Saikyokugenryu CH.8-STRIKE BACK!
While Dan and Ryo continued their fight against the evil Urien,outside another conflict was about to take place.
Both Sakura and her classmate Kei had finally arrived at the hotel just outside the city district of Tokyo. "This is where one of our pals said where that limo was headed."said Kei. "And look there it is!" The black Limisouine was parked in the side lot.
"Alrighty!"said Sakura who was dressed now in her school-girl fighting outfit. "Now to see where the bad guys are!"
After discovering that the front doors were locked because it said remodling for the month,the two girls walked around back to the pool area. Sure enough,they saw two biker dressed thugs both sitting and waiting under an umbrella table.
One Sakura recognized was Birdie,sucking on a Michelob Dry and ruffling through a Playboy magazine. The other thug she didn't recognize had a gut as fat as E.Honda and was sharpening his switchblade on a sharpener stone.
To their right resting on the base of the diving board was a green-skinned man-beast of some sort with wild orange hair. "Jimmy-Jimmy Blanka!"said Sakura."They've got'im trapped! So that's how they got Dan to come here!" "You.you know that thing in there?"said Kei. "He may be a monster,but he's still a friend of mine and Dan's."said Sakura. "He and I helped Dan when he ran into some Shadaloo drug-smugglers back around our neighborhood. He's pals with us anyway."
"That may very well be Saky,"said Kei."But how do we get him out of there,especially with those two big ugly goons over there?"
"I've got an idea,listen."said Sakura as she explained her plan to Kei.
While back inside,the fight raged on. Dan ducked and rolled behind Urien just as he did a spin back-fist. Dan then came up to his back and did a sharp axe kick.
Urien grunted and then swung around to summon another lightning attack. "NO YA DON'T!"said Dan. "SHINKUUU-GADOUKEN!"
Urien's face was hit head-on by a full-spray attack of Hadou-ki energy. The impact was so great he was knocked right up a ring pole.
"ALRIGHT!"said Dan triumphantly. "Now for the kill!" Dan jumped at his trapped opponent and unleashed his supreme punch and kick barrage attack. "ORAORAORAORAORA!" Dan shouted as he unleashed into Urien with a fury of punches,kicks and then some. Finally ending with a Dragon Punch! "OSHAA!"
Urien rocketed into the air and fell back down to the earth with a loud thud. "He did it!"said Ryo. "Nooo."groaned Urien as he slowly and painfully got up. "Not.over yet!" "Oh I think it is!"said Ryo. "And I got the thing to finish you off!" Ryo crossed his arms together and then released a massive blue fireball at Urien. "HAOSHOHKEN!" Urien was knocked across the room and crashed right into a cabinet dresser,all crumbled to the floor.
"Wha---wha---!"replied Dan who was speechless at Ryo's little fireball assault. "What?"said Ryo. "You never see a maxximum fireball attack?" Even Ryu Hoshi himself couldn't unleash a fireball that huge,Dan know knew that Ryo was one up on the fireball attack,and he had to find a way to come up with something better before it was too late.
While outside,Kei came up and around the back of the table and chairs that Birdie and Jack were sitting in. There,she saw the keys to Blanka's cage. "If I can just get them quietly enough."she thought. Carefully and silently,she extended her hand towards the keys. What seemed for an enternity,she grabbed and clenched the key ring and carefully began to lift them up.
And she would've gotten them too if there wasn't a slight rattle from what appeared to be a bottle opener on the end.
"EH..?"said Birdie as he turned to see someone taking the keys. "AAAH!"screamed Kei as she began to turn and run.
Birdie was unfortunately a lot faster than her and he grabbed her by the arms. "NO-LEMME GO!"she screamed. "Ya should'na done that pretty girl!"said Birdie grinning.
"Hey-what'cha got there Bird?"said Jack coming towards them. "It's one a 'dem jap schoolgirl types."said Birdie. "An'a real cutie too." "Yeah how old is she anyway?"said Jack scratching his chin.
"Not too young I hope."said Birdie. "Brit I may be,but Gary Glitter I ain't." "So much for that plan."thought Sakura who was looking from afar. "Now for the up and front!"
