Spot and the Stalker

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the stalker.  I think.  I technically don't own the speeches either.

This is just a joking story for fun. Kinda dumb and fluffy, but hey, it's all in the fun.  I thought of it while watching Newsies and thinking about Helga in Hey Arnold! 

            "Spotty! O Spotty!  Oh why must you run! All my life I've just wanted your love!  My dear Spot!" she called checking all the allies around the rooftop Spot Conlons sat on.

            'I wish she'd jus' leave me alone!' he thought angrily.  The only thing Spot feared was a girl.  But not just any girl, Melanie Sea was her name, and she was getting quite annoying with all this 'I love Spot' crap.  If he were going to start a relationship, it defiantly wouldn't be with her.  Like I said, she scared him.  Spot sat on the roof for a few more minutes before leaning his head over the side of the roof.

            After Spot thought it was safe he risked climbing into the alley behind the building.

            "There you are Spot my love!" Melanie said from behind him.

            "Hello Melanie, now get away!" he retorted.

            "Give me a kiss and I will!"

            "No!"

            "Fine, I'll get it the hard way!"

            Melanie jumped onto Spot and sent him to the ground.  He twisted and turned but he couldn't reach his weapons. 

            She pushed her lips onto his and left him alone in the alley.  All Spot could think was:

            'Not bad.'

Review, tell me what you think, I have an idea for a little diddy with Mush too!  HEHEHEHEHE!

The author,

Rhymes, KR!574N, Elrania, whatever you want to call me.