Hey Guys! You've requested for it and here it is! Another chapter! First of all, I'd like to

thank all my reviewers...

Reader#1: Put a sock in it and just type the story!

Humph! OK...fine...whatever! Just a warning. This chap might mess up the story line of the

series. Just stick with it cause i have a reason for everything. Anyways...sorry I didn't

put any disclaimer last time. I was really in a hurry. Also, to all the people who got

offended with the "God" thing, I'M REALLY SORRY! It's just that it wouldn't be right to make Magneto

say "Gosh" coz it'll make him sound like a girl. And also because I used it as an expression,

not for prayer. It's just that I was taught that way. Again, I'm sorry if I'm offended

anyone.

Disclaimer: I don't own Willy Wonka ar any such related. Linkin Park, Pokemon or any others.

My Reviewers:

Rhona: Pokemon fan? O_o; *throws away piece of paper* Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Bant: Mountain Dew...hmm...interesting

Shirt-Ninjas-Impersonator: Did i get that right? Eh...close enough... you're just off by one

person

Soul Eater, General Pepper: I Love Kurt too! Problem is I don't want to make him all sappy

like Charlie...I'm confused...

Todd Fan: Gee...thanks for the tip! My so-called FRIEND didn't mention it. She was the one

who created my ID.

Draco-Luver: Um...Faint's video's already out. Well, at least here in the Philippines...

Merlyn: Yup! She'll be, but I'm thinking of cherry...or should i stick with the blueberry?

Abbie Soler Star: er...or should I say Dolly? Jamie's gonna be here but don't worry I shant

harm him.

And now, the moment you all have been demanding for...

-----The Golden Tickets-----

"Scott! Where's that ticket?!" Jean screamed as she stormed in to the kitchen. There Scott

lay asleep looking like he was just beaten up. He, and the table, were all covered in

chocolate wrappers.

"Scott!" She yelled again this time using her TK to make him fall back on his chair. She was

determined to wake him up.

"Jean! Don't worry! Don't Worry! I'll find it!" Scott once again scampered looking for

another bar to open. Jean stomped out with her face full of disgust. Soon after, Scott fell

asleep again but this time, under the table.

*bamf* Our hero arrives... "Wow! I must be in chocolate heaven!" he told himself. Kurt was

looking forward to having a midnight snack but it seemed he'd have to help him himself to a

chocolate feast. He stared at the gigantic bowls filled with chocolates. It was heaven for

him. Then he heard growling... Kurt mustered all the courage he could to look under the

table. There, he found a pile of empty Wonka bars rising and falling. It was as if it were

BREATHING!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A MONSTER!" He yelled. Kurt fell

down and tried to back away from "it". The monster woke up. He stared at Kurt with the

"reddest" of eyes in the dark kitchen.

"Where?!" Scott woke up to Kurt's shouting. He found Kurt in front of him still yelling

about a monster. He looked around but found nothing of the sort.

"Kurt! There's no monster!" he said moving closer to try and calm the fuzzball down. But

Kurt backed to the bottom cupboards and yelled even louder. If Scott couldn't even hear

himself speak last time, this time he couldn't hear himself THINK! Kurt kept trying to kick

him so he grabbed it before his "beautiful" face would get deformed.

"Let go of my foot!" Kurt yelled and grabbed the nearest thing he could, a frying pan. He

swinged the pan and hit the monster's head. Wrappers flew from the other side of the monster's

head. Sort of like the action-reaction thing. And knocked it out.

Just then, the lights came back on. The Professor, Logan, Jean and Kitty ran in. They saw

Kurt with both hands on the frying pan. And they saw the "monster". The wrappers that flew

away, revealed short brown hair, part of a human face, and red shades.

"Nice monster, elf!" Logan cracked and picked Scott up. "Well, I guess we'll have to take

out these...these...ah!...wrappers" Logan peeled a foil that got stuck on his hand. "These

things are pretty sticky."

