Lazy bum Seifer
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy 8 belongs to Squaresoft. BTVS belongs to Joss Whedon. I own nothing from either of them!
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Outside of Buffy's House:
Buffy, Seifer and Xander got out of the car and Buffy goes in front of Seifer. "Rule number 1, no beating up and slayers and my family and number 2 no playing weapons in the house, cuz you can poke someone in the eye with that huge sword"
"Whatever"
Buffy rolls her eyes and opens the door to the house, all the girls including Andrew were waiting for a new slayer girlie girl. Buffy and Xander walks into the house and Seifer walks in last.
"oh, the slayer is dead, and who is he?" said Andrew
"Andrew, he a potenial slayer" said Buffy.
"Cool, have you slayed any demons yet?" said Andrew
A timer in the kitchen goes off. 'DING'
"Cookies are ready!" Andrew runs back to the kitchen. "owwww! Hott hott hott! Can someone help me?" Silent. "Ahhhhhh attack of the cookies!"
"I'll go help him," said Xander runs into the kitchen and enters the kitchen. "Oh Crap!!"
1 second later
Andrew runs out of the kitchen while a cookie creature shaped like Pac-man is trying to nip at Andrew's bum. "Ahhhh!" Andrew begins to run around in circles. Buffy runs over to Andrew and wait for the cookie monster and steps on the cookie.
"Andrew, how in earth did you make a cookie demon?"
"There's a cookie demon?" said Seifer. "This house is whack, and this place is even whacker with dozens of 14 year olds trying to be potenial slayers."
"Well, we are the chosen ones, we didn't exactly choose to be slayers, we had no choice, same with you," said Kennedy.
"Whatever" Seifer walks over to a couch and sits down, he puts his feet on the coffee table.
"Buffy, I can't believe you brought in a slacker in here, and of course he a potenial slayer! Since this world is almost over, he just going to sit on his lazy bum to the world ends," said Dawn
Seifer rolls his eyes, he grabs the remote control and begins to watch tv. Suddenly the TV went out. "Hey!!! I was watching that!!" said Seifer. Something begins to moan outside of the house. Seifer jumps back and jumps over to Buffy and the gang they begin to see several The First followers banging on the windows, the windows begins to crack.
"Girls get ready" said Buffy
Seifer holds his sword tightly, Seifer begin to use the magic scan on each of the potenial slayers and their strengths are low even their health points. "You girls won't make it" Seifer holds his hands out and cast aura on him. He is all yellowy now.
"Seifer, what is happening to you?" said Buffy
The First followers burst into the window and charged at the gang. Seifer casts barrier the followers couldn't get past them. Seifer begins to glow and he charged at the d Followers and begins to use Regonzuken on the evil baddies, Seifer jumps back and begins to use lion heart, he charged at the baddies again and begin to use 9,999 damage on them and they fall dead.
"Seifer, how did you did that?" said Willow
"I'm not going to tell you" Seifer is back to normal and sits back on the couch and closes his eyes for a moment. "Can ya fix the windows, cuz it's kinda getting chilly in here?"
"I get the woods and nails," said Xander, he leaves the living room and went to the basement. He walks past Spike, while Spike is sleeping. Xander quickly grabs the wood planks and accidentally dropped it on the floor.
"Xander, stop being so noisy! Can I get some sleep, before night comes!"
"Sorry Spike, I gotta fix the windows again, and this male slayer is getting on my nerves" Xander walks over to a shelve and grabbed a bucket of nails.
"You say male slayer? I thought there is no such thing as male slayers"
"Yeah male slayer, and I have no clue why they have a male slayer, right here, right now!" Xander rushes up the stairs and closes the closet door, Xander walks into the living room and puts the stuff on the floor.
"Took you long enough," said Seifer.
"WHY YOU LITTLE CREEP!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE THIS WAY AND YOU ARE WORSER THAN SPIKE!! SPIKE IS ANNOYING LITTLE DEVIL WITH A SOUL AND YOU ARE ANNOYING, RUTHLESS GUY THAT DOES NOTHING, BUT I NOTICE YOU HELPED US WITH THE FOLLOWERS!"
"Can I say psycho or loser" Seifer laughs, Seifer gets out of Xander way and walks into the kitchen.
((I know the limit break Regonzuken belongs to Squall and not Seifer, well I couldn't think what Seifer limit break is or if he has one. Please review it!))
