Seifer the Vampire Slayer!

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy 8 belongs to Squaresoft! BTVS belongs to Joss Whedon! I own nothing from them!

A/N: This is set on season 7 of BTVS, Also somehow Seifer gotten into BTVS world

~*~ (Day) Buffy's House:

Xander goes into the kitchen and begins to talk to Buffy. "There is another potenial slayer in Sunnydale"

"Another one? Soon this house is going to look like a zoo! Anyways we need all we can get" said Buffy. "Xander do you know where this girl is?"

"Yeah, outside of the Bronze"

"Let's go to the Bronze then" Buffy leaves the house and walks into Xander's car. Xander hurries to his car and sped down on the peddle.

~*~ Bronze:

Seifer walks around in front of the Bronze, several girls are admiring his sword. One of the girls goes up to Seifer. "Can I hold your sword?"

".."

"Pleeze!"

".."

"Puleeeze!"

"...Oh fine then!" He hands the girl the sword to play with. "Stupid girls"

Buffy and Xander sees the girl with the sword. "That's our slayer!" said Xander

Buffy goes up to the girl. "Potenial Slayer number 28" The girl turns to Buffy.

"Uh, this is not my sword, it belongs to him" the girl points to Seifer, the girl goes over to Seifer to sword and Seifer grabs it sharply. "Hey, you don't have to be a meanie!"

"Oh, we have a male slayer? GREAT!" said Xander

Seifer turns around and looks at Buffy and Xander. "Slayer? I'm not no slayer! I fight fiends but I'm no slayer!" Seifer paused for a moment. "What is a slayer?"

"Uh, you kill vampires with Mr. Pointy, you stake them and make them turn to dust," said Xander

"Xander, I think he gets it" said Buffy sarcastically

"Well, I'm not going to be a vampire slayer!"

"Oh yes you are! Do you know who you are talking to?" said Buffy

"No" said Seifer walking past Buffy and Xander.

Buffy goes up to Seifer by the arm and threw him to the wall. "I'm the vampire slayer! Thee only vampire slayer, soon after my job is finish I have to pass it down to one potenial slayer!"

Seifer looks at Buffy. "Do you think I really care?" Seifer smiles and chuckles at Buffy "Looks like someone has been eatin your spinach" Seifer paused for a moment. "So your thee vampire slayer? And I'm a potenial slayer? What the differences?"

"God! Why do you have to be sooo complicated?"

"Maybe he's a guy," said Xander

"Oh, shut up chicken-wuss" Xander gives Seifer a mean stare, wanting to pop at Seifer. Seifer gets off the ground and picks up his sword up off the ground. Xander hold himself back not to battle Seifer. "What's the matter chicken-wuss, you can't fight?"

"Well yes, but no, I can't fight! I can get my ex-girlfriend Anya to shred you to tiny bits!"

"Shred me to bits? With what? Oooo your girlfriend can shred me to bits with her figure nails?"

"No! She an Vendance Demon"

"Does she has spikey horns and look really ugly, after sleeping with someone?"

"Hey!! How do you know she was sleeping with Spike!"

"Whose Spike? You mean Spike, like a sharp object" Thinks for a moment. "Ewww she slept with a spike? Does that hurt?"

"WHYYY YOU LITTLE!!!"

"Enough! We are acting like children! I know you don't wanna be a slayer, but a male slayer, we have to work into teams and fight the big bad, some of us will die and some of us will live"

"And your point is?" said Seifer laughing evilly. Buffy goes up to Seifer, ready to punch him in the face. Buffy backs up away from Seifer and walks back to the car and open the car in and sit down.

"Dude, if you don't join us, The First followers or agents will kill you, and do you wanna help save the world with us?"

"Hmmm, since I nearly wiped out the world with Edea and Ultimetica, Hmmmm ok, in one condition"

"What?"

"I will give the orders"

"Uh no" said Buffy, Xander looks at Buffy. "Oh fine! Get in the car!" Seifer walks over to the car and walk into it. "And I didn't get your name"

"My name is Seifer Almasy"

"Also uh, Seifer when we get to the house, no beating up the other potenial slayers"

"Fine" said Seifer mumbling to himself

((A/N: Please r&r!!))