Chapter 2:

Jill: So what then, I think we should make the parties?

Rebecca: Wo o! A party!

Leon: That's not what she meant *takes another bite off his donut*

Billy: By the way Leon, what is the brand of those Donuts?

Leon: SoftPenguin why?

Jill: !

Claire: What?

Jill: I think I know a kid who's name is just that!

Billy: A kid?

Jill: Damn right, a kid. He goes by the name SoftPenguin, its what his friend likes to call him.

Rebecca: Really…I hope hes cute.

Billy: Damn woman I just screwed you and you're talking about another man?

Regina: You never know if hes a man or not..that's why we must explore

Dylan: you just exploring don't you

Regina: Well…I

Leon: I wonder, if you'll stop to take a bath in the lake again let me join…I need adventure

Everyone looks at him in a weird way. They laugh at him because what he just said was just stupid.

Rebecca: You wont get any girl with that kind of talk.

Claire: Then I guess I'm special.

Rebecca: OOOOPS! Sorry

Claire: Its ok [mumbles] bitch

Rebecca: What?

Billy: Let's just find a way to get out of this island.

Leon: Isn't that always the scenario when you are trapped in an island full of dinos?

Regina: Lets just go…and take some clothes with ya we are camping in the night

Dylan: Can't we just return to the boat?

Regina: Like I said, I need adventure

Billy: Well whatever, we have to choose the party

Rebecca: Yeah the party!

Billy grabs her left breast hard

Rebecca: UGH!

Billy: you know what I can do to this one

Rebecca: sorry sorry sorry sorry!

Dylan: So lets count the people would we?

1-jill 2- leon 3- Claire 4- RAPTOR! *shoots the raptors head off* 5- me 6-Rebecca 7- Billy

Jill: I guess we are uneven

Billy: So one party has to choose one more person. I choose Jill!

Jill: NO!

Rebecca: *Grabs Billy's crotch* you know what I can do to this one

Billy: Sowy! Sowy! Sowy! Sowy!

Leon: Like Billy said, we must choose one more person.

Dylan: I'll divide you all since I have no favorites.

Leon: I think you should pick parties that have never touched each other before.

Claire: Like Leon and Rebecca

Rebecca: NO!

Dylan: Good choice.

Rebecca: Why?

Billy: its just obvious, you two have never been in a game together, let alone touch each other so it only seems fair.

Rebecca: You are with this!?

Billy: For the time being, we don't know each other.

Rebecca: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!

Regina: You two! Stop it!

Dylan: …REGINA IS A VIRGIN!

Everyone stares…Regina stays with her mouth open

Regina: You bastard you just had to talk didn't you!?

Someone outside the window: (wishpers) where did that come from?

Leon: That puts us all in jeopardy, unless we pair her up with a female.

Rebecca: You never know she might be lesbian.

Regina: DYLAN!!!!!

Dylan: I…think I would go alone, I don't think we will pair up with anyone.

Then that leaves us with 5 people

Claire: Huh? Who said that?

Chris Redfield: Me!

Regina: You again? I thought you got eaten by a T-Rex

Chris: Fortunately, the dude couldn't digest me, so he crapped me out whole. Now, I cant's stay outside any longer can somebody open this window?

Claire approaches and opens the window.

Chris: That's better *dusts off*

Chris: So about that Umbrella thingy… there's nothing wrong with umbrella anymore…the only real menace now is that Umbrella's experiments have mutated with the dinosaurs in this island, but that was not because of umbrella, it was because of some really stupid squirrel that sneaked some experiments and brought it to this dimension for the winter…its really dumb. I got a strategy though…lets just -

A Licker pops from the window. It freaks the living hell out of everyone. It eats Chris whole and then dies because of the fart Chris released.

Claire: CHIRS!

Leon: Ok, he's dead, leave the dude alone.

Claire: Fine.

A T-Rex breaks the wall and freaks everyone again. He eats the remaining parts of Chris and the now dead Licker.

The T-Rex falls in the water.

Dylan: Ok…ssssh everyone shut the fuck up until I tell you that you can talk.