"Uhn..." Kurt sighed. He put a hand on his head to show how displeased he was with himself.

"Don't worry, Kurt. It's not your fault." The Professor said and wheeled off to help Logan.

"Yeah, Kurt! The defenition of a monster is, like, big, mean and nasty. and Scott's got all

that." Kitty tried to cheer Kurt up.

"Yeah" Kurt forced out a laugh. Then he saw something glitter. It was a piece of gold foil

stuck to his leg where Scott grabbed him.

"Oh my gosh, Kurt! Is that, like, a Golden Ticket?" Kitty squealed. She got so so excited

and practically ripped it from Kurt's leg.

"Yeow!" Kurt wailed in pain. He felt like crying and hugged his leg tightly. Kitty stared

fascinated by it, then sighed.

"Here, Kurt. It's yours." She handed it back to him. It had some of his fur stuck on some

chocolate on it. Kurt took the ticket and looked at it. He thought for a while then sighed.

"I can't. It's Cyclops'. He worked hard for it."

"But Kurt. You want it. Probably even more than he does." Kitty answered but Kurt just gave

her a look and she gave up.

"C'mon. We'd better get it to him." They both stood up and made their way up the stairs.

There, they peeked inside Scott's room and found him awake and Jean was feeding him with

some soup while Logan and the Prof tended his wounds. It seems she just wants too look good

in front of the Professor and Logan.

"Er...Scott?" Kurt said. He rubbed the back of his head.

"Hey Kurt!" Cyclops answered.

"Listen, Cyke, about just a while ago...I'm sorry." Kurt managed to blurt out. "here...it's

yours." he handed Scott the Golden Ticket.

"Gee thanks, Kurt." Scott answered and gave Kurt his biggest smile. Meanwhile, the sight of

the Golden Ticket made Jean jerk up and the soup on her lap spilled.

"Oh...don't mind me...he he." She wiped the soup and headed for the bathroom. She came back

later on when only Scott was left in his room.

"Wow! The Golden Ticket!" She said and snatched it from him. "I'm so happy! I could just

KISS you!"

"Well, why don't you?" Scott remarked

"Ehe...I said I could JUST kiss you...bye." She sneered and turned away. Scott just sighed.

"Why do I do these things for her?"

"Oh yeah! I'll be needing you to come too." Jean popped her head back in.

"Sure! I'll be fine in no time!" Scott's eyes brightened. Maybe Jean really liked him.

"Good. I mean I cant carry all that candy by myself."

*****

At the Brotherhodd Dormitory, Cherry bombs popped up everywhere destroying the already worn

out house.

"Hey ya'll! What's goin' on?" Todd popped his head from the kitchen.

"I dunno. We're all in the same room." Lance answered popping his head out too and plaster

fell from his head. "It sounds like its comming from upstairs."

Then a tiny orb fell at their feet. Lance noticed it right away and headed for cover behind

Freddie and Pietro.

"What's wrong w-" but before the Pietro could finish, *BOOM* the orb exploded. It covered

Pietro's front with gray suit and Freddie's left side. While Lance was just left with a few

sprinkles. Little did everyone know that Todd collapsed by the doorway. His face was as

black as night.

"TABITHA!!!!!" Pietro yelled and dashed upstairs followed by Lance. Everytime they neared

her room (or should I say Mystique's room), more explosions and plaster fell on their heads.

Pietro was about to open the door when it just fell down infront of them. Inside, they saw

Tabitha, in the still well-furnished room, setting of more cherry bombs as she danced.

"I found a Golden Ticket!" She sang along with her headphones.

"What's wrong with her, yo?" Todd had finally come around although his face was still as

black as ebony. More cherry bombs exploded in the room and some even scattering outside.

"Man! How can Mystique's room stand that?!" Lance asked

"I told you! that woman's a witch!" Todd answered. "You know, like that Harry Potter kid."

