Bloopers:

AN: Wow. Did you ever think we'll finish everything we wanted for this fic? Well, we did, so ha! To apologize for leaving the story for so long, we added bloopers! They might explain a couple of things.


Key:

Bold: An explination
Italics: When the scene takes place
Regular font: The actual scene.
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Why we didn't have a very passionate kiss when Heero finally rescued Relena:

This takes place during chapter Seven.

I felt his hot breath fanning my lips, and I caught a breath in my throat. His velvety lips sought mine in a passionate kiss. As they moved against mine, I felt my own split and bleed because of their dryness.

"Ouch, Heero that hurt! My lips are bleeding badly and all you think about is making out!!"

"Umm...I thought you'd like it! Muse and Chick made me!"

"Muse!! Chick!! I'm going to find you!"

*Muse and Chick fearfully hide behind Trowa and Duo*

"You'll protect us won't you?"

Trowa and Duo look at each other and decide that the girls deserve pain for what they did to Relena. Muse, catching on, held up her hands in defense..

"Hey! Any pain I caused Relena was CHICK'S IDEA! Really! It was! Can I help it that I happen to be graphic with these gore scenes?" Duo and Trowa contemplate her plea, and arrive upon a decision.

"We'll only protect you, Muse."

"Muse, you traitor! How could you--your own partner!"

"Thanks for protecting me, guys," Muse says as she walks away from Chick, protected by Trowa and Duo.

"Uh...Muse?"

*Relena approaches Chick with an angry, vengeful look in her eyes*

*Silence*

"Relena, I didn't mean anything. I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!"

"Chick! I'm going to show you exactly how I felt throughout most of the story!"

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Chick: *Enters with a broken arm, a black eye, and a neck-brace* I hope that satisfied everyone who wanted to cause me major pain for doing all the tortures to Relena.

Muse: *grinning evilly* Hmm...nope, not enough. Heero, you must avenge your love! Chick caused Relena all that pain!

Heero: You're right! I'll kill you! Just as I killed Hector!

Chick: *Screams and runs away*

Muse: Now wait just a minute! I didn't tell you to kill her! I need her alive so we can write more stories together! Heero, come back!

*Muse chases after Chick and Heero*

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Why Quatre isn't in many of the chapters:

Muse and Chick are busy looking at the kind reviews in their shared office when a knock interrupts.

"Come in," they said.

"Oh hello, Quatre. What can we do for you?"

"Umm...well...I think I need a bigger part in this story."

"But you have a big part! You're in there somewhere, Chick, tell him."

"Umm...you're in chapter 6! Yes, you are."

"That's my only part..."

"What are you saying? That we forgot about you?"

"Umm...Muse, we kinda did..."

^_^; Sorry guys, we sorta lost track of Quatre somewhere in the story!

Muse: It's your fault! I had Quatre in chapter six! You're the one who left him out of everything!

Chick: Don't blame me!! You could have added him in there!

Muse: It's not my fault he didn't fit into most parts! I mean, this was YOUR story after all! I just followed orders. *sticks tongue out*

Chick: *Eyebrow twitches* "Oh, whenever something goes wrong, it's my story?"

Muse: Uh...*nervous laughter* You were saying something else...?

Chick:Huh? Oh yeah, Quatre isn't an evil, killing, or vengeful type of guy. It's not our fault!

Muse: Good point, I guess. But it's still your fault!

Quatre: ^_^; Umm...guys I'm still here!

Muse and Chick continue blaming each other as Quatre quickly, but fearfully walked out of their office.

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Donated by KMF:

This takes place during chapter five

Muse and I had to edit chapter five because we forgot that Duo got shot in there. LOL Thanks for pointing that out, KFM! ^_^

Hilde: Did you have lunch without inviting me?

Duo: eh?

Hilde: You have tomato sauce all down your front! Geeze, do you know how difficult tomato sauce stains are to get out?

Duo: eh? *passes out from blood loss*

Hilde: *rolls eyes* Messy and lazy... *stalks off in search of food*

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Another one donated by KMF:

This takes place in chapter two when Relena is on Heero's lap and suddenly smells a sulphur smell.

Relena: *holds hand to nose* Dear Lord, what have you been eating Heero?

Heero: *blushes as thinks of curry consumed night before*

Muse and Chick: HA HA HA HA HA!! Kmf, they were both sooo funny! ^_^

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Relena's needle scene: You know, when Heero was remembering the time he, Duo, Trowa and Wufei had to restrain Relena while she had to get a shot?

