Ok, now I just started this Fanfic and I wanna see what you all think about
it...so...tell me!
I do not own the characters in this fanfic, but I give my thanks to the creator of these characters for our amusement!
We start this fanfic with Inu-Yasha and Kagome fighting as usual. This fight started with Inu-Yasha walking in on Kagome changing.
Kagome- "SICKO!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!?"
Inu-Yasha- 'Ducking as a statue fly's past his head' "I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE!"
Kagome- 'Throws another statue' "YEAH RIGHT! YOU HORNY BASTARD!"
Kagome and Inu-Yasha stop fighting when they hear a soft moan behind them. They turn around to see that Miroku had come in to see what the fight was about and got hit in the head with everything that Kagome had thrown.
Miroku- 'Dazed' "I see a tunnel, and look at the bright light at the end. MOMMY!?"
Kagome- "Stay away from the light! Wait... What am I saying??? Go towards it!"
Miroku- "Huh? The lights gone, I'M BACK!
Kagome- 'Head in hands' "What did I do?? We could have gotten rid of him forever!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Miroku- 'Runs over to Kagome' "I didn't die! There's no reason to cry, you can still bear my child."
Kagome starts crying harder. She looks up and shoves Miroku half way across the room making him crash through another statue.
Kagome- "NO WAY!! EWWWWWW!!!"
Miroku stands up and rubs his head.
Miroku- "Ok, you didn't have to hit me."
Inu-Yasha- 'Sweat drop' "Ok, what was up with that??"
Kagome- "Honestly... I don't know."
Miroku- "Well, whatever I'm going outside."
Kagome- "Me too!" ^-^
Inu-Yasha- "Well, if you go outside Kagome, I'm going to."
Kagome- "See I knew you liked me!" ^-^
Inu-Yasha- 'Sigh' "No, I just don't trust you out there with Miroku."
Kagome- "I see how it is. FINE!" Humph
Inu-Yasha- "WELL AT LEAST I CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT YOU!"
Kagome- "SIT!"
'Crash'
Miroku- 'Calmly' "That's right. GOOD SIT!"
Inu-Yasha- "That's not funny."
Kagome and Miroku- "Yes it is!" ^-^
The group goes outside to get some fresh air, Miroku and Kag9ome sit under a tree while Inu-Yasha sits in it's branches thinking as usual.
Kagome- 'Dreamily' "Inu-Yasha...What are you thinking about?"
Inu-Yasha- "Nothing you should worry about."
Kagome- 'Sigh' "Ok...."
Miroku- 'Looking in the distance' "Someone's coming...I see them...OH! It's Sango and Shippo!"
Kagome runs to greet their friends and find out what they were doing there.
Kagome- "LADY SANGO! SHIPPO! What are you doing here?"
Kagome hugs Sango and sees she has a fearful look on her face.
Kagome- "Lady Sango? What's the matter?"
Sango- 'Goes pale' "Your going to have to fight soon. There's an army of Saimyosho heading our way."
Shippo- "Yes." 'Points to his eyes' "I saw them!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Jumps down from the tree' "That means Naraku is nearby. Wait everyone shut up."
Inu-Yasha listens and hears a buzzing noise coming closer.
Inu-Yasha- "Their here..."
Naraku jumps out from a tree and trys to attack Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha- "KAGOME SANGO SHIPPO! Go hide! Miroku protect them!"
Kagome- "YAAAAAAAAA!!! You don't have to tell me twice Inu-Yasha!"
Miroku- "No way! I'm gonna stay and help Inu-Yasha!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Trying to fend off Naraku' "Who ever said I need your help you lecher! I can deal with this myself thanks!"
Inu-Yasha ducks as Naraku swings his sword, barely escaping having his head lopped off.
Miroku- 'Sweat drop' "Ok, tell yourself whatever you want."
As the girls hide protected by a sulking Miroku Inu-Yasha fights Naraku. Naraku keeps dodging Inu-Yasha's 'Blades of Blood' and Inu-Yasha gets very annoyed.
Inu-Yasha- "Feh" 'Draws Tetsusaiga' "Now I'm really annoyed!"
Kagome- 'head in hands' "Like he hasn't already made that clear."
All of a sudden Naraku let out a horrible screech as the Tetsusaiga cut off his arm causing a mess of vapors to fill the air.
Inu-Yasha- 'Covering his ears' "AAAARRRHGGGHHH!!! That hurts! Stop that you bastard!"
Naraku- "Heh..."
Kagome- "Inu-Yasha seriously needs some help!"
