Hi, I'm back again! Sorry this took so long, but I've had too much homework this week. I hope you guys like this chapter.
BWG: Didn't I kill you last chapter?
Me: Uh, no.
BWG: Then perhaps I should do a more thorough job this time! Terra Destroyer!
Me: (Runs away screaming)
BWG: I thought that would work. On with the chapter!
Disclaimer: See chapter one.
Davis: Last time on Digimon, BlackWarGreymon ended up running into Agumon, who managed to convince him into becoming friends! But right after they shook hands, BlackWarGreymon came rushing over when Knightmon was attacking the Destiny Stone. Not only did the big guy save the Stone and scare off Arukenimon and Mummymon, but he also gave me the Crest of Miracles! I wonder what's caused his change of heart…
BlackWarGreymon gutted an Apemon with his claws, then hurled a Terra Destroyer at the approaching swarm of Flymon. When they were destroyed, he dashed at the dozen charging Tuskmon, slashing them all to pieces as he ran by. He took a split second to catch his breath, and noticed a Kuwagamon about to dig its jaws into the nearby Destiny Stone. BlackWarGreymon ran towards the giant beetle and jumped into the air, smashing the Insectoid's head in with a great kick. He turned around, his back to the Stone, and glared at the fifty or so remaining Control Spire Digimon. "Well Arukenimon, I have to say I'm somewhat impressed. Where did you find enough Spires to make these Digimon?"
The spider lady, standing on a nearby cliff, shrugged. "Ken was quite the messy boy when he was still my puppet. He planted Control Spires left and right. No artistic sense at all, if you ask me."
"What really surprises me is that you haven't run out of hair yet. You've used up, what, four hundred or so hairs by now to animate all the Control Spire Digimon you've made, including myself? I wonder why you're not bald yet."
Arukenimon exploded. "HOW DARE YOU?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE ENOUGH HAIRS LEFT FOR A HUNDRED CONTROL SPIRE DIGIMON! FIVE HUNDRED! A THOUSAND!"
"Now, now, pumpkin, remember what getting mad about that little bald spot in the back does to your blood pressure." Said Mummymon soothingly.
She responded by hitting him in his nether regions so hard that he fell to the ground. "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME PUMPKIN?"
"A hundred…I believe…" The Ghost gasped out.
Arukenimon growled and turned back to the battlefield. Her jaw dropped. While she had been chewing out Mummymon, BlackWarGreymon had taken out another twenty Digimon! "Grrr…that does it!" She stuck her fingers in her mouth and whistled.
The remaining thirty constructs backed away from their saurian adversary and started to glow. To BlackWarGreymon's astonishment, the thirty fake Digimon combined to form three new bigger ones! What deviltry is this? He thought.
Arukenimon cackled. "BlackWarGreymon, meet your newest 'siblings.'" She gestured to the three, who looked like a monstrous Gotsumon made out of metal, a beast that looked like a composition of lots of other Digimon parts, and a giant red Monochromon.
DIGIMON ANALYSER
Arukenimon: Meet Meteormon! He's an Ultimate level Rock Digimon from space. His Meteor Missile and Iron Fist attacks will make you wish he'd stayed in orbit!
Mummymon: And the big red one is Vermilionmon. He's the Ultimate form of Monochromon, and his Vermilion Blaze will light you on fire!
The weird mutant Digimon roared. "Oh, and that's Kimeramon. But he's old news." Said Arukenimon nonchalantly.
BlackWarGreymon stood before the Destiny Stone. "Make as many false Digimon as you like, I shall not give in!"
"False Digimon? But you're just like them, aren't you? You're cut from the same cloth as these three, how are you any different?" asked Mummymon, now fully recovered from his superior's attack.
BlackWarGreymon blinked. He hadn't considered that! "I…"
Arukenimon was fed up with waiting, and pointed at the Dinosaur warrior. "Attack, my servants! Destroy the Stone!"
Kimeramon opened his mouth, green flames spewing from it. "Heat Viper!" A green energy blast shot from his grotesque maw.
