When authoress loses it!

Chapter two: When the Authoress is away, the boys will pay!

The boys are looking relaxed as they sit in Quatre's comfy couch which is too comfy as most of them were dozing off leaving Raven to wreak havoc in the world.

"Well!" Duo asked,

"Well what?" Heero replied.

"Should we be scared or not" Duo answered.

"Don't tell me you're still musing over that" Wufei said.

"Well! I was musing over that" Duo retorted. After a while again the silence was broken because of that constant jabbering mouth of the braided pilot.

"What if she gets to the Gundam?" He asked.

"Ahh…"

"Well…"

"We're safe as long as she doesn't encounter the Zero system" Heero said, silence prevails. Outside the insane authoress was running around in circles imitating a chicken singing "Chicken train! Runnin' all day! Chicken train! Runnin' all day, I can't get on, I can't get off, and chicken train takes all your chickens away"

Heero: .

Heero highly irritated by that song opens the window, grabs a vase and whacks the poor girl with it! Relaxing a little goes back and sits down. After a while a loud laugh can be heard, more or less resembling Quatre's psychotic laugh in episode 21.

"MWHAHAHAHAH! THEY WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY!"

Duo looked outside the window and asked "Heero did she by some chance gone…"

"ACK! I'M HALLUCINATING!! SO MANY HISTORY PAPERS!!"

"Never mind" He said.

"Okay! So now that she has gone Zero, whose gonna write the fan fictions?" Quatre asked. Again, silence. Heero sighing and getting up said "We will".

Going over to that sacred chair of the authoress, he settled down and opened MS word.

"What type of fan fictions does she write anyway?" Trowa asked.

"Humor! What she doesn't know is that she has a dry sense of humor" He said.

"Heero! You also have a dry sense of humor, so how do you plan on writing a humor fic?" Duo asked. Silence is everywhere, lone weed tumbles by, wolves howl at the moon, then…

"I AM GOING TO WRITE THAT FIC AND THAT'S FINAL YOU BAKA" Heero cried heaving his fist at him, the braided one had left him thinking like no one else. He didn't write humor, so what could he write about. Finally he started to type…

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Heero sat in the class while the teacher was jabbing and the American complaining with poor Quatre listening. Trowa and Wufei were just being Trowa and Wufei.

"What the hell are you writing about?" Wufei cried. "And what do you mean by me being me?"

"I'm writing chapter 7 of "What happens when you send Gundam pilots to school", and what I mean by you being you is you being you!" Heero snapped.

"I'm lost" Wufei said to Trowa.

"Hnn" Heero grunted getting back to what he was doing after being RUDELY interrupted

He couldn't believe that he was stuck in detention all because they decided to have a pillow fight! The stupid braided baka, this was his entire fault.

"HELLO??!!" Duo interjected "I THINK IT WAS YOU WHO…………..oh! Wait it was my fault" he mused

Now the poor boys save Heero were near tears because they were in detention with a Japanese teacher talking and talking and talking. Quatre ashamed because he did something wrong, in other words he was just being a regular wuss.

Quatre: HEY!!

(Author switch: Heero gets kicked off chair)

Then there was Shinigami who was the bravest off them all, Heero was staring into empty space while Wufei was blabbing about the injustice, and Quatre weeping puddles of tear.

(Author switch again)

What Wufei –the greatest pilot in the history of pilots was babbling about was not just mere babble, it was more than that……

(Author switch)

It was a moronic preaching of justice and peace, since he is a wuss too, the only one who talked sense was Duo Maxwell- Shinigami himself.

(Author switch)

All Duo ever talked about was just stuff relating to other people and their love relations…

(Author switch)

For example that weak Zechs Marquise and that pathetic Trieze Khushrenada who didn't even know how to be a loser; both were a perfect couple as they both were fancy-pansy, weak rose bathing wusses. Even Lady Une caught them doing unmoral stuff in his Excellency's office.

Quatre: WUFEI!! STICK TO THE PLOT!! YOU"RE WORSE THAN DUO

They were indeed the great geeks and weaklings themselves. The Gundam pilots were in reality their idols and the stupid weaklings stole their battle techniques to show off in front of their soldiers to set good examples. But the best amongst them all was…

 (Author switch)

Quatre Raberba Winner who strived to get all the others to live peacefully…

All: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA *cough hack*HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

(Author switch)

But the blond failed miserably as the others showed zest and zeal in blowing up stuff, so he just sat back and clucked like a mother hen. The real man here was Trowa Barton! Even if he didn't talk much he had a working brain and while in the class the others dozed off into oblivion, the uni-banged, stoic man thought and thought. It is true though that the silent ones do things the flashiest way…

(Author switch, through majority vote)

But that day Trowa's cerebrum fused and refused to work so it was up to Duo to save the day…

(Author switch)

And ruin everyone else's precious lives. Of course the real man there was none other than Heero Yuy himself; just like a flash of lightening he zipped out the room to hatch his plan…

(Author switch: Duo kicks Heero off chair)

But the Japanese tripped over his laces and got caught by the principle and was dragged by his collar to the principle's room. Now it was up to Duo to do something. Taking out the fire crackers he had hidden in his beautiful hair, as quietly as a mouse, he sneaked beneath the tables and tied the fire crackers around the teacher's shoes. He lighted them and BOOM……came the explosion

(Author switch)

The baka had set fire to the shoes and the poor teacher was doing the rain dance, Quatre (the bravest of all) took out the fire extinguisher and put out the fire.

(Author switch)

But the wuss caught fire himself and started jumping around like a bunny rabbit. Wufei the real hero helped the wuss to get rid of the fire, by that time they slipped out of the room…………………….

Quatre: KISAMMA WUFEI!!!!

Wufei: O_O He cursed!!

(Author switch: Heero back in action)

Only to be caught by the devil principle himself again, this time while in the office, Heero had installed a detonation device, just as the door got near BOOOMMMMMMM, big explosion, Heero grabbing all the pilots by their collars ran out of the academy back to a place where people could talk English. So in the end as they boarded the jeep "borrowed from OZ" Heero said "Mission complete, returning to base" he said in a cool way making all his fan girls scream.

The End

Heero saved the file; spell checked it and posted it. After a while…someone reviewed

"What does it say! What does it say?" Quatre asked with excitement.

The review:

You guys suck!

"………!………,…!……,…,…!…,…!……,……!!!!…,…!!.." Trowa said.

"Translation please" Duo said, but Quatre just shook his head and stared in disbelief at Trowa.

"Trowa" Quatre said in shock "Mind your language"

"That's it! That damn authoress had a nice ramble, and we're gonna get her back" Heero said angrily and murmuring something like 'after I kill the damned reviewer'

Well that's it for chappie two! How will they get to the crazy authoress, big revenge maybe for humiliating themselves? Those of you who like this chapter seven, should we the pilots really put it on as chap 7 of What happens when you send Gundam Pilots To School?