Miroku- "Your quite right Kagome."
Miroku moves his hand to grab Kagome's butt but she slaps it away.
Kagome- "YOU PERVERT! HOW ACAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"
Kagome grabs a rock and slams it on Miroku's head causing several bumps to form and knock him out. Inu-Yasha comes over from the fight to find a knocked out Miroku, Sango and Shippo with disgusted looks on their faces and Kagome with her arms folded across her chest.
Inu-Yasha- 'Head whipping around' "WHAT??? WHAT HAPPENED?"
Kagome- 'Sigh' "Just the normal Miroku."
Inu-Yasha 'Stepping on Mirokus face' "Oh...I see. Well then back to the fight!"
Inu-Yasha goes back to the fight and ends up winning when Naraku, battered and bruised crawls into the shadows. Inu-Yasha has a couple of wounds to, and there's so much blood under him you have to wonder how he's still alive. Inu-Yasha stumbles over to Kagome so she can tend to his wounds.
Kagome- "Ah! There you go."
Inu-Yasha- "Uhhh.Thanks Kagome."
Kagome- "No big deal." ^-^
Sango- "Well, now that that's over with, lets go inside the house and eat!"
Shippo- "YEAH FOOD!" ^-^
Inu-Yasha- "Sounds good to me."
So they all walk inside, Kagome and Sango cook up the food while the boys (as usual) sit and discuss.whatever boys tend to talk about. The girls bring the noodles to the table and the group starts to eat.
Inu-Yasha- 'Slurp' "YUM! This is really good."
Kagome and Sango- "Thank you!" ^-^
Shippo- 'Rubbing his stomach' "It makes my tummy feel warm and happy!" ^-^
Then there was a knock on the door and so Kagome got up to answer the door. She opened the door and standing there was Sesshomaru and Jaken. Sesshomaru walked in and went to the table.
Kagome- 'Sweat Drop' "Uhhhh.Inu-Yasha, it's for you."
Sesshomaru- "Get up and fight brother."
Inu-Yasha- 'Noodles hanging from his mouth' "Nope 'slurp' I'm eating." ^-^
Sesshomaru walks over and grabs Inu-Yasha's bowl of Ramen. This only caused Sesshomaru to get bit in the arm by Inu-Yasha.
Sesshomaru- "It.It BIT ME!"
Inu-Yasha- "It? It? What do you mean it? Never get in the way of me and my Ramen.GRRRR!"
Sesshomaru- ".Uh."
Jaken- "Master?"
Sesshomaru- "Huh?"
Jaken- 'Stomach rumbling' "I'm hungry."
Sesshomaru- 'Sigh,' "Can we stay and eat?"
Kagome- "Sure, there's enough for everyone."
Inu-Yasha- "BUT.."
Kagome- "NO BUTS!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Gulp' "Ok.."
So the group sits and eats. At that time in a parallel universe there was a different kind of battle going on, then that of Inu-Yasha and Kagome.and Sesshomaru.and.etc.
Sailor Moon- "MOON COSMIC POWER!"
Sailor Moon was fighting a big ugly plant monster and as usual went on with her normal 10-minute speech. She of course won the fight but not without a couple of ditz outs. After the fight Serena was walking down the street to her house. She walked in and her house at the time had turned into a time vortex. This vortex brought her through time to Feudal Japan. She walked into the place where all the Inu-Yasha characters were eating. Serena was looking at all the Inu-Yasha characters with wide eyes.
Serena- "Huh? Um.Mom? Mom are you here."
Serena just sat there for a minute and then changed into her.skimpy skirt, high red boots, weird bow etc.
Miroku- "AH! IT'S A DEMON!"
Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru- "HEY! Remember were demons to!"
Sailor Moon- 'Pouting' "I AM NOT A DEMON!"
Group- "Ok."
Sailor Moon- 'Pointing wand at Inu-Yasha' "Moon spiral..'Twisty thingy that takes forever' HEART ATTACK!"
The twisty thingy had taken so long that the entire group was asleep.
Sailor Moon- 'Sweat Drop' "HEY!"
Group- 'Snort' "Huh.Wha.Oh your done."
The group hears crashing noises outside and turns to see Mini Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto crash through the door.
Scouts- "Huh?"
Miroku- "AH! More demons!"
They all stand there for a while. Scouts on one side Inu-Yasha characters on the other. Until finally Sailor Moon walks up to Inu-Yasha.
