Wheee. Well here it is, chapter three! And first of all let me apologise about how long it took to write it! Also, a huge thank you to EVERYONE who reviewed. You made my year, nay life!

Okay so here we go. Hope you all like it.

CHAPTER THREE

The First Born Son, the Bound Woman, The Withered Lover, The Great Child and Dire Mother, The Torso, The Pilgrimess, The Angry Princess, The Torn Prince, The Hammer, The Jackal and The Juggernaut all walk on.

Dennis also walks on, wearing a red leather jacket. Suddenly music starts up..

Yes, that's right Ladies and Gentlemen. THRILLER!!!

They all start doing the funky jerky dance. Most of them are bang in rhythm, but unfortunately The First Born Son is a tad out.

Dennis: This is THRILLER!! THRILLER NIGHT!! And no one's gonna save you from the BEAST ABOUT TO STRIIIKE!

Dennis spins ALA Michael Jackson.

Dana (Angry Princess) scowls and spins too, twice as good. Dennis scowls back and moonwalks. Dana glares at him and moonwalks on the spot. The First Born Son tries to moon walk too, but trips all falls into Susan (Bound woman) who screams and falls to the floor, not being able to balance herself with her arms because they are tied behind her back. The Juggernaut screeches and runs up to make sure Susan is okay. The Withered Lover sighs loudly, scowls at everyone and storms off. The Great Child can't actually dance due to his size so he kind of just sits there and watches them all. Ryan (The Jackal) scowls at Dana and Dennis who are still trying to best each other with Michael Jackson moves. He storms over to Dennis, rips the leather jacket off of him and puts it on. He then walks to the front of everyone, grins widely and does the entire Thriller dance along with a few moves from Billie Jean. He spins, moonwalks in a square and basically dances twice as well as Michael Jackson ever dreamed. Everyone stops and stares as he dances and gasp. Dana screams with anger and attempts to run forward and attack Ryan with her knife but is prevented by The Hammer.

Dana: ARGH!! I AM THE BEST MOVER!! I'LL PROVE IT!!! MUAHAHA!

Dana laughs manically and starts tap dancing like a maniac.

The Hammer: Come on Dana.time for your medication.

Dana: I'M DEAD GODDAMN IT!!

The Hammer: Damn.

Jimmy (The Torso) break dances with his arms. Jimmy: Now this is talent!! WHOO! Billie Jean is not my lover!! She's just a girl who says that I am the - OW!

Jimmy hits his own head and it flies across the floor. Suddenly The Torn Prince goes insane and grabs a large stick. He runs over to the stereo (which is still playing Thriller) and hits it repeatedly until it breaks. He then turns his attention to the speakers. He wrecks them too. Everyone groans and sighs as they stalk off home. Except Ryan who carries on dancing, even though there is no music.

Ryan: Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize your neighbourhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shell

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller.MUAHAHAHA

Midnight walks on and grooves with Ryan.

Ryan and Midnight: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to

strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer,

thriller tonight this is thriller, thriller night

'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try

Girl, this is thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller

Thriller here tonight!

End. I know it was short, and I know it was crap, but ideas are hard to come by!! REQUESTS? ASK!!!

~Midnight.