Jack began to lift up her dress,when suddenly he felt a sharp and hard kick right in the head! Jack keeled over and fell to the ground. "Eh-what?"said Birdie. A fast and furious punch came right at him in the cheek. Birdie grunted and let loose of Kei.
There,the heroic school girl warrior stood ready for action. "Kei!"she said. "Take the keys and rescue Blanka! I'll handle butt-ass ugly!" "Oh ya will eh?"said Birdie cracking his knuckles. "Mate,ya just got yerself into a world of hurt!"
Back inside the ball room.
"Okay Tarantulla!"said Dan. "We took your challenge and won!" "That's right!"said Ryo. "Now hand Dan back his money as promised."
Tarantualla,who was actually petting a black tarantulla on his hand sat calmly and then laughed. "I'm afraid that's out of the question gentlemen."he said. "You won fairly I admit. But..I can't let either of you go alive. You see for me it's bad business to leave witnesses. But don't worry..Danny,I'll take good care of your little dojo in a more appropraite business manner. I'll make it into a nice little..whorehouse-HAHAHA!"
"My life's work a brothel?"said Dan enraged. "You little skank I'll--!" The crime lord's men suddenly whipped out their guns at the two heroes. "You'll do nothing!"he said. "Except die!"
While back outside,Sakura and Birdie battled it out. Sakura fell to the floor after being knocked down by one of his rushing head-butt. Birdie came at her and was about to do it again.
Sakura then rolled out of the way,stuck out her foot and tripped him. "UUGHH-HEY!"he replied as he staggered and fell up against the deep end ladder.
Kie fumbled with the keys and began to unlock the cage. Birdie charged at Sakura again,but the girl dodged away and came at him with a shadow uppercut.
But just as she made the move,Birdie caught her by the wrist and then threw her over his shoulder. "UNNF!"she went.
"C'mon Blanka!"said Kei as she shook him."Wake up!" "Mmmmmm.wow.wow?"replied the beast.
"Yer finished now girly!"said the thug. "Feel my Birdie super-dash!" Sakura sprang back to her feet,and unleashed a super-attack of her own. "SHINKU-HAURUISSEN!"
Birdie was hit right in the midsection by a super-spin kick,and after the last spin kick,he was knocked right into the swimming pool. "SPLASSH!" Sakura wiped her brow. "Made a big splash did he? HEE-HEE!"
Jack sprang to his feet and saw what was going on. "Sooo."he said. "You little girlies think ya got the better of us thugs-for- hire eh? Well..nobody,an'I mean nobody gets the best of Jack Turner!"
The biker brandished his switchblade and was about to attack when suddenly.. "GROWWL!" "Huh-what?"said Jack. Standing before them was the green skinned,orange-haired man beast of Brazil-BLANKA himself!
"Alright-he's free!"said Sakura. "Naturally."said Kei.
"Uh---uh---uuuhhh!" stuttered Jack in fear. He felt like he just peed his pants at the sight of the ferocious creature.
Jack slowly began to backpedal away from the area. Blanka saw what he was about to do and sprang into a rolling attack. "NO-NO-GONNA DIE,GONNA DIE!"wailed Jack as he ran as fast as his stubby legs could carry him,the look of terror plain on his face.
"UNNF!"Jack was knocked right in the back and fell to the ground by Blanka's attack. "Yeah you go Jimmy!"said Sakura. Blanka sniffed the body of Jack Turner. He was alive but out cold. "Huh-fainted."said Blanka.
"He's not your real prey Jimmy."said Sakura. "I think I know where we can find the real culprits!" Back inside,both Dan and Ryo dove for cover behind some folded tables and chairs just as the Tarantulla's men opened fire!
"Man,I shoulda known he'd try a dirty lowdown stunt like that!"said Dan. "You know the old saying,"said Ryo. "there's no honor among theives,especially slime balls like him!"
"We've gotta try an'draw their fire!"said Dan."But how?" Ryo then saw a nearby main power light switch. "Leave that to me!" Ryo jumped up and slammed his palm down on the switches and the lights in the entire room went out.
