Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I wouldn't mind making Sean O'Haire my "slave" though. ;)

~Chris Jericho and The Rock~

Rock- Dare The Rock again, jabroni!

(Jericho has cream cheese all over his ass)

"ROCKY!!!!!"

(Juno jumps The Rock)

Rock- WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL?

Juno- I LOVE YOU ROCKY I LOVE YOU ROCKY I LOVE YOU ROCKY!

Jericho- It looks like the ass clown has a fan!

Juno- (evil look in her eyes) What? Did you just call The Great One an ass clown?

Jericho- Umm, no?

Juno- I think you did!

Jericho- So what if I did? What are you gonna do?

Juno- This!

(Juno takes out laptop computer)

Click, click, click.

(Stephanie McMahon appears)

Stephanie- Oh Jericho you shouldn't have!

Jericho- I didn't!

Stephanie- Sending me that love letter!

(Stephanie takes out love letter signed, "Love Y2J".)

Stephanie- Come on, you wonderful hunk of man you!

(Stephanie grabs Jericho and skates off)

Jericho- NOOOO!!!!!

Rock- Don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Juno- No. Do you?

Rock- Not really.

~Jeff and RVD~

RVD- Dude! Are the Skittles any closer?

"Ahah!"

(Percy jumps RVD)

RVD- Dude! Not cool!

(Referee appears out of nowhere)

Ref- 1! 2! 3!

Percy- WOOO!!! I AM NOW HARDCORE!

RVD- Dude! The belts retired! RVD was the last champ!

Jeff- No skittles? ( tears in his eyes)

Percy- Well, I am the Hardcore Champ now! It's 24/7! Anyone can be it!

(A crowd has gathered)

Random Guy in Crowd named Bob- So, I could be Hardcore champ?

Random Guy in Crowd named Fred- Me too!

Whole Crowd- LET'S GET HER!

Percy- AHHH!!!

(Percy runs away with crowd in pursuit)

RVD- Dude, should we help?

Jeff- I guess.

(RVD and Jeff go to help but see something shiny and are distracted)

~Undertaker and Kane~

Taker- I can't believe that bitch made us go.

Kane- 'grunt'

"OMG TAKER I LOVE YOU!!"

Taker- What the fuck!

(Willow jumps in front of Taker)

Willow- OMG YOUR TATTOOS ARE SO COOL!

Taker- What the hell are you? Oh no, your one of those crazy fan-girls!

Willow- Hey! So, CAN I HAVE A HUG!

Taker- No!

Willow- CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH?

Taker- No!

Willow- CAN I RIDE YOUR BIKE?

Taker- FUCK NO!!

(Willow jumps on Taker's bike and rides off)

Taker- WHAT THE HELL? COME BACK HERE!

~Matt~

(Matt is sitting all alone)

Matt- I'll never get laid!

(Stephanie, still dragging Jericho, comes up to Matt)

Stephanie- Oh Matt, poor you! Hey, why don't you have a three-way with us?

Matt- What? Hell no!

Will Matt ever get any? Will Jericho escape? Will Taker get his bike back, and why has The Rock not gotten pie from me yet? Read on to find out! Please Review!