why is that Baka neko here just now? I know she's the spy around town...and she have been hire by some one...*hold Duo's chin up to meet his eye* Nani desuka? Duo.........

Duo: *blink blink* i din't hire her and i don't even know she's a spy! *look stright into Heero's eye* Fuck you! Let me go now! You're hurting me!

Heero: *grins* oh? it's hurting? *licks Duo on the neck* But don't you like it when i do this to you? Duo-chan~ *evil smile*

Duo: Baka! Nan ze! The hell i like it! *blushing* let me go! If not.......! Ah!

Heero: *bite's Duo's neck* Tell the truth.........or i'll not let you free.....

Wufei: *bursts threw the door and runs into the room sees whats going on then faints* x.x

Duo: O.o;;;

Heero: *didnt notice it*

Narrator:Somewhere not too far away...

Relena: (Sets binoculars down) Oh! that evil Duo. forcing my Heero into doing something so perverted!

Dorothy:but Miss Relena. how can Duo force Heero when Heero has tied him up?

Relena: because...*sweatdrop* He's evil! And now I have something to stop him from his evil ways.*walk over to an object covered by a sheet and pulls it off* I present to you Hee-bot!

Dorothy:...*sweatdrop*

Relena: hee-bot is twica as strong as Heero and will rid the world of that evil braided twit and bring my Heero to me! Now all I have to do is insert this picture of Duo and Heero into his memory and Voila! Heero is mine.

Hee-bot:Mission accepted * burst through the walls*

Dorothy: Relena. you inserted a picture with all the gundam pilots. how will Hee-bot possibly know who to kill and who to capture?!

Relena:...oh...Oh no!!!! HEERO I must warn him!

Dorothy: you think?

Relena: on to the peace mobile. forked-browed girl!

Dorothy:sigh...

Narrator: Back into the appartment where Wu-chan is still on the floor..fainted....-_-

Duo: ano.....*sweatdrop* can we help that guy over there? HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BITING!!!!!!

Heero: *busy biting on Duo's neck and slowly moving his way to a nipple* Shut up.....There's no one around...No one will help you....

Duo: Goddamnit!!! Ahhh!!! Stop that!!! WHy do you do this at the beginning????????? *trying to break free*

Heero: *look at Duo* I don't remamber.........

Duo: O_O'''''

Wu Fei: *getting up* ow....I tought i saw something horrible....*look up to where Duo was still being tie up and Heero trying to kiss Duo* OH! *fainted* X.X

Duo: Wait!!! Wait!!! Wu-chan!! Don't faint!! Help me!!!! *tear* Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Hn....Kudaran! *kiss Duo*

Narrator: a mysterious person watches

Treize: How many times has the dragon fainted exactly?*sips wine*

Random Ozzie#1: We've lost count. your excellency

Treize:Sticking that camera in Heero and Duo's apartment has proven to be quite...educating. I want you guys to go there and bring me back the dragon

Random Ozzie#2: But your excellency. how are we to do that?

Treize: Just make out with each other that will surely make my little dragon unconsciouss. Now off with you! Oh. my dragon. how I've waited for you!*Prepares candles. lubes. roses. oils. bathwater. rose petels. silk sheets...and so on*

Narrator: And off in anouther. anouther part of the town at a nice little tea shop...

Trowa:........*looks around*

Quatre:*takes a sip of his tea then sets it down* What is it Trowa?

Trowa: *in a wavy voice* My spidy sence is tingling...

Me in the back: XD!! *dissapeasrs*

Quatre:......? what?

Trowa: O.\\\

Quatre: .......*turns around* O.O!!!

Hee-bot: First ones in picture found. destruction commence.

Trowa and Quatre: *leg it over to Duo's apartment*

Narrator:and back to Duo's place

Random Ozzie#2: So this is the place?

Ozzie #1:says so on the address...

Ozzie #2: Treize doesn't expect us to really make out does he?

Ozzie #1: Shhhhh. Listen...*sounds of moaning coming through the door*Hmmmmm. it's open* spies through crack* Chang is unconscious on the floor and the other two are...erm. busy! They won't notice us.

Ozzie #2:Ok *pushes door open and nearly gets a nose bleed and drags Wufei out of the room*

Ozzie #1:That was easy now let's get him back to Master Treize.

Ozzie #2:What do you think his excellency wants him for?

Ozzie #1:You don't want to know. you reeeeaaaallllly don't want to know...

Ozzie #2:aw. c'mon man tell me *sticks wufei in trunk of car and drives off* I'll just ask Treize himself.hmph

*the cat jump out middle of the road to stop the car*

Ozzie #1 and #2 : WTF!!! *the car stops in a full break*

Ozzie #2: Oi! Baka neko!! Wanna die!

Cat: O_O'''' Glad i'm still alive......

Ozzie #1: Get out of our way!

Ozzie #2: Just run the baka neko with the car!

Cat: GIve me back Wu-chan!! Or i'll scream and cry!

Ozzie #1: *laugh out loud* Ah ha ha ha ha! You think that's gonna do?

