Disclaimer: Not mine, boohoo etc.
Note: This contains both bloopers from The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded. So if you haven't seen The Matrix Reloaded yet, then don't read those :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Matrix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neo gets back from the oracle. Suddenly a fat woman in pink notices him, runs towards Neo like she's going to hug him to death.
Woman: "Come here my love!"
Trinity: "Run Neo!!! It's the I-love-you-virus!!!"
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Choi: "What do you think, Doujour? Should we take him with us?"
She takes a look at Neo's dirty shoes, his filthy clothes and messy hair.
Doujour: "Definitely... Not."
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(after Neo came magically back from death)
Neo: *raises his arm* No...
The agents shoot at him with a completely not-surprised-face, and Neo falls a bit bloodied to the floor.
Director: *to assistant, worried* "You told them not to really load their guns, didn't you?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Matrix Reloaded ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Trinity: "You told me as a kid to stay off that freeway."
Morpheus: *blushing* "Yeah but... That was because I was jealous of that guy that wanted to take you for a ride in his Ferrari."
Trinity: *cheesy grin* "I see..."
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Agent Smith: "The best thing about being me, is there's so many me's. *a door opens at his left, and a punky Smith steps in* This one's my favourite. I call him "Minime"."
Minime: "Yeah, baybee!"
Morpheus, Trinity & Neo: *horrified* "Oh no!!"
--- Note: this one isn't mine, Oddwen posted it in the reviews, and I liked it ^_^ ---
Note: This contains both bloopers from The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded. So if you haven't seen The Matrix Reloaded yet, then don't read those :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Matrix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neo gets back from the oracle. Suddenly a fat woman in pink notices him, runs towards Neo like she's going to hug him to death.
Woman: "Come here my love!"
Trinity: "Run Neo!!! It's the I-love-you-virus!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Choi: "What do you think, Doujour? Should we take him with us?"
She takes a look at Neo's dirty shoes, his filthy clothes and messy hair.
Doujour: "Definitely... Not."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(after Neo came magically back from death)
Neo: *raises his arm* No...
The agents shoot at him with a completely not-surprised-face, and Neo falls a bit bloodied to the floor.
Director: *to assistant, worried* "You told them not to really load their guns, didn't you?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Matrix Reloaded ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Trinity: "You told me as a kid to stay off that freeway."
Morpheus: *blushing* "Yeah but... That was because I was jealous of that guy that wanted to take you for a ride in his Ferrari."
Trinity: *cheesy grin* "I see..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Agent Smith: "The best thing about being me, is there's so many me's. *a door opens at his left, and a punky Smith steps in* This one's my favourite. I call him "Minime"."
Minime: "Yeah, baybee!"
Morpheus, Trinity & Neo: *horrified* "Oh no!!"
--- Note: this one isn't mine, Oddwen posted it in the reviews, and I liked it ^_^ ---
