Disclaimer: I own nothing.why can't the poor white folks have anything!?

~At the Rink~

Stacy- I wonder if I can do any tricks.

'She twirls around on the ice, then loses her balance'

Stacy- Ahhhhhh!!!!

'Stacy falls down, her skirt flips up, and her ass is in the air'

Lita- OMG Stacy!

'A little boy skates up'

LB- Mommy!

'LB spanks Stacy and skates off'

'Lita helps Stacy up'

Stacy- Ow! He left a handprint!

~The Hardy Boys and RVD~

Jeff- Weeeeee!

Matt- Jeff, you are so stupid!

RVD- Dude, at least he is extreme!

Jeff- Dude, I haven't done anything extreme in.3 hours!

RVD- He jumped off the house before we left.

Matt- Whatever. I'm going to go skate with Lita.

RVD- You do that, Un-Extreme-One!

'Matt skates off'

RVD- Dude! It would be so extreme if you could.jump off the second story rink!

Jeff- That would be EXTREME!

'Jeff begins to climb the rink'

~Snack Bar~

Rock- Just give The Rock his pie!

Waiter- Sir! We don't serve pie here!

Rock- What?! The Rock is gonna take that menu, shine it up real nice, turn that sum bitch sideways, and stick it directly up your CANDYASS!

Jericho- What an assclown!

Waiter- Sir! There are children here!

Rock- Oh. Then The Rock means straight up your CANDYBUM!

Jericho- Yeah, ASSCLOWN!

Waiter- Sir! Children!

Jericho- You think I give a fuck?

'Waiter takes out box'

Waiter- Here! Take your pie and leave!

Rock- Finally! The Rock has his pie!

Well? How was it?