Cat: *sniff*

Ozzie #2: Great........that's just great......*sweatdrops*

Cat: *burst out tear and start crying* Ah!!!!!!!! Thay took my papa away!!! They kidnaped him!! and they wanna leave me alone without my papa!!! Waaaaaaaaa!!!!! Help me!!!!

*People at the street gethering around*

People #1: Ah....how bad! They took the child's father?

People #2: Oi! You two big no-thinking old thing! HOw could you take the inoccent child's father?? *trows a stone and break the glass of the car*

Ozzie #1: *sweatdrops* ok......that's working.......What do we do now?

Ozzie #2:Run the car on them all......... People all around surrounding the car

People: *trying to break open the door*

Cat: *evil smile* See....i told ya not to make me do anything bad.....he he he he~

Ozzie #1: *being dragging out the car* Ah!!! Hold on!! Hold on!!!! What are you people gonna do!!!

Ozzie #2: Let me go!!!! Let me go!!!

Wu fei: -_- huh? what happend?

~*else where*~

Treize:*tapping fingers on silk sheets* where is my dragon?!! I know those morons captured him. so where are they?

Wufei: *barges in* Treize!!! your lackeys threw me in the trunk of a car and--*silenced as Treize places two fingers on his lips*

Treize: Hush. sweet dragon. A nice warm bath will soothe you.

wufei: You don't mean a bath with you do you?

Treize: Yes. I think a bath with you will be nice thanks for suggesting it!

wufei: But that's not what I meant...*passes out*

Treize: dear. we'll just have to break you from that nasty habit.

*back at Duo's apartment*

Quatre and Trowa: *burst in through the door*

Quatre: now why did we come here?

Trowa:....I don't know...

Hee-bot: *some how got distracted by a store that sells gundam things and is distroying it*

Quatre: oh yea! we have to tell everyone that that thing is trying to kill us!

Trowa: right...*they walk into the other room with all the moaning*

Quatre and Trowa:..........

Quatre: *picks up a shoe and chunks it at heero's head*

Heero: Omae o korosu! *some how gets a gun and pokes it in Quatre's face*

Duo: ooooh. look! It's Trojan man! Can I have some free condoms?!

Heero:...?

Quatre:....

Trowa:.....

Quatre:That's Tro-man!!! Not Trojan man!!! *turns bright pink*

Heero:*digs gun at Quatre's skull harder* What did you come here for?

Quatre: Wait. I know it was something!!! Um....*taps finger to temple and sticks tongue to the side to remember* Um. Trowa. help here?

Trowa:*entranced by Duo's naked form* His body's like Kryptonite...

Narrator:at the same moment

Heebot:*fascinated with gun shop* Oooooo pretty gun *cuddles with it* I wuv you.

~*Back to apartment*~



Heero:If you keep staring at Duo then then *thinks for a few minutes* Omae o Korosu!!!

Quatre:That was really anti-climatic...

Narrator:We guess the pilots is forgeting someone?

Cat: Er......Wu-chan?

Narrator: Yus....Back to Duo's appartment.

Cat: *runs into the appartment and kicked Heero on his head* Oi! Baka!! We have to go save Wu-chan!! .~

Heero: *aim gun at cat and trys to shoot her* Kill you!!! How dare you kick a pretty guy like me!! Baka neko!!!!! *still shooting* Die!!!

all the others: O_O''''''

Cat: Ah! *hides* We need to save Wu-chan!!! Treize got him!!!!!! If we don't make that fast....Wu-chan will be rape by him!!!!!

Heero: *reload gun* Who the [toot] care???? *shoot*

Duo: *was untie by Quatre* Heero! Enough! She's got a point!! We have to get Wu fei out! *wear cloth*

Quatre: *nods* I can imagine with will Treize do to him.....

Trowa: *imagine* *faint*

everyone: O_O''''' What's with the fainting thing going on in the room?????

~*back to where ever trieze is*~

Vamp: *crawling on the roof like some bug*

Wufei: *walks in room and looks up* .............whats that?

Trieze: *putting cell phone away after finish talking on it* Sorry wu-dragon. But we will have to wait till later for play time...we have some thing in my room...

Wufei:....i see that...um ...i will come back later...bye! *runs for the door*

*Before Wufei makes it to the door a squad of bug killer people bash threw the door knocking him back*

Bug killer #1: Ok where is the bug!!

Trieze: *points up*

Bug killer #2: whoa! Thats a biggin' yup yup! thats a biggin yup!

*suddenly room is flooded with bug killer people*

Vamp: OO *crawls around*

Wufei:This is a mass injustice!!!

Treize:Do you even know what your justice ranting about...

Bug Killer #2:*shoots bugspray at Wufei's butt* We have to kill that bug up his butt.

Wufei:How dare you--

Treize:*cover Wufei's mouth* If anyone takes that stick out of Wufei's butt. it'll be me.

Wufei:Mmmff!!!!