BlackWarGreymon pulled his shield off of his back, blocking the emerald blast before it could damage the Stone. As he replaced the shield, he was somewhat pleased to see Paildramon appear and start blasting at Kimeramon. He looked around and saw the other Digidestined running towards him, while their Digimon engaged Meteormon, Vermilionmon, and Kimeramon. "What took you so long? I've already had to fend off two assaults from our friends on yonder cliff."
"Hey, do you have any idea how hard it is to sneak out of detention?" snapped Davis.
"We wouldn't even have been in detention if you hadn't started that food fight, Davis." Said TK.
"Can I help it if the cafeteria food is so bad I am compelled to fling it at other people?"
"YES!" everyone yelled at him.
"What is detention?" asked the confused BlackWarGreymon.
"That's not important. Whose crest is in the Destiny Stone?" asked Kari.
BlackWarGreymon started to touch the Stone, but paused. "Wait, where is the purple haired girl with the glasses and the obnoxious bird?"
"Oh, Yolei couldn't make it. She's on a field trip in Kyoto." Said Cody.
The Dinosaur didn't know what a "field trip" or "Kyoto" were, so he just nodded and touched the Stone. "Ken Ichijouji, step forward."
"Wait, I already have a crest!" said Ken, taking the Crest of Kindness out of his pocket.
"Yes, but you do not have a tag. Step forward and aim your D3 at the Destiny Stone."
Ken pointed his Digivice at the Stone. Both glowed, and a tag materialized in front of Ken. The young genius slipped the crest into the tag. Stingmon, who had just gotten hit by one of Meteormon's Iron Fist attacks, began digivolving. At that moment, BlackWarGreymon suddenly disappeared.
BlackWarGreymon blinked. Where was he? One second ago he had been with the Digidestined, ready to enter battle with the Control Spire Digimon, and now he was…elsewhere. Where was this place anyway? He looked around. He was in a village of some sort, but on a much grander scale than any he could recall seeing. All around him were strange, moving metal objects in several colors. There were also humans. Lots and lots of humans. In fact, humans were the only creatures BlackWarGreymon could see. There were no Digimon anywhere. "What is this place?" he asked out loud.
"Kyoto." Said a passing human.
Kyoto? That is where the Digidestined said the purple-haired girl was. But that must mean…I'm in the real world! He took another look around. For some reason, I was expecting fewer people. He paused in thought. How did I get here? Could it have been Ken activating his Crest? If so, then why didn't this happen when Davis activated the Crest of Miracles? He growled and shook his head. I have no time for questions now! I must get back to the Digiworld! But how- His eyes lit up. Of course! The Digidestined travel back and forth between worlds, they must have their own form of transport! If I can find the purple-haired girl in this place, perhaps she can send me back to the fight. Now, if I could only find her…The Dinosaur re-oriented the locator sense that allowed him to detect Destiny Stones in an attempt to pick up the girl's Digivice signal. In seconds, he found it. He leaped into the air and started flying towards the signal, ignoring the odd glances people kept giving him.
A furious Yolei stormed out of the clothing store, squeezing the sheepish Poromon tightly. "I can't believe you, Poromon! What in God's name made you decide to try on those thongs?"
"I thought it would make me look sexier!" squeaked the Micro bird.
Yolei stopped and stared at the pink ball of feathers in her arms. "Sexier? Poromon, you're a little pink baby bird with no legs and a feather on your back! There's nothing sexy about you!"
"Exactly my point, that's why I needed the thong!" he chirped.
"And you chose to wear a woman's thong."
"Yes!"
"Its times like this I question your sexuality, Poromon."
The bird hesitated. "Um, Yolei, you mean you didn't know I was-"
At that moment, BlackWarGreymon dropped right in front of them. "Purple-haired girl! I require your assistance."
Yolei stumbled back in surprise. "B-BlackWarGreymon! What are you…how did you…"
"Get to the real world? I have no idea. I need you to send me back to the Digital World as quickly as possible, though. The others are fighting some strong Control Spire Digimon, and the Destiny Stone is in jeopardy." He said.
Yolei blinked, not sure how to answer the monster that had nearly killed her and her friends a couple of days ago and was now acting as if it hadn't happened at all. "Um, well, I'll need a computer."
