Disclaimer: Not mine, boohoo etc.

Note: This contains both bloopers from The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded. So if you haven't seen The Matrix Reloaded yet, then don't read those :-)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Matrix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Neo gets back from the oracle. Suddenly a fat woman in pink notices him, runs towards Neo like she's going to hug him to death.

Woman: "Come here my love!"

Trinity: "Run Neo!!! It's the I-love-you-virus!!!"

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Choi: "What do you think, Doujour? Should we take him with us?"

She takes a look at Neo's dirty shoes, his filthy clothes and messy hair.

Doujour: "Definitely... Not."

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(after Neo came magically back from death)

Neo: *raises his arm* No...

The agents shoot at him with a completely not-surprised-face, and Neo falls a bit bloodied to the floor.

Director: *to assistant, worried* "You told them not to really load their guns, didn't you?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Matrix Reloaded ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Trinity: "You told me as a kid to stay off that freeway."

Morpheus: *blushing* "Yeah but... That was because I was jealous of that guy that wanted to take you for a ride in his Ferrari."

Trinity: *cheesy grin* "I see..."

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Agent Smith: "The best thing about being me, is there's so many me's. *a door opens at his left, and a punky Smith steps in* This one's my favourite. I call him "Minime"."

Minime: "Yeah, baybee!"

Morpheus, Trinity & Neo: *horrified* "Oh no!!"

--- Note: this one isn't mine, Oddwen posted it in the reviews, and I liked it ^_^ ---