This isn't in the story, it just Heero's memory in chapter chapter Seven

Heero's POV:

I crept through Relena's room and I found that she was distracted writing her latest speech. I slowly crept through her room and immediately restrained her arms.

"Time for your tetanus shot, Relena."

"No! Heero! I'll pay you! Let me go! Please!"

I had restrained her arms; however, she was kicking and screaming. I found that I couldn't restrain Relena alone.

"Hey Duo, Trowa, Wufei! A little help here!"

"Heero! You can't do this! I promise, I'll get the shot once they figure out how to give it to me in a pill form!"

*Duo, Trowa, and Wufei rushed into the room and tried to grab a limb of the screeching VFM.*

"You know I care about all of you! But if you don't let me go you can start looking for a new job!! I'm so serious!!"

"Come on, Relena," I said as I struggled to pull her towards Sally's office. "Stop doing that! It's just a shot! You're not afraid of a gun in front of your face and you're acting like a kid when you're getting a little shot!"

Trowa, afraid of hurting her, let go of her arm and Heero suddenly started seeing stars as a fist contacted with his face. Relena was able to free herself from her captors and she rushed towards the door. She didn't get far because Heero jumped on her and pushed her towards the ground.

"Heero, please! You can't be serious about this! Let me go!"

"Help me! She's going to escape again!"

Trowa, Duo, and Wufei each took one of her limbs again and Sally entered the room with the needle.

Once Relena saw the needle, she began fighting harder. Sally rushed towards us and gave Relena the shot. When it was over, we let Relena go and watched as she stood up and began smoothing down her clothes.

"This stays between us or you're all fired! Got it?!"

"Oh please, Relena. You're not the one with the upper hand, here," said Duo.

"Yeah, we could always blackmail you now! We won't lose the job because ESUN thinks we're the best security for you."

"You wouldn't use anything against me," she said sweetly as she walked towards me.

"Umm..." *He shifted on his feet nervously as she traced lazy paterns on the chest of his uniform. Her pouting lips were so...*

"Right, Heero? I would be so sad if you let them do that to me..."

"I...I...won't"

"Thanks, Heero!" she said as she quickly kissed me on the cheek.

My mind was going in circles and I didn't know what I should do...Relena just kissed me...was it really a kiss? Maybe it was just a friendship kiss? Oh my god, who's still here? Am I turning red? I choose my words carefully, and said...

"If any of you speak of this incident, I'm going to find you and kill you."

I heard a murmur of 'sure,' 'you got it,' and 'no problem, buddy,' as I began to leave. Just as I was walking out, I heard Duo's last words...

"We can still tell them how you turned into a tomato when O'jousan kissed you on the cheek, right?"

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Muse: This is one of Chick's messed up thoughts...

Chick: They are not messed up! It was stuck in my mind!

This takes place in chapter Seven: The part when Millie interrupts their wonderful "session."

Heero's POV:

"AHEM…!"

We quickly broke apart and looked towards the door. Milliardo wasn't the only one watching our little scene, but also all my other friends. All were grinning, except, of course, Milliardo and Wufei.

"Welcome home, sis. It seems you're already being welcomed, though. Right, Heero?"

I took out my Gun, took aim and shot all the intruders.

"Heero! What did—"

Her sentence was interrupted as I once again covered her mouth with mine. 'No more interruptions,' I thought.

Muse: That was wrong.

Chick: Come on! It was all Milliardo's fault!

Muse: I give up on you.

*Suddenly, the police spot Muse and Chick*

Police: It's those two again! How in the world did you get out of those straight jackets?

Muse: RUN CHICK! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Chick: Oh yeah, REMEMBER TO REVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW...!

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Muse and I would both like to say thank you to every single reviewer. We really appriciate your support throughout our entire story. We didn't count on the story being taken so well! We thought that we'd only get 10 reviews if we were lucky! Thanks for making our dreams come true!!! ^____^

Muse:Over sentimental aren't you Chick?

Chick: Oh shut up! You're the one who always tells me that you're sooooo happy people like our story!!!

Muse: ^_^;; He heh...I dunno what you're talking about.

*Chick stalks out of room in frustration and Muse turns back to the computer*

Muse: I LOVE YOU GUYS! YOU'RE SO SWEET! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKED OUR STORY! OMIGOSH! YOU'RE SO AWESOME! *hugs computer*

Chick: Ahem.

Muse: Uh...he...he...I guess we need to tell these people what we think of them together, huh?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND LOYALTY! WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU!