Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for Grappa and "Ytra"

A/N: For all you Holly fans, she's not dead. And for all you Artemis

fans, He's in this chapter.

Chapter 3: IT WASN'T ME!!!!!

FOWL MANOR 5 HOURS BEFORE WE LEFT OFF

Artemis woke up to his alarm clock playing Avril Lavigne. He thought

to himself, I have got to stop leaving my alarm clock around, or else

Juliet will keep on programming it to play awful music.

Then he got a brainwave. He quickly grabbed some equipment and

plugged it all in to the alarm clock. Then he snuck over to Juliet's

printer Grabbed the color ink cartridge emptied it. He smiled to himself

as he went downstairs. Today he decided, he would test his latest

invention, the duplicator. It was a machine that could project an image

of something, but it would show up as a human being on any

scanners, human or fairy. Yesterday he tested it for human beings,

and today he was trying fairies.

"Good morning," he said to everyone in the kitchen, which was his

mom, dad, Juliet, and Butler.

Everyone grunted back, obviously no one had made coffee yet. Coffee

was Juliet's new obsession. She drank five mugs every morning, which

resulted in her being hyper till noon. That was when she had her daily

ten bars of candy. In other words Juliet is hyper every day from seven

AM- twelve PM. Artemis had his breakfast, then he went into the

basement and opened the secret door to his laboratory. His parents

didn't know about the lab because he told them that he spent his time

down there working out with the exercise equipment that is in what

was Holly's cell in her previous visit. Artemis looked around the room

and exclaimed, "What the heck happened here?"

Butler was there in an instant "What's wrong?"

"The duplicator, it's gone!"

"Who would have taken it?"

"The People, it has to be them!"

"Why would they take it?"

"I don't know."

"How could we find out if it was them?"

"We pay them a visit in the ATOMIZER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

POLICE PLAZA INTERROGATION ROOM

"No you're not," Exclaimed Mulch 1 "I am."

Suddenly Mulch 2 pressed a button on the table and a plasma screen

came up, he said aloud "Send the clips."

On the viewscreen, the shadowy distorted figure of an elf appeared, it

said "I am Ytra supreme ruler of the universe, you shall all die!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Then the viewscreen showed Holly unconscious in a concrete cubicle.

The screen went blank.
A/N: What do you think? More Holly? More Artemis? More Root? More Juliet? More Butler? What? Thanks to all who reviewed!!