Sailor Moon- 'Tugs Inu-Yasha ears' "FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Sweat Drop'
All the scouts then proceeded to tug Inu-Yasha's ears one at a time. When they finish Inu-Yasha's ears are red and twitchy.
Inu-Yasha- 'Rubbing his ears' "Ow."
Miroku walks up to the scouts and one at a time flicks there tiaras, yanks there skirts and plays with there bows.
Miroku- "Are you sure your not demons?"
Scouts- "YES!"
Miroku- "Ok, just making sure."
Both groups sit there for a while discussing some stuff, until the scouts decided to teleport back to there own time. Before they left.Miroku had to ask them something first.
Miroku- "Do any of you."
Group- "MIROKU NOT AGAIN!"
Miroku- "I wasn't gonna ask that! Do any of you have an extra scout outfit? I think I would look really cute in it! SAILOR MIROKU!"
Group- "...."
Scouts- "Um.. No."
Miroku- 'Pout' "Ok.."
The scouts leave and Kagome and Inu-Yasha just stare at Miroku.
Miroku- "What?"
Inu-Yasha- "Sailor.Miroku?"
They whole group bursts out laughing and then sits down to finish eating. Just as Kagome sits down someone knocks on the door.
Kagome- "Not again!" -_-
Kagome answers the door only to find a big fat white guy standing there.
Fat Guy- "HI!"
Kagome- "Uh.Hi?"
Fat Guy- "Hi! I'm Chris Farley, and I'll be your motivational speaker!"
Inu-Yasha- "We don't need no motivational speaker."
Chris Farley- "See that's the attitude."
Inu-Yasha- 'Draws Tetsusaiga' "I said.we don't need no motivational speaker."
Chris Farley- "Turns around' "Ok." 'Walks out door'
Kagome- "Ok.What time is it?"
Miroku- "Ummmmm.Sesshomaru do you know what ti."
Miroku stops mid-sentence to see that Sesshomaru, Jaken, Sango and Shippo are all sound asleep.and Sesshomaru is snoring. Quite loudly to.
Inu-Yasha- "Well.I guess it's late. Maybe we should go to bed?"
Group- 'Yawn' "Ok."
Well that's all in this chapter. I know what ur thinking.either what was that.or uhhhhhh. That's the response I wanted! ^-^ So yeah. I'll get the other chapters in when I feel like writing them.
I do not own the characters in this fanfic, but I give my thanks to the creator of these characters for our amusement!
We start this fanfic with Inu-Yasha and Kagome fighting as usual. This fight started with Inu-Yasha walking in on Kagome changing.
Kagome- "SICKO!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!?"
Inu-Yasha- 'Ducking as a statue fly's past his head' "I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE!"
Kagome- 'Throws another statue' "YEAH RIGHT! YOU HORNY BASTARD!"
Kagome and Inu-Yasha stop fighting when they hear a soft moan behind them. They turn around to see that Miroku had come in to see what the fight was about and got hit in the head with everything that Kagome had thrown.
Miroku- 'Dazed' "I see a tunnel, and look at the bright light at the end. MOMMY!?"
Kagome- "Stay away from the light! Wait... What am I saying??? Go towards it!"
Miroku- "Huh? The lights gone, I'M BACK!
Kagome- 'Head in hands' "What did I do?? We could have gotten rid of him forever!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Miroku- 'Runs over to Kagome' "I didn't die! There's no reason to cry, you can still bear my child."
Kagome starts crying harder. She looks up and shoves Miroku half way across the room making him crash through another statue.
Kagome- "NO WAY!! EWWWWWW!!!"
Miroku stands up and rubs his head.
Miroku- "Ok, you didn't have to hit me."
Inu-Yasha- 'Sweat drop' "Ok, what was up with that??"
Kagome- "Honestly... I don't know."
Miroku- "Well, whatever I'm going outside."
Kagome- "Me too!" ^-^
Inu-Yasha- "Well, if you go outside Kagome, I'm going to."
Kagome- "See I knew you liked me!" ^-^
Inu-Yasha- 'Sigh' "No, I just don't trust you out there with Miroku."
Kagome- "I see how it is. FINE!" Humph
Inu-Yasha- "WELL AT LEAST I CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT YOU!"
Kagome- "SIT!"
'Crash'
Miroku- 'Calmly' "That's right. GOOD SIT!"
Inu-Yasha- "That's not funny."
Kagome and Miroku- "Yes it is!" ^-^
The group goes outside to get some fresh air, Miroku and Kag9ome sit under a tree while Inu-Yasha sits in it's branches thinking as usual.
