THE HUNTING OF MR.. RABBIT
A/N- HEY HELLO! GUESS WHAT? YOU'LL NEVER GUESS! I HAD SUGAR.............NOT A GOOD THING!!!!! VERY BAD THING....................HE,HE,EH .......RIGHT KNOW I'M TYPING THE STORY, AND EATING A SUCKER!!! THE SUCKER, LICK THE SUCKER, LICK THE SUCKER, LICK THE SUCKER, LICK THE SUCKER, LICK THE SUCKER, LICK IT,LICK IT, LICK IT.......OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH. LET'S GET ON TO THE STORY. ENJOY ^_^
-AniMe FanATiC 02
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CHAPTER 1- THE POOR RABBIT!
IT WAS ABOUT 3:30, JUST AFTER SCHOOL. SYDNEY AND DILANDAU-CHAN WERE UP TO NO GOOD. AS ALWAYS, THEY WHERE AT THE PARK BURNING THINGS.
SYDENY- WHAT SHOULD WE BURN?!?!?! I GOT A STUFFED RABBIT.
DILANDAU-CHAN- AND I GOT A LIGHTER!! LET'S BURN!!! HE,HE,HE.
AS THE TWO BURNED THE POOR HELPLESS, INNOCENT ANIMAL TO A CRISP, SOME UGLY SHARPNER WANNA-BE WAS LURKING IN THE SHADOWS.
S.W.B- HE,HE,HE.......THEY'LL PAY!!! I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE WATCHING THEM.........OR SHOULD I? AFTER ALL I'M A SYDENY STALKER....HE,HE!!
DILANDAU-CHAN- WOW!!! LOOK AT THE THING..... I,I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR IT............ ALMOST!!!!HE,HE!!
SYDENY-YA, POOR THING...WAY RIGHT!!! BUT WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, YOU CAN SEE HOW MAD AND SAD IT LOOKS. IT'S SCARY!!
DILANDAU-CHAN-.......YA, ARE FEELING OKAY? I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S WATCHING US.
SYDENY- WHY DON'T YOU ASK THAT GUY IN THE SHADOWS OVER THERE??
DILANDAU-CHAN- GUY IN THE SHADOWS?...WHAT? WEAR,WAER?* Really bad at spelling and my Grammer sorry*
SYDENY- RIGHT OVER THERE *POINTS FINGER IN THE SHADOWS*
DILANDAU-CHAN- OH! NOW I SEE HIM!! HE LOOKS KINDA-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S YOUR STALKER, RUN!!!!!
S.W.B- THEY SAW ME, SHIT!!! TIME FOR MY GET AWAY *GET'S IN A LITTLE CAR,GOING NO WHERE* DAMMIT!! FORGET THIS! I'LL RUN.
THE SHAPNER WANNA-BE RUNS AWAY. THE TWO GIRLS GO BACK TO WHAT THEY WHERE DOING.
DILANDAU-CHAN- WEIRD!!!! OKAY I'LL BRING A DOG TOMRROW, K!? K!!
SYDENY-............................................BURN,BURN YOUMADFUCKER!!! HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH!!! ^_^
DILANDAU-CHAN- *SWEATDROP* SYDENY......
SYDENY-..........LOOK AT THE RABBIT, LIK THE RABBIT, LIK THE RABBIT......WOW! WHAT THE HELL! I JUST THOUGHT IT MOVED!
DILANDAU-CHAN- OKAY THERE!! HAD TO MUCH SALAD FOR LUNCH!! * NUGE, NUGE* WEED! *COUGH,COUGH*.............AHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!! OKAY, IF YOU'RE PLAYING A JOKE, STOP IT!!
SYDENY-.......................... I'M.... NOT.......................... LET'S GO!!
DILANDAU-CHAN- YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!!
THE TWO GIRLS GOT THEIR BAGS AND BOOKS AND LEFT. BUT THEY FORGOT TO PUT OUT THE STUFFED RABBIT, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? ARE THE TREES ALL GOING TO BURN DOWN?
SYDENY- OH, WE FORGOT TO PUT OUT THE RABBIT. I'LL GO BACK AND PUT IT OUT!!
WHEN SYDENY GOT TO WHERE THE RABBIT WAS, IT WAS GONE. GONE YOU ASK, WHERE COULD HAVE THE RABBIT GONE TO? DID DILANDAU-CHAN BRING IT WITH HER, OR DID IT JUST GET UP AND LEAVE? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! ^_^
END OF CHAPTER
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A/N- I KNOW DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TO DO WITH ESCAFLOWNE, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA OF FUNNY. SORRY IF IT'S ALL IN CAPS LOCK....BUT....I'M HYPER!!!! HE,HE,HE^_^ NEXT CHAPTER HOPEFULLY BE UP BY FRIDAY! I HOPE!!! BYE........................ BURN YOU SON OF A BITCHES!!!HE,HE,HE!!!! SORRY!!! NOT!!! J/K
PS. S.W.B MEANS SHAPNER WANT-A-BE!! AND SYDENY IS ME, TIMARA, AND DILANDAU-CHAN IS MY FRIEND SHARM!!!! ESCAFLOWNE ROCKS, AND DILANDAU, VAN, MERLE..................................................... ALLEN SUX'S!!!!! HE,HE,HE!!!!! BIG TIME!!!!!!!
I HAVE PROBLEMS, AND I'M CRAZY AND STUPID.....WHAT ELSE? I DON'T KNOW.
BYE!! SEE YA LATER........HOW CAN I SEE U'S??????? I'M WEIRD!!! REALLY WEIRD!!!!!
-ANIME FANATIC 02, THE SPAZ/ CRAZY BITCH (J/K, ABOUT THE BITCH PART.) PERSON
P.P.S Hi! I'm Super Otaku, Anime Fanatic's fwiend! I spell checked this STUPID GIRL'S STORY!!!! Damnit! I hate caps lock!!!!!!!!!!! She has such bad grammer.... I can't belive she's in grade 8! I'm younger than her and she's..... a baka. No offence. Sorry, Tim! ^^; She's such a baka..... But she's muh bestest fwirend just the same! ^_^
-Super Otaku/Dilandau-chan/Sharm, The Psycho
