Exploring the House

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Giles opens the front door of Buffy's house, Buffy called from downstairs. "Seifer, who is it?"

Seifer walking out of the kitchen and sees Giles. "Uh, someone's Grandpa"

"Grandpa?" Buffy rush downstairs and sees Giles. "Hey Giles, wassup?"

"Did he called me a Grandpa?" He points at Seifer. "Buffy, I kinda like need you and the rest of the scoobies"

"Yes and that is Seifer, our male slayer"

"Male slayer? Impossible!"

"Possible," said Seifer

"This is so absurd and crazy!"

"Believe it or not gramps," Seifer walks over to the couch and sits down

"Let's move the male slayer aside, why do you need me and rest of the scoobies?"

"Right, there is this guy in Sunnydale, that knows everything about The First, he just want you guys to see him, because you people and I were close enough to the hellmouth remember"

"What about the potenial slayers? They will get killed"

"You have Spike and Anya"

"But Spike isn't strong enough to take down the Followers and Anya."

"You got me, remember you guys did sqwat and I beat all of them up in matter of minutes"

"Ok and you got the male slayer"

"Can you stop calling me a male slayer, I kinda get the idea" Seifer looks at Giles and Buffy. "Just call me Seifer, morons" "Ok, Seifer, be a little good boy and don't get into trouble"

"I'll try"

Buffy gives Seifer a mean stare

"Fine"

"Xander and Willow!!!" hollered Buffy

Xander and Willow come out of there places that they were just in. "Yes Buffy?"

"We need to go out for couple of hours," said Buffy

"More like 3 days," said Giles

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Were leaving Seifer here, alone!" said Xander

"Xander, he promises not to get into trouble," said Buffy

"Likewise," said Seifer

"Xander, don't listen to Seifer," said Willow "He is trying to make you meanie and all, don't listen to him, like pretend he is Angelus, like when Angelus said stuff and trying to confuse us and make us all whoa"

"Seifer, not a vampire, he is this grouchy evil thing!" Xander hurries out the door

"Not my fault"

Buffy rolls her eyes and exit the door as well, Giles also followed Buffy. "Seifer, don't be such a meanie!" Willow leaves the room.

"These people has serious issues" Seifer walks into the kitchen and looks through the cabinets. Dawn and Amanda were eating chips. Seifer walks over to the refridgerator and opens it, he bounces back, all disgust. "What is this? Chick food?"

"Sorry, we girls like to eat 'chick food'" said Dawn

"Do you got any hot dogs?"

"Nope, sorry Seifer," said Dawn

"...." Seifer begins to mumble to himself. "Grrr, I can't even get any hot dogs around here and in Balamb Garden"

The girls begin to giggle at Seifer, Seifer rolled his eyes and leaves the kitchen and sees Andrew on the couch. "The name Seifer sounds similiar to a video game"

"Whatever" Seifer walks past Andrew "Great I'm surrounded by girls and a video game geek, this day stinks" Seifer goes up the stairs and looks around, he walks into Buffy's room.

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Seifer looks around Buffy's room, he walks over to her dresser and picks up a ring, that Angel gave Buffy on her 17th b-day. "This chick has werid taste in rings" Seifer puts it down and looks at her posters. "Who the heck is Linkin Park and Papa Roach?"

Spike walks upstairs and sees Seifer "I think its not a good idea to come into Buffy's room"

"Why? And who are you?"

"Buffy gets annoyed if someone goes through her stuff" Spike sees the ring on the dresser. "That ring was given by Buffy on her 17th b-day, by her vampire boyfriend, before he turned all bad and took my girl Dru"

Seifer burst out laughing. "You are telling me, Buffy dated a vampire? Why didn't she kill him? She is totally messed up like everyone in this house"

"She didn't kill him, because he has a soul, a vampire with a soul, cannot touch any human being"

"So why did he got a soul?"

"He killed a daughter of this gyspy people, these people got sooo mad at him, they given him a soul, a curse, making him suffer in what he has done in the past" Spike takes out a cigarette and lights it. "Couple years ago, he lost it, between Buffy, by a moment of true happiness, its more like uh, you know what"

"So when he lose a soul, now what? Go on a killing spree?"

"He goes on a killing spree, he is the most notorious vampire ever lived, beside Dracula, he also nailed puppies to the wall, murdered his family and murdered lots of familes with his lover and sire Darla"

"That guy is twisted, so how do you know that?"

"Couple years ago, before I had a soul and this dumb chip in my head, I moved to Sunnydale with my girl Drusilla, we came down here to kill Buffy, when few days later when Angel lost his soul he took over and stole my girl Dru, I didn't like Angelus, something about him, even as a vampire I didn't like him."

"You're a vampire? Man you guys are mess up"

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((Part 4 coming up))