"Then find one."
She rolled her eyes. "Okay, okay! I'll look for one. But I've got to get back to my school group within the hour or they'll leave without me." She frowned thoughtfully. "I wonder why nobody's called the police yet? I mean, here I am, talking with a dangerous-looking monster, and there's nobody running or screaming or anything. And you flew over to me. Why hasn't anyone said anything?"
Just then, a guy walked past. "Hey, nice costume. Too bad Halloween's already passed!" He walked away laughing.
"What is Halloween?" asked BlackWarGreymon.
Yolei sighed. "That's not important. Guess people these days are too stupid to acknowledge a monster when they see one. Well, let's get going. I think I remember seeing an Internet café somewhere in the area…"
A young man and a considerably older man stepped out of an ice cream store, licking at their cones. The older man smiled and looked around him happily. "I just love this place, don't you Jim? Kyoto is so wonderful, so steeped in folklore and mythology. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if some spirit warrior or something from the old days walked right past us on the streets."
The younger man chuckled. "No offense Professor, but the chances of that happening are about the same as my little brother ever loosening up or me giving you the rest of my ice cream cone!"
Just then, Yolei walked past them with BlackWarGreymon and Poromon. The young and old man stared in disbelief as their backs receded from them. Finally, the old man said, "Jim, give me your ice cream and grab the equipment, I think we've found something that'll make both of us famous!"
Yolei typed swiftly at the computer in the Internet café, trying frantically to pretend BlackWarGreymon wasn't literally breathing down her neck. She turned around. "Have you ever heard of personal space? I can't work with you right behind me!"
"Fine. As long as you get me back quickly." He said, taking a few steps away from her. The lone human and two Digimon were the only people in the café. It had been relatively easy for BlackWarGreymon to 'persuade' the customers and staff to take a bit of a break outside.
A few minutes later, Yolei cried out. "Perfecto, it's done! Now, to get you back to the Digital-huh?" The Digi-port program on the screen was blinking erratically. The entire computer started to smoke. "Uh oh…"
Sensing trouble, BlackWarGreymon immediately knocked Yolei to the ground, covering her and Poromon with his body as every computer in the café abruptly exploded.
BlackWarGreymon stood back up, surveying the room. Yolei stammered in disbelief. "Th-Th-thank-"
"Silence! Something is coming." The Dinosaur hissed.
He was right. Moments later, a portal ripped open in the middle of the room, spat out a Digimon, then vanished. The Digimon stumbled and got up.
Its lower half was a horse with black skin and gold armor. Its skeletal head had a bladed horn on it. Just above its rear sat the upper half of a samurai, again in gold armor. It still had black skin, skeletal features and whatnot, but it also had a short katana in one hand and a huge sword in the other. Its helmet was topped with a golden crescent, and it wore a tattered red cape. The strange Digimon looked around and laughed with a voice like rough gravel. "Eh heh heh heh! At last, I have made it to the real world!"
DIGIMON ANALYSER
Poromon: That's Zanbamon, a Mega Wizard Digimon, despite his appearance. His Cross Slash and Beheading attacks are enough to chop someone's head off!
BlackWarGreymon stepped forward. "What are you doing here? How did you get to the real world?"
The horseman laughed. "I am here to kill! That is my purpose, after all. I came here the same way you did, through a spell. The only reason you're here at all is because my first attempt misfired, accidentally sending you here instead. But my second try worked, and here I am! Now, I shall slaughter the human larvae! Their blood shall make me the most powerful Digimon alive!" Yolei gasped. BlackWarGreymon raised his claws threateningly. Zanbamon grinned, showing his yellowed teeth. "Look, I am very generous. To make up for sending you here by mistake, how about I open a portal back to the Digital World for you? All you have to do is kill the little girl over there, the spell requires a sacrifice to work." His grin grew wider when he saw BlackWarGreymon was actually considering it. "So, what do you say? Do we have a deal?"
Will BlackWarGreymon accept Zanbamon's offer? Will this strange bloodthirsty Digimon go on a killing spree, covering Kyoto in blood? And is the Destiny Stone still intact? Find out on the next Digimon, Digital Monsters!
