Round 2: Up!

It was the next day and time for the next round. The order in which the participants would appear had changed. Number 15 would be first and then it would just be random order from then using the remaining numbers.

"Number 15 Hermione Granger." Bob announced for the third time that 5 minutes.

Yes for once in her life Hermione Granger was running late for something very important.

5 milliseconds before Bob was going to announce Hermione again, guess who burst through the doors.

Yep, you guessed it.

"Number 15. Hermione Granger." Bob announced for hopefully the last time for this round. Hermione ran up to the stage and took the mic.

"Sorry, I'm so late but I couldn't find my eyeshadow. Anyway, The song I'm going to sing today is Up by Shania Twain and I'm going to dedicate it to life in general.

It's 'bout as bad as it could be

Seems everybody's buggin' me

Like nothing wants to go my way -

yeah, it just ain't been my day

Nothin's commin' easily

Even my skin is acting weird

I wish that I could grow a beard

Then I could cover up my spots -

not play connect the dots

I just wanna disappear

Chorus:

Up - up - up -

Can only go up from here

Up - up - up - Up

where the clouds gonna clear

Up - up - up -

There's no way but up from here

Even something as simple as

Forgettin' to fill up on gas

There ain't no explanation why -

things like that can make you cry

Just gotta learn to have a laugh

Repeat Chorus

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...

When everything is goin' wrong

Don't worry, it won't last for long

Yeah, it's all gonna come around

Don't go let it get you down

You gotta keep on holding on

It's 'bout as bad as it could be

Seems everybody's buggin' me

Like nothing wants to go my way -

yeah, it just ain't been my day

Nothin's commin' easily

Repeat Chorus

Oh - I'm going up (4x)

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...

After Hermione walked off stage the next performance was announced and she stopped in her tracks and turned around.

"Number 24. RHPS Fanatics." Bob announced.

The same group as before walked on stage. The differences today was that the narrator from yesterday was the lead singer today. The music started and so did the act.

The lead singer (Frank-N-Furter) had his back to the audience and was tapping high-heeled shoes on the ground. The Trannies (the background dancers) were scattered around behind him and Magenta, Riff-Raff and Columbia were among the Trannies.

Frank:

How d'you do, I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman. (Riff-Raff is the handyman for all your RHPS virgins)

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candy man.

Don't get strung out by the way I look.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

Frank threw off the cloak he was wearing as he turned around to face the audience. Underneath he was wearing a black corset, black underpants, black fishnet stockings and suspenders and black and white silver sparkled high-heeled shoes. RHPS fans know what I'm on about.

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound.

You look like you're both pretty groovy.

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal,

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Two of the Trannies that weren't in the Trannie uniform walked up to Frank.

Brad:

I'm glad we caught you at home,

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Janet:

Right.

Brad:

We'll just say where we are,

Then go back to the car.

We don't want to be any worry.

Frank:

Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?

Well, babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.

I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.

Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)

Or maybe a bite? (Bite)

I could show you my favorite obsession.

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my... ...tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.

HIT IT, HIT IT!

I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)

Sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.

So - come up to the lab,

And see what's on the slab.

I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame.

So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)

But not the symptom.

END ROUND 2!!

A/N yes everyone else did get to do their act. i just didnt feel it necessary to put them in there.