"Everyone knows there's no such thing as witches Toad." Pietro sneered.

"Yeah? Then how would you call it?" Todd argued.

"Actually, I think Malfoy's better." Lance commented. No one could actually explain that.

For sometime now, the Brootherhood how Mystique could have possibly fit a grand room like

that into thier small worn out dormitory.

"I've got a Golden Ticket!" Tabitha still kept on singing while dangling the Golden Foil in

front of her. All the while, paying no attention to the three.

*BOOOOOOOM* A louder explosion sounded from their doorway.

"Gee, the door was already open, why'd they have to break the whole place down?" Todd asked

while the three of them climbed down the stairs.

"Just wanted to make a good entrance, boys." Mystique answered as she emerged from the

smoke of dust.

"Oh, you know, that was... corny." Todd remarked but then, another girl emerged from behind

Mystique.

"Eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!" Pietro squealed and ducked behind Lance and Todd.

"YOU!" The girl pointed her arms towards Pietro.

"Ex-girlfriend of yours?" Todd asked.

"Worse! She's my sister!" Pietro answered and attempted to bury himself deeper between his

friends.

"Now, now Wanda. let's save the fun for later. We have other things to do." Mystique

interrupted as she made Wanda put her arms down. "Aren't you going to welcome me back boys?"

"What's going on here?" Tabitha managed to say still chewing her gum. She stormed down the

stairs.

"And you!" Mystique pointed at Tabitha. "Get out of my room!" Boom Boom stood there, frozen

in shock. She turned to the three boys cowering in a corner then to the two women in front

of her.

"Fine! You can keep it!" Tabitha held back some tears before turning around to get packed.

"Wait!" Mystique noticed the Golden Ticket in Tabitha's hand. "Is that...is that a Golden

Ticket?"

"Yeah? Well, what do you care?!" Tabitha hissed back and waved her fist with the ticket in

it.

"Well, considering the circumtances, I think we can work things out." Mystique changed the

tone of her voice to that of a mother to her child.

*cough* *cough* "Hey! What was that?" Todd asked bouncing away to the source of the sound.

"What was what?" Lance asked and just stared at Todd. He couldn't move since Pietro grounded

him to his spot. Wanda was still glaring at her brother.

*cough* *cough* "There it is again!" Todd said. He popped up in different rooms and when he

reached the kitchen, he found Freddie sprawled on the floor. He was choking and turning

purple.

"Don't worry, man. We'll help you!" Lance came in dragging Pietro who clamped tightly on

his leg. He was followed by Mystique and to Pietro's fear, Wanda. Todd started bouncing on

Fred's stomach but to no avail.

"She's gonna kill me! She's gonna kill me! I know it!" Pietro whimpered and kept a tight

hold on Lance.

"Oh shut up!" Tabitha and Wanda got fed up with Pietro's constant whining and shot cherry

bombs and hex bolts at him. Meanwhile, Todd gave one final leap and *pop* out came a ball

of golden foil.

"Another Golden Ticket!" Mysique gasped and then fainted. No one bothered to help her up.

Instead, they turned to Freddie to see if he was alright. With the complete exception of

Pietro. He was on the floor covered in ashes.

"It says I can take a person with me!" Fred recovered and read the foil.

"Well, who are you taking, big guy?" Lance asked.

"I'll take Toad! After all, he saved my life." Freddie answered and took Todd by the neck

and rubbed his knuckles on Todd's head.

"Wow! Thanks! I mean it was just nothing." Todd said.

"What about you, girl?" Wanda asked Tabitha. She looked around and sighed.

"I guess I'll take Earthquake boy over there." Tabitha answered.

"ALRIGHT!" Lance cheered. "This'll impress Kitty for sure!"

"Well, that's great! I'll have more time to take my revenge on him." Wanda said. She grabbed

her brother and made her way into the den. A few moments later, Pietro could be heard

screaming while hex bolts ecaped from the room.

