Round 2: Up!
It was the next day and time for the next round. The order in which the participants would appear had changed. Number 15 would be first and then it would just be random order from then using the remaining numbers.
"Number 15 Hermione Granger." Bob announced for the third time that 5 minutes.
Yes for once in her life Hermione Granger was running late for something very important.
5 milliseconds before Bob was going to announce Hermione again, guess who burst through the doors.
Yep, you guessed it.
"Number 15. Hermione Granger." Bob announced for hopefully the last time for this round. Hermione ran up to the stage and took the mic.
"Sorry, I'm so late but I couldn't find my eyeshadow. Anyway, The song I'm going to sing today is Up by Shania Twain and I'm going to dedicate it to life in general.
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots -
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
Chorus:
Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
There ain't no explanation why -
things like that can make you cry
Just gotta learn to have a laugh
Repeat Chorus
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
When everything is goin' wrong
Don't worry, it won't last for long
Yeah, it's all gonna come around
Don't go let it get you down
You gotta keep on holding on
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily
Repeat Chorus
Oh - I'm going up (4x)
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
After Hermione walked off stage the next performance was announced and she stopped in her tracks and turned around.
"Number 24. RHPS Fanatics." Bob announced.
The same group as before walked on stage. The differences today was that the narrator from yesterday was the lead singer today. The music started and so did the act.
The lead singer (Frank-N-Furter) had his back to the audience and was tapping high-heeled shoes on the ground. The Trannies (the background dancers) were scattered around behind him and Magenta, Riff-Raff and Columbia were among the Trannies.
Frank:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman. (Riff-Raff is the handyman for all your RHPS virgins)
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Frank threw off the cloak he was wearing as he turned around to face the audience. Underneath he was wearing a black corset, black underpants, black fishnet stockings and suspenders and black and white silver sparkled high-heeled shoes. RHPS fans know what I'm on about.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Two of the Trannies that weren't in the Trannie uniform walked up to Frank.
Brad:
I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Janet:
Right.
Brad:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom.
END ROUND 2!!
A/N yes everyone else did get to do their act. i just didnt feel it necessary to put them in there.
It was the next day and time for the next round. The order in which the participants would appear had changed. Number 15 would be first and then it would just be random order from then using the remaining numbers.
"Number 15 Hermione Granger." Bob announced for the third time that 5 minutes.
Yes for once in her life Hermione Granger was running late for something very important.
5 milliseconds before Bob was going to announce Hermione again, guess who burst through the doors.
Yep, you guessed it.
"Number 15. Hermione Granger." Bob announced for hopefully the last time for this round. Hermione ran up to the stage and took the mic.
"Sorry, I'm so late but I couldn't find my eyeshadow. Anyway, The song I'm going to sing today is Up by Shania Twain and I'm going to dedicate it to life in general.
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots -
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
Chorus:
Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
There ain't no explanation why -
things like that can make you cry
Just gotta learn to have a laugh
Repeat Chorus
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
When everything is goin' wrong
Don't worry, it won't last for long
Yeah, it's all gonna come around
Don't go let it get you down
You gotta keep on holding on
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily
Repeat Chorus
Oh - I'm going up (4x)
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
After Hermione walked off stage the next performance was announced and she stopped in her tracks and turned around.
"Number 24. RHPS Fanatics." Bob announced.
The same group as before walked on stage. The differences today was that the narrator from yesterday was the lead singer today. The music started and so did the act.
The lead singer (Frank-N-Furter) had his back to the audience and was tapping high-heeled shoes on the ground. The Trannies (the background dancers) were scattered around behind him and Magenta, Riff-Raff and Columbia were among the Trannies.
Frank:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman. (Riff-Raff is the handyman for all your RHPS virgins)
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Frank threw off the cloak he was wearing as he turned around to face the audience. Underneath he was wearing a black corset, black underpants, black fishnet stockings and suspenders and black and white silver sparkled high-heeled shoes. RHPS fans know what I'm on about.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Two of the Trannies that weren't in the Trannie uniform walked up to Frank.
Brad:
I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Janet:
Right.
Brad:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom.
END ROUND 2!!
A/N yes everyone else did get to do their act. i just didnt feel it necessary to put them in there.
