Chapter 3

*Leon and Rebecca*

Leon: Rebecca! I think I found something! *he picks up a red used condom*

Rebecca: Ew, who would wanna do it HERE?

Leon: There are sick people out there you know?

Rebecca: Well… that sick?

Leon: Let's just go on.

*Along the veins and the trees there lies a secret…*

Rebecca: A bra?

Leon: O..k this is too much.

Rebecca: I GET IT!

Leon: OUCH! What?

Rebecca: Survivors!

Leon: Don't tell me the only survivors here are the ones that…

Rebecca: Yup!

Leon: So that explains the condom

Rebecca: You know that it was strawberry?

Leon: You…are so…

*Down the small waterfall across the river lies another secret…*

Leon: Panties!

Rebecca: We are getting closer to our guests

*Suddenly, they trip because of an annoying rock in the river. They fall in a cave, the cave gets blocked with T-Rex crap and they can't get out*

Leon: OK ok, if we follow this path, we may find a way out

Rebecca: Yeah I see a light already

Leon: Smartass

*They follow the light outside to the other side of the cave. They end up in a small area, where the only place you can go is, down to the river which is a good 70feet off the ground.*

Leon: HELP!!!!

Rebecca: Ugh! Nowhere to run eh?

Leon: that's what happens when you mix two very dumb video game characters into a funny story.

Rebecca: I'm not that sad, besides, look at it this way…I got my CD player!

Leon: Depends on the music you have.

Rebecca: Shawn Desman!

Leon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Rebecca:… and Linkin Park

Leon:..O! oooh…cool which album?

Rebecca: Reanimation!

Leon: O MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!! *he grabs the cd player and tosses it into the river*

Rebecca: HEY!!!!

Leon: Ugh!

*from the bottom they hear a guy scream. They go to the edge to check what happens, a naked guy floats on the water while a naked woman tries to wake him up*

Leon: We just ruined some ones birthday didn't we?

Rebecca: Oh man! I feel so sorry!!!! O my god!

Leon: Damn it!

Rebecca: OK, Ok, they are in a better place now aren't they?

*For some reason, a Grisley appears out of nowhere and eats them both whole*

Leon: If you are talking about the Grisleys stomach…then you just got your lucky day given

Rebecca: You're and asshole

*Jill and Dylan appear out of nowhere and gang up on the Bear. The bear kicks Dylan in the groin and rips Jills top off*

Leon: Look! More idiots!

Rebecca: those aren't idiots! that's Jill (as usually topless) and Dylan!

Leon: Ahem…they're still stupid…

Rebecca: JILL!!! DYLAN!!!!

*Jill gets Dylan shotgun and shoots up. The shot almost got Rebeccas head, but it did blow Leons Donut out*

Leon: AW!

Rebecca: Where did you get that?

Leon: I don't know! These things just come to me.

Rebecca: Well, you are a cop you know?

Leon: Ahem…the RPD …which doesn't do anything but die in a mission.

Rebecca: Oh…

Leon: I mean if I wouldn't had been covering their asses all the time each and everyone of my team members would had died. But I guess it doesn't matter anyway because they are dead now.

Rebecca: What happened?

Leon: I played a prank. I put constipation liquids in their coffees until they all had to go to the bathroom. Some didn't make it in and busted their lungs, and the lucky ones that made it to the toilet died crapping.

Rebecca: Why the heck would you do something like that!?

Leon: A kangoroo kicked my groin and I was pissed off.

Rebecca: Lets not go on

Dylan: Hey!!! Rebecca and Leon!!!

Leon: Shoot! They spotted us!

Rebecca: why do you care so much?

Leon: they are going to shoot another one of my donuts…

Rebecca: Why? Are you going to get mad and put Constipation liquids in their drinks?

Leon: No. But I can get really mad.

Jill: HEEEEEY!!!

Rebecca: WE CANT GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! CAN YOU GUYS TELL US IF THERE IS A WAY TO GET OFF THIS STUPID CLIFF!!!!?

Jill: WEEELLL!!!!…….

*Suddenly, Dylan and Jill get attacked by a bunch of raptors*

Leon: There they go.

Rebecca: And there goes our chances of getting out of here

Leon: Oh heck with it…lets just jump off!!!

Rebecca: Be my guest

Leon: Nah… too chicken

Rebecca: ^_^

Leon: so then what? how are we going to get out of here?

Rebecca: umm…HEY!

*she spots a wooden ladder going down to the river*

Leon: No… cuz then that would just get us into the trouble that Jill and Dylan just went through.

Rebecca: Any weapons?

Leon: Got eaten by the T-Rex

Rebecca: Damn it… Lets just go down anyway, if we make a really stupid joke about Dino crap they may consider us funny and run back.

Leon: Ladies first… to become raptor food

Rebecca: you never know! It may work!

Leon: Hey! Look above us!!! Theres land!

Rebecca: Is there enough land to run around?

Leon: 99.9% sure

Rebecca: IM FIRST!

Leon: HEY!! Wait up!!! *he trips and hurts his leg*

Leon: Ugh! Not my day

End of chapter:

*Next chapter is going to be Claire and Billy's day*