*****

In the Alcolyte House, Magneto was still angry about giving Forge a Wonka bar.

"That ungrateful rat! Took me for a fool..." He muttered while taking it out on the Wonka

Bars.

"It's just a bar of chocolate, Magnus." Gambit entered the kitchen. It seemed Pyro was

alright. He was "singing" again.

"I don't care! I wouldn't even care if he took Good Charlotte boy over there." They both

stopped to listen to Pyro.

"I don't ever wanna be like you. I don't wanna do the things you do. I'm never gonna hear

the words you say. 'Cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna you!" John sang while

happily strumming a guitar of air.

"Well then, why are you so mad?" Gambit chuckled as he saw Magneto's eye flinch at the sight

of his commrade. And he took a seat to help Magneto open more Chocolate bars.

"I just wanted to hear a 'thanks'. That's all! But no! That retro rat just dashed out

without so much as a hint of a 'thank you'!" Magneto started to rant. The thought of Forge

made him so angry.

"Uh, Magnus?" Remy knew that when Magneto acted like this, things would only get worse.

"Well, no that I think about it, I didn't even hear it from my own children! My own flesh

and blood, Remy! I go and break my neck all day trying to find a way to wreak havor on those

non-mutant idiots and find out that my children are total disasters! My daughter can't

control her anger so hex bolts pop up all the time now I had to send her to an asylum. Then

there's my son, he can't seem to get anything right. He just doesn't try hard enough! What

have I done to deserve this?!" Magneto yelled but he was soon interrupted by Pyro. His fist

was tightly clenched.

"G'day, mates!" He greeted. He headed for the refrigerator and took a bottle of Mountain

Dew.

"Oh, you're sane again." Magneto answered dryly.

"Magnus, you look dull." John took a seat beside Remy who was still opening bars of

chocolate.

"Why wouldn't I be? I just realized that my like was almost as pethetic as yours." Magneto

buried his face in his hands.

"Aw, isn't that just sad." Pyro tried to pull a sympathetic look and nudged Gambit. He

showed him the Mountain Dew he had been shaking all the while. He took it out and popped it

open in front of Magneto. This caused the soda foam to burst out and spray Magneto.

"Bwahahahahahahahaha!" Pyro laughed manically while Gambit tried to hold back his.

"So you want to play dirty, huh?" Magneto lifted the metal appliances in the kitchen, poised

to strike.

"Take it easy, mate!" Pyro tried to hold back his laughs. He shielded his face from any

appliance thus revealing another Golden Ticket.

"Hey! What's that?" Magneto asked. He lost concentration and soon, all the appliances

dropped to the ground. Some of them broke.

"Oh no!" I'm not falling for that trick, old geezer!" Pyro answered. Magneto was enraged and

raised the appliances again. Some already in pieces.

"No, John" Remy took the Ticket. "See? It's a Golden Ticket."

"A Golden Ticket? Blimey!" John grabbed back the ticket. "I just thought it was a fancy

piece of foil!"

"A-a Golden Ticket?" Magneto whispered to himself. He could just see it. World Domination

was just within his reach.

"Hey look! It says I can take someone with me!" Pyro said.

"Who...who are you taking?" Magneto asked his voice very different from the one a while ago

when he was just cursing John.

"Um..." Pyro turned his face into one that showed he was thinking hard. "REMY!" John took a

bite off one of the opened bars. "REMY! REMY! REMY! REMY! REMY! I'm taking... REMY!" Pyro's

sugar rush kicked in.

"BE QUIET, FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!" Magneto yelled.

"You're just JEALOUS!!!" John stick his tongue out.

"Would this be being jealous?!" Magneto had lost his patience and threw a toaster at Pyro.

Pyro got hit and fell on the floor.

"You know that wasn't necessary." Gambit said. All the while he was watching his teammates

fight while stuffing himself with Wonka Bars. "Well, we found one of the Golden Tickets."