Kagome- 'Dreamily' "Inu-Yasha...What are you thinking about?"
Inu-Yasha- "Nothing you should worry about."
Kagome- 'Sigh' "Ok...."
Miroku- 'Looking in the distance' "Someone's coming...I see them...OH! It's Sango and Shippo!"
Kagome runs to greet their friends and find out what they were doing there.
Kagome- "LADY SANGO! SHIPPO! What are you doing here?"
Kagome hugs Sango and sees she has a fearful look on her face.
Kagome- "Lady Sango? What's the matter?"
Sango- 'Goes pale' "Your going to have to fight soon. There's an army of Saimyosho heading our way."
Shippo- "Yes." 'Points to his eyes' "I saw them!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Jumps down from the tree' "That means Naraku is nearby. Wait everyone shut up."
Inu-Yasha listens and hears a buzzing noise coming closer.
Inu-Yasha- "Their here..."
Naraku jumps out from a tree and trys to attack Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha- "KAGOME SANGO SHIPPO! Go hide! Miroku protect them!"
Kagome- "YAAAAAAAAA!!! You don't have to tell me twice Inu-Yasha!"
Miroku- "No way! I'm gonna stay and help Inu-Yasha!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Trying to fend off Naraku' "Who ever said I need your help you lecher! I can deal with this myself thanks!"
Inu-Yasha ducks as Naraku swings his sword, barely escaping having his head lopped off.
Miroku- 'Sweat drop' "Ok, tell yourself whatever you want."
As the girls hide protected by a sulking Miroku Inu-Yasha fights Naraku. Naraku keeps dodging Inu-Yasha's 'Blades of Blood' and Inu-Yasha gets very annoyed.
Inu-Yasha- "Feh" 'Draws Tetsusaiga' "Now I'm really annoyed!"
Kagome- 'head in hands' "Like he hasn't already made that clear."
All of a sudden Naraku let out a horrible screech as the Tetsusaiga cut off his arm causing a mess of vapors to fill the air.
Inu-Yasha- 'Covering his ears' "AAAARRRHGGGHHH!!! That hurts! Stop that you bastard!"
Naraku- "Heh..."
Kagome- "Inu-Yasha seriously needs some help!"
Miroku- "Your quite right Kagome."
Miroku moves his hand to grab Kagome's butt but she slaps it away.
Kagome- "YOU PERVERT! HOW ACAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"
Kagome grabs a rock and slams it on Miroku's head causing several bumps to form and knock him out. Inu-Yasha comes over from the fight to find a knocked out Miroku, Sango and Shippo with disgusted looks on their faces and Kagome with her arms folded across her chest.
Inu-Yasha- 'Head whipping around' "WHAT??? WHAT HAPPENED?"
Kagome- 'Sigh' "Just the normal Miroku."
Inu-Yasha 'Stepping on Mirokus face' "Oh...I see. Well then back to the fight!"
Inu-Yasha goes back to the fight and ends up winning when Naraku, battered and bruised crawls into the shadows. Inu-Yasha has a couple of wounds to, and there's so much blood under him you have to wonder how he's still alive. Inu-Yasha stumbles over to Kagome so she can tend to his wounds.
Kagome- "Ah! There you go."
Inu-Yasha- "Uhhh.Thanks Kagome."
Kagome- "No big deal." ^-^
Sango- "Well, now that that's over with, lets go inside the house and eat!"
Shippo- "YEAH FOOD!" ^-^
Inu-Yasha- "Sounds good to me."
So they all walk inside, Kagome and Sango cook up the food while the boys (as usual) sit and discuss.whatever boys tend to talk about. The girls bring the noodles to the table and the group starts to eat.
Inu-Yasha- 'Slurp' "YUM! This is really good."
Kagome and Sango- "Thank you!" ^-^
Shippo- 'Rubbing his stomach' "It makes my tummy feel warm and happy!" ^-^
Then there was a knock on the door and so Kagome got up to answer the door. She opened the door and standing there was Sesshomaru and Jaken. Sesshomaru walked in and went to the table.
Kagome- 'Sweat Drop' "Uhhhh.Inu-Yasha, it's for you."
Sesshomaru- "Get up and fight brother."
Inu-Yasha- 'Noodles hanging from his mouth' "Nope 'slurp' I'm eating." ^-^
Sesshomaru walks over and grabs Inu-Yasha's bowl of Ramen. This only caused Sesshomaru to get bit in the arm by Inu-Yasha.
Sesshomaru- "It.It BIT ME!"
