Round 1: Play
Hermione watched as number 14, a bunch of Ravenclaw 5th years, finished their cheer and the Great Hall erupted in (insert word meaning the opposite of applause (which is good) {lets just say they weren't very good}). She would go out when they called her name and number.
Hermione had already given the band the sheet music to all the songs she planned on singing so they could practice.
"Number 15. Hermione Granger." the announcer (hereby named Bob) announced. (A/n: hehe.)
Hermione walked on stage and took the mic.
"I'd like to dedicate this song to the DJ at the last party I went to," After Hermione had stated this a wave of whispers washed over the room.
"YES I DO GO TO PARTIES! NOW CAN I PLEASE SING?!?!" Hermione screamed over the noise.
Someone in the audience, most likely a guy, shouted "no" so Hermione stuck her tongue out at him and motioned for the band to start playing. After that every shut up so they could here the music.
The muggle-borns in the audience cheered when they heard the music for the song 'Play' by a popular muggle singer Jennifer Lopez.
Hermione waited for the right point in the music and started singing.
I could wait all night and day
To go to a party, sit down and wait
Give my request to the DJ
Cause my song he's gotta play
And when I hear that beat
I get my body up out my seat
I grab a guy and move my feet
He's playing my song
Play, come on play that song
Play it all night long
Just turn it up and turn me on
Play, come on DJ play that song
You know that it turns me on
DJ just play that song
Just turn it up and turn me on
DJ just play that song
Cause I wanna be dancing all night long
Won't you play my (play my) play my (play my)
Play my favorite song
I don't care if everybody's gone
Turn it up, cause it turns me on
Keep dancing all night long
It feels so right that it can't be wrong
I get chills up and down my spine
Whenever I hear that song of mine
When it stops better press rewind
(Play that shit again)
Let me hear it one more time
1 - Play, come on play that song
Play it all night long
Just turn it up and turn me on
Play, come on DJ play that song
You know that it turns me on
DJ just play that song
Cause I wanna be dancing all night long
Repeat 1
I just wanna dance
Is that a crime?
Alright then, ooh, uh
Oh, ay, yes that's the hotness right there
Repeat 1 in background
Now Mr. DJ
I've asked you three times
Play my motherfuckin' song
He, he, he
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn the track up
Repeat 1 till end
As the music finished at first there was complete silence.
Then the Great Hall erupted into catcalls, cheers and applauding.
As Hermione walked off stage there was calls for her to come back and sing another song.
Hermione Granger may be known as 'Know-it-all' Granger or Mudblood but that didn't stop her from taking singing lessons since she could talk.
It also didnt stop her from modeling since she could walk but we'll go into that in a different story.
There was many different acts. But the one that really caught Bob (you know him...he's the announcer)'s attention was act number 24.
A brother and sister and their friend with a whole lot of background dancers and a Narrator walked on stage.
The music started and Hermione could have cried. It was her second favorite song from her favorite movie. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. These people were going to sing Time Warp.
Conveniently the siblings names her Riff-Raff and Magenta and their friend was named Columbia.
RiffRaff: It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
Magenta: Not for very much longer.
RiffRaff: I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me
RiffRaff: And the void would be calling...
Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.
All: And then a step to the right.
Narrator: With your hands on your hips.
All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Magenta: It's so dreamy,
oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me,
no, not at all.
In another dimension,
with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded,
I see all.
RiffRaff: With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta: You're into the time slip.
RiffRaff: And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation.
RiffRaff: Like you're under sedation.
All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up,
he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck,
and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.
All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.
All: And then a step to the right.
Narrator: With your hands on your hips.
All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Through out the song the background dancers/singers and everyone else, even the audience(that knew the dance), was doing the Time Warp.
There was lots more acts before the non-participants of the next round were called out.
"Numbers 1, 4, 14, 32 and 30 you won't be participating tomorrow." Bob announced sadly.
EnD rOuNd 1!