Treize:*forgets about real bug* Shoo shoo!*kicks bug killers out*

Treize:Now dear Wufei. let us bathe*carries Wufei to hot tub*

Wufei:*passes out*

Treize:*sigh**pulls Wufei's head from bottom of tub and sits him upright* I guess I can't let you drown. You will tell me why the cobwebs I gave you didn't work on Troman. You silly dragon. what a horrible villain you make. *unaware that he is being spied on by supposed bug on ceiling*

Vamp: *stuck on Trieze back listening in*

Trieze: wooo its so itchy! *drops Wufei and reaches for back scratcher and trys to scratch his back*

Vamp: Oo.....*Butt is getting itched by back scratcher*

Trieze: thats funny...I didnt feel it on my back...*reaches behind him*

Vamp: OO;; *crawls onto his head*

Trieze: *Reaches all on his back* hmmm nothing there must have been my imagination...*uses back scratcher and scratches back*

Wufei: *gurgle gurgle*

Trieze: oh yea.. *reaches in to get Wufei*

Wufei: *sits up coughting his head off* ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?

Trieze: why no dear Wu-dragon *starts to get in tub with Wu when he looks at Wu and sees his expression* What is it lil' Dragon?

Wufei: O.O;;;;;;;;;

Vamp: *makeing shh sign*

Wufei: Um...nothing...um....I was just ...um ...looking..at your hair! yea your hair...

Trieze: oh really you like it? *moves hand up to make his fingers go threw his hair*

Vamp: *moves over some so he dont touch her but make fingers go threw hair*

Trieze: now how about that bath!

Cat: Psst.............*calling wu fei* OI......Wu-chan!

Wu fei: *hear something* huh? *look around*

Trieze:what is it? My pretty dragon......

Wu Fei: er.......Nothing? *look around*

Cat: *look at Vamp who's hanging on Trieze's head* Oi.....*showing Vamp hand language* [Tell Wu-chan to hang on! The others is comming!!]

Wu fei: *thinks* [shit.....what is that neko up to?] *eye Vamp*

Vamp: *does hand language to tell Wu that the others are coming*

Wufei: /thinking : thats good..../

Trieze: *zooms over and wraps his arms around wu*

Wufei: /Thinking again : this is not good.../

Vamp: *about to barffor some unknown reason.....maybe the hair gel Trieze uses smells?*

Wufei: um....trieze I left some good smelling stuff in the other room...hehehe....um...I will be right back....*runs out of the tub*

*in other room*

Wufei: *banging on the doors* They are locked!! ack! that sucks!

*noise of throwing up sound from other room*

Wufei: eeewww...

Narrator: in the main time......

Duo: *staring at Heero* i don't think Wu-man is here......Heero....

Heero: What makes you so sure? *give Duo a look*

Duo: Cos.....WE'RE STILL IN MY APPARTMENT AND THE DOOR YOU ARE TRYING TO BURST IN IS MY ROOM!!!!!!

Quatre & Trowa: *sweatdrops*

Heero: *sigh* okok.........let's go then.......

Narrator: Back to Trieze's place. where Wu Fei is lock in with Trieze...

Cat: *looking Wu-chan with laughter* /this is going to take the others forever...../

Wu Fei: /i'm going to kill myself/

Trieze: *getting close to Wu Fei* Oh~~~ My Prutty dragon...where are you going?

Wu Fei: Er.......Nowhere? *backing off*

Zechs: *climbs in threw the window* Hey Trieze why was your door....*GASP* Trieze! Are you...are you...cheating on me with...this child!?

Trieze: O.o;;; why no Zechy...its...not what you think!

Zechs: Trieze....I just cant belive you! Why!? Was I not good enough for you!?

Vamp:*somehow on roof again*....*quite* woo this saves Wu-man for a little while...but everyone know Trieze and Zechs cant fight forever...soon in about...*looks at watch* 2 minutes they will agree on raping Wu-man...lol this is soooo much fun.

Zechs and Trieze: *still fighting*

Wufei: *trying to bust down door*

Heero: *burst the down open* There!!! *the door fall on Wu Fei*

Zechs and Trieze:*not notice the door and the pilots*

Duo: *sweatdrops* I hear something while ya burst down the door....Heero.

Heero: I hear nothing.....*step on the door*

Wu Fei: O_O''''' Ah! *under the door. being step on*

Trowa and Quatre: *Sweatdrops* We hear Wu Fei's voice comming under the door you're stepping on.....Heero...

Heero: *standing on top of the door* I say i hear NOTHING!

Wu Fei: *call under the door* Help??????? O_O'''''' Get the hippo off me!

Duo: *push Heero away* Wu-man!!!!!!

Wu Fei: -_-'' GOd.....Thany you guys......*eye Heero* and YOU.

Heero: anything.....*grin*

Zechs and Trieze: *stop and notice the door and the pilots is here*

Cat: *Jump down from the wall* Gatta go guys!!! *drag Wu Fei away*

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An old old Webdrama from Hujoshi days....Will it be completed?! only time will tell....