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~At the Upper Rink~

RVD- Dude! Jump!

(A crowd has gathered)

Crowd- Jump! Jump! Jump!

Jeff- I am EXTREME!

~On the lower rink~

Lita- It's so sweet of you to skate with me, Matt.

Matt- I just want to skate with the most beautiful girl in the world.

Lita- Um, Matt. Your not getting any in a ice rink.

Matt- Damn!

BOOM!

(Jeff has landed on top of Matt)

Lita- OMG! WHAT THE HELL?

Matt- GET THE HELL OFF ME JEFF!!!!

RVD- Dude! Version 1 has fallen and can not get up!

~Jericho and The Rock~

Rock- Time to eat the pie! (opens box) WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS THIS!

Jericho- Ooh! Cheesecake!

Rock- WHAT IS THIS ROODY-POO AND WHAT HAS IT DONE WITH THE PIE?

Jericho- The King of the World demands that you shut up!

Rock- The Rock is going to take that cheesecake, shine it up real nice, turn that son of a bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Jericho- You wouldn't dare!

~Divas~

Trish- I wonder were The Rock is. I want to skate with him.

"NO WAY YOU SKANKY ASS BITCH!"

Trish- What the-

(Juno tackles Trish)

Juno- He's mine bitch! Bubba! GET THE TABLES!

(Bubba Ray runs in and Bubba-Bombs Trish through the table)

Juno- Thanks Bubba! Now go and get busy with T-Boy, you horny little bastard you.

(Juno hugs Bubba and skates off to find The Rock)

~Jeff and RVD~

RVD- Dude! I hope your brother's not too pissed off.

Jeff- Who cares? (suddenly lifts head up) Skittle.senses.tingling!

Where are the Skittles? Will Juno ever find Rock? Will Matt ever get laid? Stay tuned to find out!