"HEY!"shouted one of the thugs. "WHAT'S GOIN'ON?" "They must've cut the power to the lights!"said Tarantulla."Quick run back over to the doors and let some light in before they--!"
But it was too late for his men to get a chance as both the Saikyo and Kyokugen ran into the darkeness and began picking off each and every one of the suited thugs at a time all in a swift and brutal manner.
"HEY-WHA-UGHH!"went one thug as Dan did a scissor kick on him. Ryo decked one with a Tiger Flame punch sending him to the floor.
"I see'em!"shouted a thug as he aimed his gun. Ryo then ducked as the thug fired and accidentally got another thug in the process.
"ACK-SHINJU-YA BAKA!"replied the wounded thug. "OOP!"said Shinju. "YUGI DAT YOU?"
"No,but this is Dan comin'at ya!"said Dan as he decked him with a Kyoruken punch. Suddenly,the doors to the patio burst open and out jumped Blanka himself!
"YAAAHHH!"shouted one of the goons in terror. "THE MAN-BEAST WE CAPTURED! HE'S FREE!" "What?"said Tarantulla. "NO! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEDATED AND LOCKED AWAY!" "Not anymore shorty!"said Kei as she and Sakura arrived in the room.
"Hey,it's those two girls!"said Ryo. "Yeah,and for once I'm glad to see'em!" said Dan. "And Jimmy's always welcome!"
Blanka leapt into the fray as he used his roller-attack on the remaning thugs and shocked them all with a reverse lightning shock attack.
Now all of the Tarantulla's goons were as down and out as the hired fighters he used for Dan and Ryo. Ryo then went back to switch back on the lights and the dance floor was a mess with unconscious bodies and splintered wood everywhere.
"Hey-what happened here anyway?"said Sakura. "A big brawl-out?" "You.could say that."said Ryo.
Suddenly,the crime lord just scooped up the duffle-bag containg Dan's money and bolted out the door. "Hey-that creep's getting away!"said Kei. Blanka growled fiercly and was about to go after him. "No jim."said Dan holding him back. "This is my hunt!"
Dan then went off after the little theif. "Do ya think Dan'll get him?"said Kei. "Well,one thing I gotta give Dan for once,is that he's persistant about a lot of things."said Sakura. "I'm beginning to think it's more than that myself."said Ryo. "He's resilient."
Dan ran into the lobby where some of the cleaning ladies were doing some vaccuming on the carpet.
"Alright Tarantulla!"said Dan. "You can't hide from me! So you either come on out or I'll tear your crummy hotel apart till I find you!"
Suddenly,someone jumped down from a chandilier and came flying downward at Dan. "WHA-YAHH!"replied Dan as he looked up and dodged from what was coming at him.
Hitting the floor with a thud and jumping back to his feet was Dan's nemesis once again. This time the Tarantulla was armed-with a long 12 foot katana sword!
"This time-I'll put you out of my misery---for keeps!"said Tarantualla. The criminal came at Dan,swinging his sword at him with a swift and deadly speed. Dan kept on his toes as he dodged and parried with the little dwarf who looked like an evil version of Yoda as how he looked in attack of the clones.
"Man,and not a lightsaber or weapon when you need one!"thought Dan. "YOU DIE-YAAAAGHH!" shouted Tarantulla as he thrusted at Dan.
Dan managed to leap out of the way and then charged a Shinku-Gadouken just for his litt-le frriend! "SHINKU-GADOUKEN!"shouted Dan as he slammed his fireball assault right at Tarantualla's back!
"YOOOWW!"wailed the midget as he was sent flying across the living room and behind a couch. "NOW I GOTCHA!"said Dan as he ran towards the couch.
He quickly pulled it out and lifted it up,but to his avail,Tarantulla was gone. Suddenly,Dan felt exactly where his quarry was,and he felt it right around his leg!
"Hey what?"said Dan looking down. "Heh-heh-GRAAHH! Replied Tarantulla. "AAHH-HEY DON'T!"said Dan as he winced in pain. The little scumbag was literally sinking his teeth into Dan's leg. Dan jumped and danced around as he tried to shake the little leech off of him.
