OK I know you have all been waiting with baited breath so here it is the wonderful chapter 3!!!!

CHAPTER 3:

Lord Elrond (the art teacher this time) Looked upon the face of Lord Elrond (the real one) and wondered what the heck he was going to do when who should come back but the partners in crime Miranda and Karina!

"Quick Lord Elrond!" Screamed Miranda as she ran for her life from very angry shaving cream covered elves. "Translate what their saying!" She tossed him her language guide and she and her partner in crime ran faster.

"Hurry Oh lord of the art room of organized chaos! This one's got a bow! And I don't mean a ribbon!" Shouted Karina as she and Miranda ran circles around Mr. Hart. *then the author decided that the poor innocent girls would be able to torture the elves better if the elves could understand them. So Elrond speaks English.*

"Stop! Who are you and from whence did you come?" Lord Elrond demanded. (Elf not art teacher) this was the question Miranda was waiting for.

"I am Miranda Queen of the immortal Elven human ducks and heir to the throne of the land of lost sanity! My companions are Lady Karina, the dazzling star of the insane population and the queen of band-aid land, And Lord Hart-Elrond of the art room of organized chaos! We are half-witted and weary travelers who have no clue how we got here, no clue how to get home and, in the case of Lady Karina and I, have nothing better than to annoy the Mandos out of you." Now of course she said this rather dramatically and almost every elf in the room was rather confused. Mr. Hart was sitting on the floor with his head in his hands and Karina was singing their theme song at the top of her lungs and laughing hysterically. (Don't ask how she just was)

"Have rooms made for our royal guests and for valor's sake get the can of unknown substance away from Queen Miranda!" Elrond was royally pissed off and fighting a major migraine. (Can Elves even get Migraines?) After the shaving cream was taken from Miranda our three heroes were led to their own rooms. Karina's and Miranda's had and adjoining door. A feature they both laughed over later.

If the girls had any say in it Imladeris would never be the same.

Like? Hate? Well Review and tell me! Sorry for the hold on the other stories but I wanted to get this out. At the moment I have four muses working around the clock to bring you this story! They are: GHS and his girlfriend GHSP. My brother's dragon RS and Gilglos's muse Rina the burra- hobbit! Be grateful and feed them reviews.