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy 8 belongs to Squaresoft. BTVS belongs to Joss Whedon. I own nothing from either of them!
~*~
Outside of Buffy's House:
Buffy, Seifer and Xander got out of the car and Buffy goes in front of Seifer. "Rule number 1, no beating up and slayers and my family and number 2 no playing weapons in the house, cuz you can poke someone in the eye with that huge sword"
"Whatever"
Buffy rolls her eyes and opens the door to the house, all the girls including Andrew were waiting for a new slayer girlie girl. Buffy and Xander walks into the house and Seifer walks in last.
"oh, the slayer is dead, and who is he?" said Andrew
"Andrew, he a potenial slayer" said Buffy.
"Cool, have you slayed any demons yet?" said Andrew
A timer in the kitchen goes off. 'DING'
"Cookies are ready!" Andrew runs back to the kitchen. "owwww! Hott hott hott! Can someone help me?" Silent. "Ahhhhhh attack of the cookies!"
"I'll go help him," said Xander runs into the kitchen and enters the kitchen. "Oh Crap!!"
1 second later
Andrew runs out of the kitchen while a cookie creature shaped like Pac-man is trying to nip at Andrew's bum. "Ahhhh!" Andrew begins to run around in circles. Buffy runs over to Andrew and wait for the cookie monster and steps on the cookie.
"Andrew, how in earth did you make a cookie demon?"
"There's a cookie demon?" said Seifer. "This house is whack, and this place is even whacker with dozens of 14 year olds trying to be potenial slayers."
"Well, we are the chosen ones, we didn't exactly choose to be slayers, we had no choice, same with you," said Kennedy.
"Whatever" Seifer walks over to a couch and sits down, he puts his feet on the coffee table.
"Buffy, I can't believe you brought in a slacker in here, and of course he a potenial slayer! Since this world is almost over, he just going to sit on his lazy bum to the world ends," said Dawn
Seifer rolls his eyes, he grabs the remote control and begins to watch tv. Suddenly the TV went out. "Hey!!! I was watching that!!" said Seifer. Something begins to moan outside of the house. Seifer jumps back and jumps over to Buffy and the gang they begin to see several The First followers banging on the windows, the windows begins to crack.
"Girls get ready" said Buffy
Seifer holds his sword tightly, Seifer begin to use the magic scan on each of the potenial slayers and their strengths are low even their health points. "You girls won't make it" Seifer holds his hands out and cast aura on him. He is all yellowy now.
"Seifer, what is happening to you?" said Buffy
The First followers burst into the window and charged at the gang. Seifer casts barrier the followers couldn't get past them. Seifer begins to glow and he charged at the d Followers and begins to use Regonzuken on the evil baddies, Seifer jumps back and begins to use lion heart, he charged at the baddies again and begin to use 9,999 damage on them and they fall dead.
"Seifer, how did you did that?" said Willow
"I'm not going to tell you" Seifer is back to normal and sits back on the couch and closes his eyes for a moment. "Can ya fix the windows, cuz it's kinda getting chilly in here?"
"I get the woods and nails," said Xander, he leaves the living room and went to the basement. He walks past Spike, while Spike is sleeping. Xander quickly grabs the wood planks and accidentally dropped it on the floor.
"Xander, stop being so noisy! Can I get some sleep, before night comes!"
"Sorry Spike, I gotta fix the windows again, and this male slayer is getting on my nerves" Xander walks over to a shelve and grabbed a bucket of nails.
"You say male slayer? I thought there is no such thing as male slayers"
"Yeah male slayer, and I have no clue why they have a male slayer, right here, right now!" Xander rushes up the stairs and closes the closet door, Xander walks into the living room and puts the stuff on the floor.
"Took you long enough," said Seifer.
"WHY YOU LITTLE CREEP!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE THIS WAY AND YOU ARE WORSER THAN SPIKE!! SPIKE IS ANNOYING LITTLE DEVIL WITH A SOUL AND YOU ARE ANNOYING, RUTHLESS GUY THAT DOES NOTHING, BUT I NOTICE YOU HELPED US WITH THE FOLLOWERS!"
"Can I say psycho or loser" Seifer laughs, Seifer gets out of Xander way and walks into the kitchen.
((I know the limit break Regonzuken belongs to Squall and not Seifer, well I couldn't think what Seifer limit break is or if he has one. Please review it!))