The two cleaning ladies who watched got a quite a kick out of the whole spectacle. "Hey-maybe they is a comedy act eh?"said the first woman a latino with typical bad english/or in this case japanese. "You said it!"said the other.
Dan pounded his fists down on the bald man's head,trying to get him off. "Man!"he thought. "Now how I know how Mike Meyers felt with that mini-me guy!"
Finally,Dan saw a way. "HEY JIMMY-COME HERE!" he shouted.
The two women screamed and ran as they say Blanka enter the room. "Hey-is that Lou Ferringo dressed up as the hulk again?"said a nearby janitor who saw what was happening.
"Need help now old buddy?"said Blanka. "You bet I do!"said Dan pointing down to his aillment. "Give Danny Devito here a quick jolt here if ya please."
Blanka placed his left hand on the midget's head and zapped him with a jolt of lightning. "ZAPP!" "YEEEEOWWWW-AIIEEEEEEEE!" screamed Tarantualla as he was thrown off of Dan's legs and scrambled around the room like a chicken with it's head cut off.
Finally,Dan came at Tarantulla and clocked him with a swift and hard punch. "KA-POW!"
The diminutive crime lord was down for the count. Blanka then also smelled something atop the chandelier and went up to get it. Sure enough,it was Dan's money in his duffle bag.
Mintues later,everyone that Dan and Ryo fought was all tussled up and placed in the front lobby for the cops to deal with and Sakura even placed a phone call to them as well.
"With you three and both Birdie and Jack out there as eyewitnesses,I'm sure they'll be enough to stick on the Tarantulla and his entire goon-squad there."said Ryo.
"Well,even if it was short,it was a lot of fun."said Sakura. "I'll say."said Kei. "Dan."said Blanka. "What exactly happened here anyway? And why are you and this man travelling together?"
"I..i'm afraid I can't explain it all right now Jimmy."said Dan. "All I know is that Ryo here and myself have gotta take care of something. But I want you to take this back to your place for safe keeping till I get back,okay?"
Blanka took the money and nodded. "Okay,"he said. "but if you need any help,give a whistle." "You bet."said Dan. "Oh and girls,please don't tell anyone else that we were here okay?" "Well..okay Dan."said Sakura. "But I wish you'd tell us what's up really,it might lead to more street fighting."
"If we weren't being leashed in a way I'm sure it would."said Dan. "But we gotta bail." "That's right."said Ryo. "C'mon Dan,let's book for the next airport." "Airport?"sasid Sakura. "Man,you guys are going places."
"Be careful Danny."said Blanka. "You too,see ya again soon Jimmy."said Dan. "Nice to meet you girls."said Ryo. "Maybe you'd like to be a student of our Kyokugen class eh Saky?"
"No thanks Ryu-wannabe."said Sakura. "If it's anything like Dan' s and anything less than the great Ryu himself than I must respectfully decline."
"You call that respectful ya little brat-case?"said Ryo. "And I am not a wanna-be I happen to be a great and respected warrior in many circles."
"Yeah whatever as they say."said Sakura. "I'll give ya a whatever ya little punk,you like a girly version of that jerk Kyo that's what--!"said Ryo angrilly.
"Now now, Ryo."said Dan holding him back."We ain't got time for shout-off matches right now-onward to the next journey."
Ryo grumbled. "Stinkin' school-brat! Whoever this Ryu is I hope he flinks right in front of her!" "Behave yourself there Saky."said Dan. "There are other fighters as great as your Hoshi guy ya know."
"Ha,not greater if ya ask me!"said Sakura. "Okay Sakura,knock it off."said Kei. "Good luck Dan." "Yeah,kick some booty and maybe then you can teach me something."said Sakura. "You betcha!"said Dan and the two exited the hotel and ran back to their car.
Minutes later,the two were on an airplane headed for North America,and the place.METRO CITY!
Next in Ch.9:It's a face-off gang-war of power between two warriors of power! THE POWERFUL GILL VS THE MIGHTY WOLFGANG KRAUSER AND BOTH DAN AND RYO ARE CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE IN THE STREETS OF METRO CITY! Be here for the next humorous and bone-crushing installment!
