Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for Grappa and "Ytra", and I will use Grappa this chapter.

A/N: Thanks to all who reviewed, I'm at 5 already!! Special thanks to "Jenni," who reviewed twice. Artemis people, you will find out what he did to his alarm clock soon. Holly people, she's in this chapter. Kelp people, sorry. Grappa and Ytra people, . wait, you haven't met them yet.

OK enough blabbing, here's CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FOUR: GRAPPA HAS COME TO HAUNT YOU!

FOWL MANOR

Artemis was trying to think of a reason to justify leaving for a while,

when he heard a high-pitched scream. He chuckled to himself, Juliet it

seemed, had tried to reset his alarm, as a result, she had gotten a

shirt-full of ink. Artemis chuckled. He hit the house intercom button

and said, "Mom, Dad, Butler and I are going skiing for a couple days,

we'll be back in 3-4 days."

SOME PLACE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE

Holly woke up looking at some type of creature, she blinked.

"Aha, it's alive!!."

"What are you?" Holly asked, thoroughly confused.

"I am the one, the only, GRAPPA!!!!!"

"Where am I?" she inquired.

"You are with GRAPPA!!!!!"

"What happened to me?" she asked Grappa, not expecting an answer.

"You land on GRAPPA'S head."

"Do you know anything?" She tried, almost fearing the answer.

"I know that I am GRAPPA, you are with GRAPPA, and you fell on

GRAPPA'S head."

"Forget it."

"GRAPPA can't remember a thing!!!!"

"Good."

"GRAPPA is not good, GRAPPA excellent!"

"Shut up!"

"GRAPPA up your shut!"

"AH!!"

"Uh-oh did GRAPPA kill it?"

"GERKLMERKL *Grumbles endlessly* GRRRRRH."

"GRAPPA a GERKLMERKL'N GRRRRRH!"
SMACK!

"You hit GRAPPA, you hit GRAPPA!" (Passes out)

A/N: Sorry this chapter was so short. Tell me what you think!