Disclaimer: Naw, not mine.

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-- Weird sense of humor --

Neo runs off to the nearest phone, chased by agents, and picks up the horn.

Tank: "The current time is 11 hours, 31 minutes and 10 seconds after the beep. BEEEEEEEEP!!!"

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-- Lord of the Matrix? --

Trinity: "Please Neo, you have to trust me."

Neo: "Why?"

Trinity: "Are you frightened?"

Neo: "Yes."

Trinity: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."

(only real LOTR freaks like me would get this one )

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-- In the club --

Switch: "My name is Switch."

Neo: "The Switch? The one who hacked the national make-up company?"

Switch: "That was a long time ago."

Neo: "Jesus..."

Switch: "What?"

Neo: "I just thought... You were a girl."

Switch "..."

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-- Use the force. --

Morpheus: "Free your mind." Jumps to the other building

Neo: "Free my mind... No problem... Right..."

Neo does a mysterious Sesam-open-u-move with his hand, and waits.

Suddenly the building starts shoving towards Neo (squashing all the people walking on the street) who steps on it.

Morpheus: stares "That's convenient."

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-- Boyfriends? --

Morpheus: "Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"

Neo: "Raphael?"

Morpheus: "... No."

Neo: "Oh. Jake?"

Morpheus: "No!!"

Neo: "Wait wait! Now I know it!! Samuel!"

Morpheus: "NOOO!!!! MORPHEUS!!!"

Neo: "Ooooh. Right."

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-- A big fan --

Morpheus: "Apoc, are we online?"

Apoc: "Yeah yeah. Hey, who downloaded Rambo 2461?"

Switch: coughnot mechokecough

-- Fleaky. --

Morpheus: "You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This is the world as it exists today."

The screen zaps on, revealing a plain with pink fluffy rabbits hopping everywhere.

Neo: gasp "That's terrible!"

Morpheus: "Oops, wrong tape. That's the teletubbies."

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Because it took some time, I posted a lil more this time :)