While Dan and Ryo continued their fight against the evil Urien,outside another conflict was about to take place.
Both Sakura and her classmate Kei had finally arrived at the hotel just outside the city district of Tokyo. "This is where one of our pals said where that limo was headed."said Kei. "And look there it is!" The black Limisouine was parked in the side lot.
"Alrighty!"said Sakura who was dressed now in her school-girl fighting outfit. "Now to see where the bad guys are!"
After discovering that the front doors were locked because it said remodling for the month,the two girls walked around back to the pool area. Sure enough,they saw two biker dressed thugs both sitting and waiting under an umbrella table.
One Sakura recognized was Birdie,sucking on a Michelob Dry and ruffling through a Playboy magazine. The other thug she didn't recognize had a gut as fat as E.Honda and was sharpening his switchblade on a sharpener stone.
To their right resting on the base of the diving board was a green-skinned man-beast of some sort with wild orange hair. "Jimmy-Jimmy Blanka!"said Sakura."They've got'im trapped! So that's how they got Dan to come here!" "You.you know that thing in there?"said Kei. "He may be a monster,but he's still a friend of mine and Dan's."said Sakura. "He and I helped Dan when he ran into some Shadaloo drug-smugglers back around our neighborhood. He's pals with us anyway."
"That may very well be Saky,"said Kei."But how do we get him out of there,especially with those two big ugly goons over there?"
"I've got an idea,listen."said Sakura as she explained her plan to Kei.
While back inside,the fight raged on. Dan ducked and rolled behind Urien just as he did a spin back-fist. Dan then came up to his back and did a sharp axe kick.
Urien grunted and then swung around to summon another lightning attack. "NO YA DON'T!"said Dan. "SHINKUUU-GADOUKEN!"
Urien's face was hit head-on by a full-spray attack of Hadou-ki energy. The impact was so great he was knocked right up a ring pole.
"ALRIGHT!"said Dan triumphantly. "Now for the kill!" Dan jumped at his trapped opponent and unleashed his supreme punch and kick barrage attack. "ORAORAORAORAORA!" Dan shouted as he unleashed into Urien with a fury of punches,kicks and then some. Finally ending with a Dragon Punch! "OSHAA!"
Urien rocketed into the air and fell back down to the earth with a loud thud. "He did it!"said Ryo. "Nooo."groaned Urien as he slowly and painfully got up. "Not.over yet!" "Oh I think it is!"said Ryo. "And I got the thing to finish you off!" Ryo crossed his arms together and then released a massive blue fireball at Urien. "HAOSHOHKEN!" Urien was knocked across the room and crashed right into a cabinet dresser,all crumbled to the floor.
"Wha---wha---!"replied Dan who was speechless at Ryo's little fireball assault. "What?"said Ryo. "You never see a maxximum fireball attack?" Even Ryu Hoshi himself couldn't unleash a fireball that huge,Dan know knew that Ryo was one up on the fireball attack,and he had to find a way to come up with something better before it was too late.
While outside,Kei came up and around the back of the table and chairs that Birdie and Jack were sitting in. There,she saw the keys to Blanka's cage. "If I can just get them quietly enough."she thought. Carefully and silently,she extended her hand towards the keys. What seemed for an enternity,she grabbed and clenched the key ring and carefully began to lift them up.
And she would've gotten them too if there wasn't a slight rattle from what appeared to be a bottle opener on the end.
"EH..?"said Birdie as he turned to see someone taking the keys. "AAAH!"screamed Kei as she began to turn and run.
Birdie was unfortunately a lot faster than her and he grabbed her by the arms. "NO-LEMME GO!"she screamed. "Ya should'na done that pretty girl!"said Birdie grinning.
"Hey-what'cha got there Bird?"said Jack coming towards them. "It's one a 'dem jap schoolgirl types."said Birdie. "An'a real cutie too." "Yeah how old is she anyway?"said Jack scratching his chin.
"Not too young I hope."said Birdie. "Brit I may be,but Gary Glitter I ain't." "So much for that plan."thought Sakura who was looking from afar. "Now for the up and front!"