Inu-Yasha- "It? It? What do you mean it? Never get in the way of me and my Ramen.GRRRR!"
Sesshomaru- ".Uh."
Jaken- "Master?"
Sesshomaru- "Huh?"
Jaken- 'Stomach rumbling' "I'm hungry."
Sesshomaru- 'Sigh,' "Can we stay and eat?"
Kagome- "Sure, there's enough for everyone."
Inu-Yasha- "BUT.."
Kagome- "NO BUTS!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Gulp' "Ok.."
So the group sits and eats. At that time in a parallel universe there was a different kind of battle going on, then that of Inu-Yasha and Kagome.and Sesshomaru.and.etc.
Sailor Moon- "MOON COSMIC POWER!"
Sailor Moon was fighting a big ugly plant monster and as usual went on with her normal 10-minute speech. She of course won the fight but not without a couple of ditz outs. After the fight Serena was walking down the street to her house. She walked in and her house at the time had turned into a time vortex. This vortex brought her through time to Feudal Japan. She walked into the place where all the Inu-Yasha characters were eating. Serena was looking at all the Inu-Yasha characters with wide eyes.
Serena- "Huh? Um.Mom? Mom are you here."
Serena just sat there for a minute and then changed into her.skimpy skirt, high red boots, weird bow etc.
Miroku- "AH! IT'S A DEMON!"
Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru- "HEY! Remember were demons to!"
Sailor Moon- 'Pouting' "I AM NOT A DEMON!"
Group- "Ok."
Sailor Moon- 'Pointing wand at Inu-Yasha' "Moon spiral..'Twisty thingy that takes forever' HEART ATTACK!"
The twisty thingy had taken so long that the entire group was asleep.
Sailor Moon- 'Sweat Drop' "HEY!"
Group- 'Snort' "Huh.Wha.Oh your done."
The group hears crashing noises outside and turns to see Mini Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto crash through the door.
Scouts- "Huh?"
Miroku- "AH! More demons!"
They all stand there for a while. Scouts on one side Inu-Yasha characters on the other. Until finally Sailor Moon walks up to Inu-Yasha.
Sailor Moon- 'Tugs Inu-Yasha ears' "FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!"
Inu-Yasha- 'Sweat Drop'
All the scouts then proceeded to tug Inu-Yasha's ears one at a time. When they finish Inu-Yasha's ears are red and twitchy.
Inu-Yasha- 'Rubbing his ears' "Ow."
Miroku walks up to the scouts and one at a time flicks there tiaras, yanks there skirts and plays with there bows.
Miroku- "Are you sure your not demons?"
Scouts- "YES!"
Miroku- "Ok, just making sure."
Both groups sit there for a while discussing some stuff, until the scouts decided to teleport back to there own time. Before they left.Miroku had to ask them something first.
Miroku- "Do any of you."
Group- "MIROKU NOT AGAIN!"
Miroku- "I wasn't gonna ask that! Do any of you have an extra scout outfit? I think I would look really cute in it! SAILOR MIROKU!"
Group- "...."
Scouts- "Um.. No."
Miroku- 'Pout' "Ok.."
The scouts leave and Kagome and Inu-Yasha just stare at Miroku.
Miroku- "What?"
Inu-Yasha- "Sailor.Miroku?"
They whole group bursts out laughing and then sits down to finish eating. Just as Kagome sits down someone knocks on the door.
Kagome- "Not again!" -_-
Kagome answers the door only to find a big fat white guy standing there.
Fat Guy- "HI!"
Kagome- "Uh.Hi?"
Fat Guy- "Hi! I'm Chris Farley, and I'll be your motivational speaker!"
Inu-Yasha- "We don't need no motivational speaker."
Chris Farley- "See that's the attitude."
Inu-Yasha- 'Draws Tetsusaiga' "I said.we don't need no motivational speaker."
Chris Farley- "Turns around' "Ok." 'Walks out door'
Kagome- "Ok.What time is it?"
Miroku- "Ummmmm.Sesshomaru do you know what ti."
Miroku stops mid-sentence to see that Sesshomaru, Jaken, Sango and Shippo are all sound asleep.and Sesshomaru is snoring. Quite loudly to.
Inu-Yasha- "Well.I guess it's late. Maybe we should go to bed?"
Group- 'Yawn' "Ok."
Well that's all in this chapter. I know what ur thinking.either what was that.or uhhhhhh. That's the response I wanted! ^-^ So yeah. I'll get the other chapters in when I feel like writing them.
