Ok, this is the next chapter of the no name fanfic.so.ENJOY! Again..

The next morning Kagome walks into the kitchen. Everyone is in there except for Inu-Yasha.

Kagome-"Where's Inu-Yasha?"

Sango- "He went outside a while ago.come to think of it, he should have been back by now."

Kagome- "I'll go look for him."

Kagome walks outside to search for Inu-Yasha. She walks slowly over the newly formed snow and into the woods.

Kagome- "Inu-Yasha? Inu-Yasha? Hum."

Kagome walks over a large mound of snow and hears a small 'Oomph' below her. She looks down and sees that the pile of snow has a pair of ears. She brushes the snow off and slowly reviles Inu-Yasha's head.

Kagome- "Inu-Yasha.What are you doing?"

Inu-Yasha- "I'm taking a lunch break.WHAT DO U THINK I'M DOING! I came out here to think and I was just about to leave when I slipped on a patch of ice, fell went to grab the tree to help myself up.AND IT FELL ON ME!"

Kagome- "Huh.I guess that answers the question that if a tree falls in the forest can you hear it."

Inu-Yasha- "Well...I've been out here for an hour or so. 'cough cough' THREE! Trying to call you guys.but YOU DEAF IDIOTS COULDN'T HEAR ME!"

Kagome- "Well SORRRY!"

Kagome helps Inu-Yasha up and they walk back into the house. They all sit down to eat breakfast when all of a sudden they hear this strange ringing.

'Cricket.Cricket"

Inu-Yasha- "..."

Kagome- ".."

'Cricket.Cricket"

Kagome- "DAMN CRICKET! GO AWAY!'

Inu-Yasha- "What's that ringing sound?"

Kagome- "It sounds like a phone."

Inu-Yasha- "WHEN DID WE GET A PHONE!?"

Inu-Yasha walks over to the phone and picks it up.

Inu-Yasha- "Hello???"

Voice- "Do you like scary movies???"

Inu-Yasha- "Scary movies?? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A T.V!"

Voice- "Oh.Sorry must have the wrong number."

'Click'

Inu-Yasha- "Wow.."

'Cricket'

Kagome- "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT CRICKET!!"

'Ring'

Inu-Yasha- ".."

'Ring'

Inu-Yasha- "Um.Hello?

Voice- "Do you like scary movies?"

Inu-Yasha- "YOU JUST CALLED HERE. BAKA!"

Voice- "I'm in your house."

Inu-Yasha- "Oh really.where are you then?"

Voice- "I don't know why don't you tell me?"

Inu-Yasha- "You don't know."

Voice- 'Tear' "I'm serious.. I'm really lost in your house!"

Inu-Yasha looks over at the group sitting at the table. He notices that Miroku is missing.

Inu-Yasha- "Hold on.

Voice- "Ok.."

Inu-Yasha wanders around the house and walks by one room. There is humming coming from inside. He walks in and finds a guy in a black cloak and a mask.

Inu-Yasha- "Hi."

Guy- "WASSUP!!!!"

Inu-Yasha- "Ummmm.."

Inu-Yasha notices a purple cloth hanging out of the mans cloak.

Inu-Yasha- 'Sigh' "Miroku.you're an idiot.really."

Miroku- "How did you know it was me?"

Inu-Yasha- "You're the only gay.I mean guy I know that wears purple."

Miroku- "Oh.Damn it."

Kagome- "Inu-Yasha you've got mail!"

Inu-Yasha- "HERES THE MAIL IT NEVER FAILS IT MAKE ME WANNA WAG MY TAIL WHEN IT COME I WANNA WAIL MAIL!!!!!!!"

Group- "."

Inu-Yasha- "It's a challenge.From Sesshomaru!"

Inu-Yasha read the letter and decides to go meet Sesshomaru to accept his challenge. Inu-Yasha and the rest of the group leave. They wander to the place they had to meet Sesshomaru.

Inu-Yasha- "Miroku.take off that stupid mask."

Miroku- 'Sigh' "Ok. but it made me look cool."

Inu-Yasha- "Wait.on second thought.keep it on so we don't have to be embarrassed of you."

Miroku- 'Sigh' .-_-.

All of a sudden Sesshomaru descended from the clouds. He lands right next to Inu-Yasha and looks him right in the face.

Sesshomaru- "Get ready to fight brother!"

Sesshomaru lashes out at Inu-Yasha, which causes this story to go.MATIX STYLE!!!! Inu-Yasha bends backwards. "Swish swish swish' Sesshomaru follow suit 'Whoosh!'

Kagome- 'Sweat drop' "What's with the slow mo?"

Miroku- 'Sigh' "No idea."

Shippo- "I LIKE IT!"

Sango- "I think it's from The Matrix."

Miroku and Shippo- "The what???"

Sango- "Never mind." 'Sigh'

Inu-Yasha jumps on a tree doing the slow mo face kick.

Inu-Yasha- "HIYA!"

Sesshomaru- "Ummm...I wanna stop fighting now.. cuz.. I don't like all this gay slow mo crap."

Inu-Yasha- "Um. Yeah I guess. Well. Ja Ne."

Sesshomaru- "Ok.I gue.."

Before Sesshomaru could finish a man with a boom box, leather pants and a really.and I mean REALLY gay red shirt walks up.

Inu-Yasha- "Who are."

Guy- "Don't speak! Don't think! Just listen!"

Inu-Yasha- "But."

Guy- "No!"

The guy walks over to the girls and starts to point out all their flaws, which include a big butt, split ends, paleness etc.

Kagome and Sango- 'Tear' "YOUR SO HURTFUL!"

He then walks up to the guys and looks them up and down.

Guy- "Male cheerleaders.. Nuff said."

Inu-Yasha- "MALE WHAT! We are not! MALE CHEERLEADERS! Just what have you been smoking."

The guy then starts to name all the things he had been smoking which is indeed to long of a list to type. But u can be sure the included Marijuana, Pot, etc. The guy then starts to tell the group the routine they will be doing.

Guy- "now you will call me Sparky."

Inu-Yasha- "Spa.SPA.'snort' SPARKY! That's a dog's name."

Sparky- "I wouldn't be talking dog boy."

So while they practiced the routine Inu-Yasha and Sparky never took their eyes off of each other.

Sparky- "SPIRIT FINGERS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Inu-Yasha- 'Sweat drop' "Has he gone crazy?"

Sparky- "Been there and back thanks.THINK I'LL GO AGAIN!"

The Inu-Yasha characters slowly make their way out of the room. Sparky did not notice this he's to busy jumping up and down and fighting air to notice. The group then decides to go on a trip somewhere.who knows where though. At that time someone far off has woken up from a long sleep.someone Inu-Yasha knows VERY well. the very same person that bound Inu-Yasha to a tree for 50 years.

Kikyo- *Where am I? Why is it so cold? .. What happened? . Huh? 'Drip' Water? 'Drip' I'm remembering. Inu..Inu-Yasha? You betrayed me! I remember! But.if I'm dead.I cant be.I'm breathing.thinking. THE JEWEL! WHERE IS THE JEWEL! It died with me.I think..I don't know what to do..stand up. OUCH! This pain in my side.My robes are full of blood.. The wound from Inu-Yasha! He lied. told me he wanted to become human. Why Inu-Yasha??? But the pain.Why this pain? Huh? A piece of the Shikon Jewel? In my.side? Oh no.what happened to the Jewel.ITS IN SHARDS! I must find the Jewel! *

TBC..

I know.. I'm evil! Hehehehe..