Jack began to lift up her dress,when suddenly he felt a sharp and hard kick right in the head! Jack keeled over and fell to the ground. "Eh-what?"said Birdie. A fast and furious punch came right at him in the cheek. Birdie grunted and let loose of Kei.
There,the heroic school girl warrior stood ready for action. "Kei!"she said. "Take the keys and rescue Blanka! I'll handle butt-ass ugly!" "Oh ya will eh?"said Birdie cracking his knuckles. "Mate,ya just got yerself into a world of hurt!"
Back inside the ball room.
"Okay Tarantulla!"said Dan. "We took your challenge and won!" "That's right!"said Ryo. "Now hand Dan back his money as promised."
Tarantualla,who was actually petting a black tarantulla on his hand sat calmly and then laughed. "I'm afraid that's out of the question gentlemen."he said. "You won fairly I admit. But..I can't let either of you go alive. You see for me it's bad business to leave witnesses. But don't worry..Danny,I'll take good care of your little dojo in a more appropraite business manner. I'll make it into a nice little..whorehouse-HAHAHA!"
"My life's work a brothel?"said Dan enraged. "You little skank I'll--!" The crime lord's men suddenly whipped out their guns at the two heroes. "You'll do nothing!"he said. "Except die!"
While back outside,Sakura and Birdie battled it out. Sakura fell to the floor after being knocked down by one of his rushing head-butt. Birdie came at her and was about to do it again.
Sakura then rolled out of the way,stuck out her foot and tripped him. "UUGHH-HEY!"he replied as he staggered and fell up against the deep end ladder.
Kie fumbled with the keys and began to unlock the cage. Birdie charged at Sakura again,but the girl dodged away and came at him with a shadow uppercut.
But just as she made the move,Birdie caught her by the wrist and then threw her over his shoulder. "UNNF!"she went.
"C'mon Blanka!"said Kei as she shook him."Wake up!" "Mmmmmm.wow.wow?"replied the beast.
"Yer finished now girly!"said the thug. "Feel my Birdie super-dash!" Sakura sprang back to her feet,and unleashed a super-attack of her own. "SHINKU-HAURUISSEN!"
Birdie was hit right in the midsection by a super-spin kick,and after the last spin kick,he was knocked right into the swimming pool. "SPLASSH!" Sakura wiped her brow. "Made a big splash did he? HEE-HEE!"
Jack sprang to his feet and saw what was going on. "Sooo."he said. "You little girlies think ya got the better of us thugs-for- hire eh? Well..nobody,an'I mean nobody gets the best of Jack Turner!"
The biker brandished his switchblade and was about to attack when suddenly.. "GROWWL!" "Huh-what?"said Jack. Standing before them was the green skinned,orange-haired man beast of Brazil-BLANKA himself!
"Alright-he's free!"said Sakura. "Naturally."said Kei.
"Uh---uh---uuuhhh!" stuttered Jack in fear. He felt like he just peed his pants at the sight of the ferocious creature.
Jack slowly began to backpedal away from the area. Blanka saw what he was about to do and sprang into a rolling attack. "NO-NO-GONNA DIE,GONNA DIE!"wailed Jack as he ran as fast as his stubby legs could carry him,the look of terror plain on his face.
"UNNF!"Jack was knocked right in the back and fell to the ground by Blanka's attack. "Yeah you go Jimmy!"said Sakura. Blanka sniffed the body of Jack Turner. He was alive but out cold. "Huh-fainted."said Blanka.
"He's not your real prey Jimmy."said Sakura. "I think I know where we can find the real culprits!" Back inside,both Dan and Ryo dove for cover behind some folded tables and chairs just as the Tarantulla's men opened fire!
"Man,I shoulda known he'd try a dirty lowdown stunt like that!"said Dan. "You know the old saying,"said Ryo. "there's no honor among theives,especially slime balls like him!"
"We've gotta try an'draw their fire!"said Dan."But how?" Ryo then saw a nearby main power light switch. "Leave that to me!" Ryo jumped up and slammed his palm down on the switches and the lights in the entire room went out.
