"I hate being alone." said Duo as he was rummaging through the fridge and the cabinets.

"hello what's this?" said Duo picking up a weird shaped box. On it said "constipation is not your problem anymore." He turned the box to the back were it said in bold and capitalized words "CAUTION DO NOT GIVE TO ANY ONE ELSE UNLESS PRESCRIBED. ONLY FOR THE USE OF....." Duo just stood there and stared for a long time and then fell to the floor laughing. The rest said "HEERO."

After that disturbing incident Duo found something else. "oh how cool! We have pixie sticks! and might I add, 14 boxes of pixie sticks."

So Duo grabbed a box and started opening them 1 by 1.

"I love pixie sticks." said Duo as he swallowed the sugary substance.

As time past 1 box disappeared than another and another and another and so on.

Soon all the boxes were empty. It had only been 5 minutes.

Duo sprung up and.................

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Read chapter 2 so funny n_n