Disclaimer: Naw, not mine.
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-- Weird sense of humor --
Neo runs off to the nearest phone, chased by agents, and picks up the horn.
Tank: "The current time is 11 hours, 31 minutes and 10 seconds after the beep. BEEEEEEEEP!!!"
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-- Lord of the Matrix? --
Trinity: "Please Neo, you have to trust me."
Neo: "Why?"
Trinity: "Are you frightened?"
Neo: "Yes."
Trinity: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."
(only real LOTR freaks like me would get this one )
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-- In the club --
Switch: "My name is Switch."
Neo: "The Switch? The one who hacked the national make-up company?"
Switch: "That was a long time ago."
Neo: "Jesus..."
Switch: "What?"
Neo: "I just thought... You were a girl."
Switch "..."
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-- Use the force. --
Morpheus: "Free your mind." Jumps to the other building
Neo: "Free my mind... No problem... Right..."
Neo does a mysterious Sesam-open-u-move with his hand, and waits.
Suddenly the building starts shoving towards Neo (squashing all the people walking on the street) who steps on it.
Morpheus: stares "That's convenient."
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-- Boyfriends? --
Morpheus: "Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
Neo: "Raphael?"
Morpheus: "... No."
Neo: "Oh. Jake?"
Morpheus: "No!!"
Neo: "Wait wait! Now I know it!! Samuel!"
Morpheus: "NOOO!!!! MORPHEUS!!!"
Neo: "Ooooh. Right."
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-- A big fan --
Morpheus: "Apoc, are we online?"
Apoc: "Yeah yeah. Hey, who downloaded Rambo 2461?"
Switch: coughnot mechokecough
-- Fleaky. --
Morpheus: "You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This is the world as it exists today."
The screen zaps on, revealing a plain with pink fluffy rabbits hopping everywhere.
Neo: gasp "That's terrible!"
Morpheus: "Oops, wrong tape. That's the teletubbies."
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Because it took some time, I posted a lil more this time :)
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-- Weird sense of humor --
Neo runs off to the nearest phone, chased by agents, and picks up the horn.
Tank: "The current time is 11 hours, 31 minutes and 10 seconds after the beep. BEEEEEEEEP!!!"
----------- ----------
-- Lord of the Matrix? --
Trinity: "Please Neo, you have to trust me."
Neo: "Why?"
Trinity: "Are you frightened?"
Neo: "Yes."
Trinity: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."
(only real LOTR freaks like me would get this one )
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-- In the club --
Switch: "My name is Switch."
Neo: "The Switch? The one who hacked the national make-up company?"
Switch: "That was a long time ago."
Neo: "Jesus..."
Switch: "What?"
Neo: "I just thought... You were a girl."
Switch "..."
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-- Use the force. --
Morpheus: "Free your mind." Jumps to the other building
Neo: "Free my mind... No problem... Right..."
Neo does a mysterious Sesam-open-u-move with his hand, and waits.
Suddenly the building starts shoving towards Neo (squashing all the people walking on the street) who steps on it.
Morpheus: stares "That's convenient."
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-- Boyfriends? --
Morpheus: "Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
Neo: "Raphael?"
Morpheus: "... No."
Neo: "Oh. Jake?"
Morpheus: "No!!"
Neo: "Wait wait! Now I know it!! Samuel!"
Morpheus: "NOOO!!!! MORPHEUS!!!"
Neo: "Ooooh. Right."
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-- A big fan --
Morpheus: "Apoc, are we online?"
Apoc: "Yeah yeah. Hey, who downloaded Rambo 2461?"
Switch: coughnot mechokecough
-- Fleaky. --
Morpheus: "You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This is the world as it exists today."
The screen zaps on, revealing a plain with pink fluffy rabbits hopping everywhere.
Neo: gasp "That's terrible!"
Morpheus: "Oops, wrong tape. That's the teletubbies."
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Because it took some time, I posted a lil more this time :)
