It must be a miracle or something; this is like the third time in a few
days I've updated! Anyway, I've been working on this for a while... and I
know there are like a million songfilks to "sk8r boi" out there, and I'm
hoping this one's a little unique. Hoping there. Hoping.

Disclaimer: Avril rocks and so does YuGiOh and if I owned any of that I'd
probably screw it up. So I don't.

Duelist Boi

Kaiba's a boy
Pegasus too
Can I make it any more obvious
Both were real rich
And obsessed with a game
What more can I say
One wanted control
Seto wouldn't sell
And then he thought everything's going well
Then he went and lost
That really sucked
So he went to find a way to fix his luck

He was a Kaiba boy
The KaibaCorp poster boy
Along with his brother Mokuba
But when Seto found his soul
That time gone had took its toll
Pegasus kidnapped Mokuba

When Seto left, the henchmen came in
And took Mokuba to some weird dungeon
They locked him up
But he didn't cry
He could get out of there easy as pie
So he escaped
Climbed down a wall
Stole some kid's star chips and deck and all
And he stood alone
Waiting right there
For the awesome duelist with the really weird hair

Then up came Yugi boy
That creepy-haired Yugi boy
All of his friends were with him too
Mokuba asked to duel
So Yugi said that was cool
Though he didn't know yet against who

Eventually Yugi boy
Beat Mokuba Kaiba boy
And also that guy from Seto's soul
So then once all that was through
They found some more stuff to do
Then went to go win back Grandpa's soul

They reached the castle safe and sound
But Seto Kaiba there they found
Although Yugi didn't win
Mai gave him star chips - he's still in!
They all went, watched Seto duel
Pegs took his soul; that was cruel
And then the finals, they progressed
It turned out Yugi was the best

Yugi's a boy
Pegasus too
Can I make it any more obvious?
The two of them dueled
The cheerleaders watched
Then it became an interesting match

They went to the Shadow Realm (!)
...There's nothing to rhyme with realm
and it was there Yugi almost died
Yami thought that was brave
Sent "Thousand eyes..." to its grave
Pegasus lost and probably cried

That's the story of Yugi boy
And also those Kaiba boys
And everyone else along the way
Pegasus kept his word
And everyone's souls returned
It seems everything turned out okay...

A/N: Yay! My first posted songfilk! It was fun to write and I hope you
liked it! R&R please!