Regina: When we hear a grunt or something? We RUN ok?

Leon: I pissed my pants

Billy: Ok…ready all?

The T-Rex flashes out of the water! He is mutated!!!!

ALL: RUN!!!!

But they cant all fit through the boats door. it's a preasure because the T-Rex is only getting closer!

Leon: DAMN IT! LET ME GO THROUGH!

Claire: FUCK YOU LET ME GO THROUGH!

Wesker: YOU SHOULD ALL DIE…LET THE ME GO THROUGH!!!

Jill: WESKER!?

Billy: WHO GIVES A SHIT! LETS ALL JUST GIVE A PATH TO ME!

Rebecca: UGH!! (I got it, if I make everyone laugh….think of something!…uhh) BILLY HAS A SMALL PENIS!

BILLY: REBECCA HAS A PINK THONG!

Everyone pauses…

Leon: The heck?

Rebecca: I GO THROUGH! *she runs out into the wild*'

Billy: MUAAAHAHA! *runs out*

ALL: SHIT!

Dylan: Uhh… REGINA HAS HELLO KITTY UNDERWEAR!

Regina: WHO CARES!?

But everyone laughs anyway

Dylan goes through with Regina. Then Leon and Claire also go through…Wesker was already out….

*Everyone is mixed up in the wild now*

Everyone is running, but nobody knows where the other is! Nobody! Not even Dylan and Regina who ran out together!

*Part1

Leon bumps into Rebecca

Rebecca: Ugh!

Leon: Ouch!

Rebecca: Ugh!

Leon: Uh!

Rebecca: Ah!

Leon: Oh!

Rebecca: Umm….

Leon: This doesn't sound right.

Rebecca: Why do I agree?

Leon helps Rebecca up.

Leon: I guess we did wind up together.

Rebecca: Yes we did *dusts off*

Leon: *does the same*

*They are taking a "nice" walk while they chat about their lives*

Leon: So.. Is it true you have a pink thong?

Rebecca: Yes

Leon: Let me see?

Rebecca shows off part of her thong…Leon wasn't quite looking at that.

Leon: Its pretty

Rebecca: Is it? I thought it was rather plain since it has no designs on it.

Leon: Uh, yeah, but it looks cute on you.

Rebecca: ^ ^ thanks.

Leon: So… tell me more about yourself…

Rebecca: Well, I play the Piano and…

*Part 2

Jill: Damn it…where did my tube top go!?

Dylan: Uh? I'm with you?

Jill: EEEK!

Dylan: WOAH!

Jill: Well then I guess its no use covering them anymore.

Dylan: Woah…I mean… have you ever wore a bra before?

Jill: Yes, but none quite fit me because my breast are so big

Dylan: I' c. Can I just touch to see if its true that you there are no sizes for you? I'm a bra designer, so I should know

Jill: You pervert

Dylan: Hehe… but am I close?

Jill: Give me your shirt and we'll talk

Dylan: UGH.. Fine, I have nothing to expose from my waist up. Yet

Jill: Mmm…. Lets talk bussiness

Dylan: RRRRR…. (he trips on Dino crap)

*Part 3

Billy: Hello? Anyone? Help me?

Claire: I'm right here you big baby

Billy: Oh Claire! You made it alive!

Claire: You are only happy because I am here to save your ass right

Billy: Uh..no…

Claire: Lets walk around and talk later

Billy: Fine..

Claire: So tell me the real reason to why you haven't taken those handcuffs off

Billy: Well, its simple-

*Part 4

Wesker: Hello?

Wesker: I'm here!

Wesker: Oh hey

Wesker: Hello!

Wesker: So let's talk to know more about each other would we?

Wesker: Sure.. Which one do you preffer…men or women?

Wesker: I preffer-

END of chapter

*Next chapter will be Leon and Rebeccas Chapter.

*What is the secret behind Billy's handcuffs?

*Who is Wesker talking to?

*Why is Jill such a whore?

*Why does Dylan know all the playboy moves?

*When will all the sexual confrontations stop?

*Find out in the end of the story man! Read!