"HEY!"shouted one of the thugs. "WHAT'S GOIN'ON?" "They must've cut the power to the lights!"said Tarantulla."Quick run back over to the doors and let some light in before they--!"
But it was too late for his men to get a chance as both the Saikyo and Kyokugen ran into the darkeness and began picking off each and every one of the suited thugs at a time all in a swift and brutal manner.
"HEY-WHA-UGHH!"went one thug as Dan did a scissor kick on him. Ryo decked one with a Tiger Flame punch sending him to the floor.
"I see'em!"shouted a thug as he aimed his gun. Ryo then ducked as the thug fired and accidentally got another thug in the process.
"ACK-SHINJU-YA BAKA!"replied the wounded thug. "OOP!"said Shinju. "YUGI DAT YOU?"
"No,but this is Dan comin'at ya!"said Dan as he decked him with a Kyoruken punch. Suddenly,the doors to the patio burst open and out jumped Blanka himself!
"YAAAHHH!"shouted one of the goons in terror. "THE MAN-BEAST WE CAPTURED! HE'S FREE!" "What?"said Tarantulla. "NO! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEDATED AND LOCKED AWAY!" "Not anymore shorty!"said Kei as she and Sakura arrived in the room.
"Hey,it's those two girls!"said Ryo. "Yeah,and for once I'm glad to see'em!" said Dan. "And Jimmy's always welcome!"
Blanka leapt into the fray as he used his roller-attack on the remaning thugs and shocked them all with a reverse lightning shock attack.
Now all of the Tarantulla's goons were as down and out as the hired fighters he used for Dan and Ryo. Ryo then went back to switch back on the lights and the dance floor was a mess with unconscious bodies and splintered wood everywhere.
"Hey-what happened here anyway?"said Sakura. "A big brawl-out?" "You.could say that."said Ryo.
Suddenly,the crime lord just scooped up the duffle-bag containg Dan's money and bolted out the door. "Hey-that creep's getting away!"said Kei. Blanka growled fiercly and was about to go after him. "No jim."said Dan holding him back. "This is my hunt!"
Dan then went off after the little theif. "Do ya think Dan'll get him?"said Kei. "Well,one thing I gotta give Dan for once,is that he's persistant about a lot of things."said Sakura. "I'm beginning to think it's more than that myself."said Ryo. "He's resilient."
Dan ran into the lobby where some of the cleaning ladies were doing some vaccuming on the carpet.
"Alright Tarantulla!"said Dan. "You can't hide from me! So you either come on out or I'll tear your crummy hotel apart till I find you!"
Suddenly,someone jumped down from a chandilier and came flying downward at Dan. "WHA-YAHH!"replied Dan as he looked up and dodged from what was coming at him.
Hitting the floor with a thud and jumping back to his feet was Dan's nemesis once again. This time the Tarantulla was armed-with a long 12 foot katana sword!
"This time-I'll put you out of my misery---for keeps!"said Tarantualla. The criminal came at Dan,swinging his sword at him with a swift and deadly speed. Dan kept on his toes as he dodged and parried with the little dwarf who looked like an evil version of Yoda as how he looked in attack of the clones.
"Man,and not a lightsaber or weapon when you need one!"thought Dan. "YOU DIE-YAAAAGHH!" shouted Tarantulla as he thrusted at Dan.
Dan managed to leap out of the way and then charged a Shinku-Gadouken just for his litt-le frriend! "SHINKU-GADOUKEN!"shouted Dan as he slammed his fireball assault right at Tarantualla's back!
"YOOOWW!"wailed the midget as he was sent flying across the living room and behind a couch. "NOW I GOTCHA!"said Dan as he ran towards the couch.
He quickly pulled it out and lifted it up,but to his avail,Tarantulla was gone. Suddenly,Dan felt exactly where his quarry was,and he felt it right around his leg!
"Hey what?"said Dan looking down. "Heh-heh-GRAAHH! Replied Tarantulla. "AAHH-HEY DON'T!"said Dan as he winced in pain. The little scumbag was literally sinking his teeth into Dan's leg. Dan jumped and danced around as he tried to shake the little leech off of him.
