Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE, however, I have a sock that bears a certain distinction to Mr. Socko, but that is another story entirely.

My first story, don't be cruel, please.

(Some of the WWE wrestlers are sitting in a lounge, just relaxing) (Stephanie McMahon walks in)

Steph-Okay everybody, I have some.news.

Stacy- Is it good or bad?

Steph- A mixture..I suppose.

Jericho-Don't be an ass clown and tell The King of the World what the news is.

Rock- The Rock demands to know!

Taker-Tell us, woman!

Kurt- It's true, it's true, we want to know!

Jeff- Come on, be extreme, and tell us!

Matt-Shut up Jeff!

Jeff- No, Mister I'm-To-Good-To-Be-Extreme!

Matt-.

RVD- Be cool, like R.V.D.and tell us!

Trish- Come on, give us 100% Stratusfaction, and tell us!

Kane- 'Nods head'

Lita- Just tell us already!

Dawn Marie- 'filing nails' What?

Steph- SHUT UP! WE ARE GOING.ICE SKATING!

Jeff- OMG! Yay!

Taker- What?!

Kane- 'Grunts'

Rock- The Rock does not want to skate! Billy and Chuck do that!

Steph- Too bad! You have half an hour to get dressed. Now go!

(WOW! Did you like? I hope so! Well, read and review! Chapter 2 will be up soon, don't worry!)