Disclaimer: I own nothing.why can't the poor white folks have anything!?
~At the Rink~
Stacy- I wonder if I can do any tricks.
'She twirls around on the ice, then loses her balance'
Stacy- Ahhhhhh!!!!
'Stacy falls down, her skirt flips up, and her ass is in the air'
Lita- OMG Stacy!
'A little boy skates up'
LB- Mommy!
'LB spanks Stacy and skates off'
'Lita helps Stacy up'
Stacy- Ow! He left a handprint!
~The Hardy Boys and RVD~
Jeff- Weeeeee!
Matt- Jeff, you are so stupid!
RVD- Dude, at least he is extreme!
Jeff- Dude, I haven't done anything extreme in.3 hours!
RVD- He jumped off the house before we left.
Matt- Whatever. I'm going to go skate with Lita.
RVD- You do that, Un-Extreme-One!
'Matt skates off'
RVD- Dude! It would be so extreme if you could.jump off the second story rink!
Jeff- That would be EXTREME!
'Jeff begins to climb the rink'
~Snack Bar~
Rock- Just give The Rock his pie!
Waiter- Sir! We don't serve pie here!
Rock- What?! The Rock is gonna take that menu, shine it up real nice, turn that sum bitch sideways, and stick it directly up your CANDYASS!
Jericho- What an assclown!
Waiter- Sir! There are children here!
Rock- Oh. Then The Rock means straight up your CANDYBUM!
Jericho- Yeah, ASSCLOWN!
Waiter- Sir! Children!
Jericho- You think I give a fuck?
'Waiter takes out box'
Waiter- Here! Take your pie and leave!
Rock- Finally! The Rock has his pie!
Well? How was it?
~At the Rink~
Stacy- I wonder if I can do any tricks.
'She twirls around on the ice, then loses her balance'
Stacy- Ahhhhhh!!!!
'Stacy falls down, her skirt flips up, and her ass is in the air'
Lita- OMG Stacy!
'A little boy skates up'
LB- Mommy!
'LB spanks Stacy and skates off'
'Lita helps Stacy up'
Stacy- Ow! He left a handprint!
~The Hardy Boys and RVD~
Jeff- Weeeeee!
Matt- Jeff, you are so stupid!
RVD- Dude, at least he is extreme!
Jeff- Dude, I haven't done anything extreme in.3 hours!
RVD- He jumped off the house before we left.
Matt- Whatever. I'm going to go skate with Lita.
RVD- You do that, Un-Extreme-One!
'Matt skates off'
RVD- Dude! It would be so extreme if you could.jump off the second story rink!
Jeff- That would be EXTREME!
'Jeff begins to climb the rink'
~Snack Bar~
Rock- Just give The Rock his pie!
Waiter- Sir! We don't serve pie here!
Rock- What?! The Rock is gonna take that menu, shine it up real nice, turn that sum bitch sideways, and stick it directly up your CANDYASS!
Jericho- What an assclown!
Waiter- Sir! There are children here!
Rock- Oh. Then The Rock means straight up your CANDYBUM!
Jericho- Yeah, ASSCLOWN!
Waiter- Sir! Children!
Jericho- You think I give a fuck?
'Waiter takes out box'
Waiter- Here! Take your pie and leave!
Rock- Finally! The Rock has his pie!
Well? How was it?