Hermione watched as number 14, a bunch of Ravenclaw 5th years, finished their cheer and the Great Hall erupted in (insert word meaning the opposite of applause (which is good) {lets just say they weren't very good}). She would go out when they called her name and number.
Hermione had already given the band the sheet music to all the songs she planned on singing so they could practice.
"Number 15. Hermione Granger." the announcer (hereby named Bob) announced. (A/n: hehe.)
Hermione walked on stage and took the mic.
"I'd like to dedicate this song to the DJ at the last party I went to," After Hermione had stated this a wave of whispers washed over the room.
"YES I DO GO TO PARTIES! NOW CAN I PLEASE SING?!?!" Hermione screamed over the noise.
Someone in the audience, most likely a guy, shouted "no" so Hermione stuck her tongue out at him and motioned for the band to start playing. After that every shut up so they could here the music.
The muggle-borns in the audience cheered when they heard the music for the song 'Play' by a popular muggle singer Jennifer Lopez.
Hermione waited for the right point in the music and started singing.
I could wait all night and day
To go to a party, sit down and wait
Give my request to the DJ
Cause my song he's gotta play
And when I hear that beat
I get my body up out my seat
I grab a guy and move my feet
He's playing my song
Play, come on play that song
Play it all night long
Just turn it up and turn me on
Play, come on DJ play that song
You know that it turns me on
DJ just play that song
Just turn it up and turn me on
DJ just play that song
Cause I wanna be dancing all night long
Won't you play my (play my) play my (play my)
Play my favorite song
I don't care if everybody's gone
Turn it up, cause it turns me on
Keep dancing all night long
It feels so right that it can't be wrong
I get chills up and down my spine
Whenever I hear that song of mine
When it stops better press rewind
(Play that shit again)
Let me hear it one more time
1 - Play, come on play that song
Play it all night long
Just turn it up and turn me on
Play, come on DJ play that song
You know that it turns me on
DJ just play that song
Cause I wanna be dancing all night long
Repeat 1
I just wanna dance
Is that a crime?
Alright then, ooh, uh
Oh, ay, yes that's the hotness right there
Repeat 1 in background
Now Mr. DJ
I've asked you three times
Play my motherfuckin' song
He, he, he
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn the track up
Repeat 1 till end
As the music finished at first there was complete silence.
Then the Great Hall erupted into catcalls, cheers and applauding.
As Hermione walked off stage there was calls for her to come back and sing another song.
Hermione Granger may be known as 'Know-it-all' Granger or Mudblood but that didn't stop her from taking singing lessons since she could talk.
It also didnt stop her from modeling since she could walk but we'll go into that in a different story.
There was many different acts. But the one that really caught Bob (you know him...he's the announcer)'s attention was act number 24.
A brother and sister and their friend with a whole lot of background dancers and a Narrator walked on stage.
The music started and Hermione could have cried. It was her second favorite song from her favorite movie. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. These people were going to sing Time Warp.
Conveniently the siblings names her Riff-Raff and Magenta and their friend was named Columbia.
RiffRaff: It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
Magenta: Not for very much longer.
RiffRaff: I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me
RiffRaff: And the void would be calling...
Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.
All: And then a step to the right.
Narrator: With your hands on your hips.
All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Magenta: It's so dreamy,
oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me,
no, not at all.
In another dimension,
with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded,
I see all.
RiffRaff: With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta: You're into the time slip.
RiffRaff: And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation.
RiffRaff: Like you're under sedation.
All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up,
he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck,
and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.
All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.
All: And then a step to the right.
Narrator: With your hands on your hips.
All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Through out the song the background dancers/singers and everyone else, even the audience(that knew the dance), was doing the Time Warp.
There was lots more acts before the non-participants of the next round were called out.
"Numbers 1, 4, 14, 32 and 30 you won't be participating tomorrow." Bob announced sadly.
EnD rOuNd 1!
