A/N: No flames or my dinos will come to get you! Mwahaha! This is based on something I wrote a while ago, and I wanted to share a little more information.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hogwarts, or Harry Potter stuff. I do own Ninny, Rita, Hilda, Donna, Dan, and Sid.

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-Prologue-

Ninny Midgee beat up her friend Rita Pommit. "Take that, Rita Pommit Vomit!" It looked like a fight between two Rita's. The explanation for this phenomenon was that Ninny conjured the polyjuice potion to look like her friend.

"Expelliarmus!" Ninny screamed, disarming her friend.

Rita flew into a wall and was knocked unconscious and her wand flew over to Ninny. Ninny smiled and dragged her larger friend by the hair into the closet. Ninny was small, but very tough. She was the Gryffindor House bully and she was a very annoying person! However, like most annoying bullies, she was very stupid.

Ninny slammed the door shut, and ran out of the closet. There was no need for a change of robes, since they were in the same house. Ninny ran down the hallway, and began to scream, loudly.

"I'm Rita Pommit and I think Sid Diamond is might-ay fine!" she yelled in a southern American accent. "Sid, where are you hun? Give Rita some suga!"

Sid walked down the corridor, hearing his friend screaming. "Rita?"

"That's right, baby! I am in LOVE with you!"

Ninny knew that Rita loved Sid, but Sid was the type of guy who didn't notice that type of thing. And Rita wasn't about to look like an idiot in front of her 'true love'. So, Ninny had to hitch 'em up, so that Rita would shut up in the common room, past midnight.

"Huh?" he said, confused. "You sound like Ninny. She is what her name is. A ninny!" He chuckled at his own joke.

Ninny was furious as she was called a ninny! She was NOT a ninny! Her parents were just stupid. Nick, her father, and Zinny, her mother just HAD to combine the names.

"SHE IS NOT!" she screamed, slapping him across the face.

"Oh, sorry," said Sid, putting his hand to his face. "I forgot. You're friends with her." He paused. "But, I always thought you thought she was stupid." He looked confused.

"Whateva," Ninny said, kissing him.

"Rita?" he said, blushing.

Suddenly 'Rita's' hair started to change from her curly black hair to uneven, straight, and red. A somewhat pretty girl, was becoming an ugly hag.

"I'm melting!" Ninny screamed.

Sid blushed, and began spitting. He actually kissed that.thing! "I shoulda known!" He stormed off.

Suddenly, Hilda, Rita's sister, and Rita walked in. The real Rita looked might-a angry, and so did Hilda.

"Get her!" Hilda screamed. Donna, Rita and Hilda's friend, who happened to be standing by lunged! They jumped on top of Ninny. Ninny fought back, but she couldn't fight against three girls who were one year older, even if they were weaker.

"Dan!" she screamed for her friend. "Help me! Help me!"

They all began to kick her, and Rita levitated Ninny. Rita's favorite charm was 'Wingardium Leviosa'.

Ninny began to pretend to sob, and she floated out of the Great Hall. She loved to make her friends feel guilty! They didn't fall for her crying, since Ninny was in a fight with someone, even Slytherin's, every day! But, Ninny was a good actress.

"No one appreciates me!" she screamed between her fake sobs. She needed a vacation! To---The Dino Hall of Fame! She smiled, and then glared at her friends.

"Losers!" she screamed, smiling.