The two cleaning ladies who watched got a quite a kick out of the whole spectacle. "Hey-maybe they is a comedy act eh?"said the first woman a latino with typical bad english/or in this case japanese. "You said it!"said the other.
Dan pounded his fists down on the bald man's head,trying to get him off. "Man!"he thought. "Now how I know how Mike Meyers felt with that mini-me guy!"
Finally,Dan saw a way. "HEY JIMMY-COME HERE!" he shouted.
The two women screamed and ran as they say Blanka enter the room. "Hey-is that Lou Ferringo dressed up as the hulk again?"said a nearby janitor who saw what was happening.
"Need help now old buddy?"said Blanka. "You bet I do!"said Dan pointing down to his aillment. "Give Danny Devito here a quick jolt here if ya please."
Blanka placed his left hand on the midget's head and zapped him with a jolt of lightning. "ZAPP!" "YEEEEOWWWW-AIIEEEEEEEE!" screamed Tarantualla as he was thrown off of Dan's legs and scrambled around the room like a chicken with it's head cut off.
Finally,Dan came at Tarantulla and clocked him with a swift and hard punch. "KA-POW!"
The diminutive crime lord was down for the count. Blanka then also smelled something atop the chandelier and went up to get it. Sure enough,it was Dan's money in his duffle bag.
Mintues later,everyone that Dan and Ryo fought was all tussled up and placed in the front lobby for the cops to deal with and Sakura even placed a phone call to them as well.
"With you three and both Birdie and Jack out there as eyewitnesses,I'm sure they'll be enough to stick on the Tarantulla and his entire goon-squad there."said Ryo.
"Well,even if it was short,it was a lot of fun."said Sakura. "I'll say."said Kei. "Dan."said Blanka. "What exactly happened here anyway? And why are you and this man travelling together?"
"I..i'm afraid I can't explain it all right now Jimmy."said Dan. "All I know is that Ryo here and myself have gotta take care of something. But I want you to take this back to your place for safe keeping till I get back,okay?"
Blanka took the money and nodded. "Okay,"he said. "but if you need any help,give a whistle." "You bet."said Dan. "Oh and girls,please don't tell anyone else that we were here okay?" "Well..okay Dan."said Sakura. "But I wish you'd tell us what's up really,it might lead to more street fighting."
"If we weren't being leashed in a way I'm sure it would."said Dan. "But we gotta bail." "That's right."said Ryo. "C'mon Dan,let's book for the next airport." "Airport?"sasid Sakura. "Man,you guys are going places."
"Be careful Danny."said Blanka. "You too,see ya again soon Jimmy."said Dan. "Nice to meet you girls."said Ryo. "Maybe you'd like to be a student of our Kyokugen class eh Saky?"
"No thanks Ryu-wannabe."said Sakura. "If it's anything like Dan' s and anything less than the great Ryu himself than I must respectfully decline."
"You call that respectful ya little brat-case?"said Ryo. "And I am not a wanna-be I happen to be a great and respected warrior in many circles."
"Yeah whatever as they say."said Sakura. "I'll give ya a whatever ya little punk,you like a girly version of that jerk Kyo that's what--!"said Ryo angrilly.
"Now now, Ryo."said Dan holding him back."We ain't got time for shout-off matches right now-onward to the next journey."
Ryo grumbled. "Stinkin' school-brat! Whoever this Ryu is I hope he flinks right in front of her!" "Behave yourself there Saky."said Dan. "There are other fighters as great as your Hoshi guy ya know."
"Ha,not greater if ya ask me!"said Sakura. "Okay Sakura,knock it off."said Kei. "Good luck Dan." "Yeah,kick some booty and maybe then you can teach me something."said Sakura. "You betcha!"said Dan and the two exited the hotel and ran back to their car.
Minutes later,the two were on an airplane headed for North America,and the place.METRO CITY!
Next in Ch.9:It's a face-off gang-war of power between two warriors of power! THE POWERFUL GILL VS THE MIGHTY WOLFGANG KRAUSER AND BOTH DAN AND RYO ARE CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE IN THE STREETS OF METRO CITY! Be here for the next humorous and bone-crushing installment!
