Ok, folks, let me lay it down for ya' nice and smooth.

In this fic Wolfwood didn't die, he was not shot in Trigun, in the version I am writing.

That means that this is an AU fic and not entirely true to Trigun.

Second, Meryl was pregnant at the beginning with Rem; Chibi Vash was already born.

Finally, despite the fact this is an AU fic Rem is still dead, so she can't marry Vash.

Legato with vengeance

//.- one more time…. Ok, he doesn't own it… so there. -.\\

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"Achem," Vash cleared his throat preparing his best Cuban accent, "Honey, I'm… choke- choking…."

"YOU LET YOUR SON DRIVE YOUR BROTHER'S CAR INTO MY HOUSE!" Meryl attempted to wring Vash's neck as Knives tried to slip past the two so he could inspect the damage done to his car. "… AND ARE YOU EXPECTING FOR MY INSURANCE TO COVER THIS?"

"Darn well, ye-" Knives was stopped short in his sentence as he felt his feet leave the ground.

WA-BAM!

"I'll kill you all!" Wolfwood kicked the door off the remaining hinge, "… oh, hey, my honey," Wolfwood suddenly turned sugary sweet, "Lets go collect Nick and go home."

"Ok, Bokushi-san," Milly ran off to find the mischievous chibis.

"Ok, ok, Meryl I'll re- reconsider…" Knives tried to pry her hand off his neck.

"Better," Meryl puts Knives down on the floor.

"We'll be seein' ya 'round," Wolfwood and Milly wave goodbye and hop into Wolfwood's motorcycle.

"Yeah, I better get going to," Knives walked out to where Frank Marlin was still parked, "Hey Frank can I get a lift?"

"Meryl… can I come… down n… now?" Vash gasped out as Meryl applied both hands to his neck.

"Only if you promise that if we ever have another kid, I can shoot you."

"I promise," Vash hits the ground only to see two small shadows go whisking inches away from him and out the door.

"Nick, we win! We captured the enemy's rations!" Chibi Vash and Nick run down the road both of them holding Rem's milk bottle in the air; quickly disappearing over the horizon.

"Vash…" Meryl gives Vash a very menacing glance.

Vash scuttles off in the direction of the dwindling dust cloud.

"Hey, Mommy, what's Dad doing?" Chibi Vash stared up at Meryl having run around to the back door after taking Rem's baby bottle.

"Running for his life," Meryl crossed her arms, seemed overly calm, "Now," she picked up Chibi Vash, under his arms, "don't you have a baby bottle to clean?"

"It's cleaning Mommy," Chibi Vash looked at the floor sheepishly.

"Where is it?" Meryl stared daggers.

"Here, I'll show you," Chibi Vash attempted to walk but realized that he was being held above the ground.

"Where would that be?"

"In Rem's room."

Meryl walked him up the stares only to find Nick with a cook's apron on, standing over a campfire, with a boiling pot of water on top.

"Hey Chibi Vash can you tell it's ready if it won't come off the spatula?" Nick pulled out an insanely long handled spatula from the pot that was taller than himself, with the plastic bottle melted to the end.

"Nick?" Chibi Vash stuttered pointing to Meryl.

"Whoops…" Nick instantly turned the pot upside down on to the flames causing a thick steam to cloud the room, then through the spatula out the door and into Knives' car's one reaming window, which shattered.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Rem suddenly decided to maker her presence known to her mother.

Then it all caught up the Meryl, She had only given birth two days ago, the doctor told her she shouldn't walk to much, she had just gone up and down the stairs and strangled two six foot tall men. It was time to take a nap. The steam still clouding the air.

To be continued…