"I know. Our only problem is him." Magneto threw a disgusted look at the unconscious John.

"He found the ticket and he's taking you with him. I'm sure he won't let it out of his sight

and he won't understand my plan. So I'm counting on you, Remy."

"What do I have to do?" Remy sighed. He didn't want to do it since he was looking forward to

enjoying Wonka's magical factory for himself.

"I need you to get me a sample of The Everlasting Gum Stopper." Magneto answered. "It's

Wonka's most secret product yet."

"But I thought he was working on that in the 70's" Gambit asked.

"Well, it seems that before, Wonka also released 5 Golden tickets. 4 children were sent

home while one, little Charlie Bucket, inherited the Wonka factory." Magneto answered with a

smug smile on his face.

"What does this have to do with the gum stopper not being in the market yet?" Gambit was

puzzled.

"You see, my friend, a few months later, Charlie wreaked havok on the factory. And so the

factory was shut down and Wonka was never able to finish his creation. But now, he has

opened it again."

*****

At the Xavier Institute, the very next afternoon, the students were all gathered in the

living room. They were all watching the news where Jean was featured.

"Man, all the channels are fearturing you, Jean." Kurt said changing the channel evey once

in a while.

"I know, isn't it great?" Jean answered and flipped her hair.

"You've got to tell me what happened when you get back!" Kurt replied.

"RRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Wolverine was heard from another room. Kurt

went up to check on him. When the door was opened, it revealed a bed and there lay the four

teachers of the Institute: The Professor, Logan, Storm and Logan.

"What's going on here?!" Kurt asked as he tried to avoid Logan's claws.

"She's mine!" Logan snarled.

"No! She's mine!" Hank growled back.

"Oh, would you stop bickering! I'm my own person!" Storm yelled. She was knitting something

red. "Honestly, you two are driving me insane!"

If you're wondering what happened, early this morning, hundreds of reporters bombarded the

Institute. Each hoping to get an interview with Jean. The adults tried best to hold the

reporters off but the doors gave way and the adults were trampled amidst the confusion.

Now, it seems that the adults were badly injured (except for Wolverine who seemed to have

lost his mind). The three teachers were covered in bandages that made them look like

Egyptian mummies. Hank, however, gave in and also caught Logan's...ahem... complication.

"Previously, I asked Ororo a few questions. Her answers were mostly similar to mine than

yours." Hank said in a matter-of-factly tone.

"Yeah? Well, com-com-compa...whatever it is... it doesn't take that. It takes big muscles

to get the girl." Logan interrupted.

*Kzzzztt* Storm zapped the two babbling fools with lightning.

"I warned you..." Storm answered.

The students didn't know what to do so they just decided to put the adults in one bed in a

different room. And every once in a while, one of the students would check on them.

"Nevermind..." Kurt sighed and sat beside the Professor.

"Something bothering you, Kurt? You look bluer than your usual self." The Professor tried

to crack a joke.

"Nothing, Professor." Kurt lied.

"I know there's something." The Professor's eye glinted.

"Well, it's just that the 4 golden tickets were already found. Now, there's only one left

in the entire world." Kurt answered. "Well, I really wanted to go but now I dont think I

have a chance."

"Nonsense, Kurt. You have as much a chance as anybody. Maybe even more because you want it

more." The Professor tried to encourage Kurt when Kitty ran in.

"Hey, Kurt! Did you, like know, Forge found the last Golden Ticket! It's on the news!"

At that point, Kurt's hopes were crushed.

"Oh well, you can't have everything." Kurt sighed and walked out of the room while Kitty

and the Professor stared after him.

-----end-----

I'm done! Wow! It took me less than a week to do this. Thanks to all who pressured me! My

school's about to start so I'm afraid I'll take longer to upload but don't worry I'll do my

best! To all Kurt lovers, don't kill me yet! Kurt will have his revenge! Hail the Blue

Fuzzball!

Any suggestions and coments are welcome!