Disclaimer: Nooooo, not mine. Back off, not mine.
~~ Neo, Trinity and Morpheus are standing on the roof ~~
Morpheus: "Do you believe it now, Trinity?"
Trinity: "Yeah, I believe you're the biggest third wheel! You always show up at inappropriate moments!
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~~ The Oracle ~~
Oracle: "Oh, and don't mind the window."
Neo: "What window?"
A mouse appears.
Neo: "YIIIKES!!!!"
The windows break.
Oracle: "That window."
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Oracle: "Okay, open you mouth, say aaah."
Neo: "Aaaaah."
Oracle: *backs off* "Wow! Someone here is in serious need of a fresh mint!"
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Oracle: "Here, take a cookie. Oh, and don't mind the floor."
Neo: "What floor?" *takes a bit of the cookie but immediately spits it out*
Oracle: "That floor."
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Oracle: "Here, take a cookie."
Neo: "No thanks."
Oracle: "C'mon, they're good."
Neo: "Really no, I'm not a cookie person."
Oracle: "Look kid, I didn't bake those for nothing. TAKE A COOKIE!! NOW!!"
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~~ Spoon Boy ~~
Spoon Boy: "Do not try and bend the spoon, sir. That's impossible."
Neo: "What are you talking about off course it's possible." *bends spoon with his hands*
Spoon Boy: "Instead, only try to realize the truth."
Neo: "Helloooooo kid I just bend that spoon!" *waves spoon before SB's eyes*
Spoon Boy: "There is no spoon."
Neo: "Are you even listening to me?"
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~~ Stupid Windows. ~~
Tank: "Operator."
Morpheus: "Tank we need an exit out of here, fast."
A message pops up at the computer screen saying:
"Windows has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
Tank: "Er guys, this may take a lil longer then expected."
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~~ Wake up. ~~
Trinity on computer: "Wake up Neo."
Neo: "Huh?"
Trinity: "Follow the red kitten."
Suddenly the stench of cat urine fills the room.
Neo: "Uh oh."
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~~ Neo, Trinity and Morpheus are standing on the roof ~~
Morpheus: "Do you believe it now, Trinity?"
Trinity: "Yeah, I believe you're the biggest third wheel! You always show up at inappropriate moments!
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~ The Oracle ~~
Oracle: "Oh, and don't mind the window."
Neo: "What window?"
A mouse appears.
Neo: "YIIIKES!!!!"
The windows break.
Oracle: "That window."
~~~~~~~~~~~
Oracle: "Okay, open you mouth, say aaah."
Neo: "Aaaaah."
Oracle: *backs off* "Wow! Someone here is in serious need of a fresh mint!"
~~~~~~~~~~~
Oracle: "Here, take a cookie. Oh, and don't mind the floor."
Neo: "What floor?" *takes a bit of the cookie but immediately spits it out*
Oracle: "That floor."
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Oracle: "Here, take a cookie."
Neo: "No thanks."
Oracle: "C'mon, they're good."
Neo: "Really no, I'm not a cookie person."
Oracle: "Look kid, I didn't bake those for nothing. TAKE A COOKIE!! NOW!!"
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~~ Spoon Boy ~~
Spoon Boy: "Do not try and bend the spoon, sir. That's impossible."
Neo: "What are you talking about off course it's possible." *bends spoon with his hands*
Spoon Boy: "Instead, only try to realize the truth."
Neo: "Helloooooo kid I just bend that spoon!" *waves spoon before SB's eyes*
Spoon Boy: "There is no spoon."
Neo: "Are you even listening to me?"
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~~ Stupid Windows. ~~
Tank: "Operator."
Morpheus: "Tank we need an exit out of here, fast."
A message pops up at the computer screen saying:
"Windows has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
Tank: "Er guys, this may take a lil longer then expected."
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~~ Wake up. ~~
Trinity on computer: "Wake up Neo."
Neo: "Huh?"
Trinity: "Follow the red kitten."
Suddenly the stench of cat urine fills the room.
Neo: "Uh oh."
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