I'm back!!! Will reply to reviewers this time, I love you all!
Lady of the Lilacs: Yes, I did read that parody, it's very good. People have no taste these days. And no offense taken....it's just a compliment to my other things, rather than an insult to this.
Zephdae: Of COURSE you're completely sane. No one would ever have cause think otherwise. And yes, I know. He's going to be in Troy! Ooh I'm so excited!
Luckedancer: Will I write more? DUH.
The Inkblot Faery: I think I did send you my name.didn't I? Who knows.
Iris: Lee obsessed with tv.I like it. Coming up next.
Kyro (and Vivien): Why thank you? Yes, Lyra does sound like a ditz.I love it.
Redbird: Hmm. Funny that you should say I'm bad at this, as most of my reviews have been good ones. And also....I'm not sure if you understand the meaning of parody. The point of a parody is that it pokes fun at everything and everyone. It's not SUPPOSED to be realistic. And sorry, but I'm going to keep going. Hate to break your heart and all that, but.
Sabriel: I dunno why they all crack you up. Don't worry, I'm gonna keep writing.screw Redbird.
Here it is..Lee Scoresby and Lyra talking on the way to Bolvanger.
Lyra being a ditzy child and a curious child, she decided to go pester the aeronaut with the funny accent. "Hey, like, what's your like, name?"
Lee is thinking "Oh no! Not her! Please! No! O God what am I going to do? No, wait! I'm against the Church! Aaaah! Not Lyra! Noooooo!!!!!!" but says, "My name is Lee Scoresby."
Lyra feels sorry for this man.what an odd name. And, of course, says so. "That's kind of a funny name, isn't it."
Lee chooses to ignore this, he's got bigger things to make a fuss over. Mainly; What was he going to do about TV? The main reason he became an aeronaut was so he could get cable during work. But here in the arctic.no cable! How was he going to watch MTV and the Disney channel??? "Say, little girl, do you happen to have a TV with a cable connection with you?"
Lyra doesn't care about this, she wants to know how he stays so thin. "Umm.I don't know what a TV is. How do you stay so lean and thin and sexy- umm.I mean...yeah. How?"
Lee is impressed. She thinks he's sexy! "I, uh.it's a secret. Yeah. And I CANNOT BELIEVE you don't know what TV is!!! It's the greatest invention that never hit this world! Take MTV for example. Great music, hot chicks.what could be better? And the Disney channel. It's SO SWEET! It always ends happily and I LOVE it!!!"
Lyra is aghast. A GROWN MAN loves MTV?? Wow! "OH my God I LOVE MTV! Who do you like best? I like Eminem myself."
Lee is confused.didn't she say she didn't know what TV was? Oh well. They were on his favorite subject now. "Eminem? No. I LOVE Britney Spears. She is SO HOT!"
Lyra all of a sudden realizes that she hasn't watched real TV since Jordan College. All Mrs. Coulter watched was soap operas, and all the Gyptians had was TGC, The Gyptian Channel, which featured programs like: "Thwart Landsmen: How to smuggle goods and people", "Prophecy Time: Know What's in Your Future", "Changing and Settling: How to Choose the Dæmon shape that's right for you", and more. "Mr. Scoresby, do you have a TV with you?"
Lee suddenly remembers that he does..with a mini satellite too! "Yes, I do! And I think we're just in time for 'Witch World: Featuring the Hottest Pop- stars in the world; the witches!'"
"YES!" Lyra is ecstatic. She miraculously pops popcorn and they settle down to watch, as they move closer and closer to Bolvanger.
Hope that wasn't too bad.not very long, but oh well. School's almost over so I had some time. Love to all!
Incurelf and the muses.
Lady of the Lilacs: Yes, I did read that parody, it's very good. People have no taste these days. And no offense taken....it's just a compliment to my other things, rather than an insult to this.
Zephdae: Of COURSE you're completely sane. No one would ever have cause think otherwise. And yes, I know. He's going to be in Troy! Ooh I'm so excited!
Luckedancer: Will I write more? DUH.
The Inkblot Faery: I think I did send you my name.didn't I? Who knows.
Iris: Lee obsessed with tv.I like it. Coming up next.
Kyro (and Vivien): Why thank you? Yes, Lyra does sound like a ditz.I love it.
Redbird: Hmm. Funny that you should say I'm bad at this, as most of my reviews have been good ones. And also....I'm not sure if you understand the meaning of parody. The point of a parody is that it pokes fun at everything and everyone. It's not SUPPOSED to be realistic. And sorry, but I'm going to keep going. Hate to break your heart and all that, but.
Sabriel: I dunno why they all crack you up. Don't worry, I'm gonna keep writing.screw Redbird.
Here it is..Lee Scoresby and Lyra talking on the way to Bolvanger.
Lyra being a ditzy child and a curious child, she decided to go pester the aeronaut with the funny accent. "Hey, like, what's your like, name?"
Lee is thinking "Oh no! Not her! Please! No! O God what am I going to do? No, wait! I'm against the Church! Aaaah! Not Lyra! Noooooo!!!!!!" but says, "My name is Lee Scoresby."
Lyra feels sorry for this man.what an odd name. And, of course, says so. "That's kind of a funny name, isn't it."
Lee chooses to ignore this, he's got bigger things to make a fuss over. Mainly; What was he going to do about TV? The main reason he became an aeronaut was so he could get cable during work. But here in the arctic.no cable! How was he going to watch MTV and the Disney channel??? "Say, little girl, do you happen to have a TV with a cable connection with you?"
Lyra doesn't care about this, she wants to know how he stays so thin. "Umm.I don't know what a TV is. How do you stay so lean and thin and sexy- umm.I mean...yeah. How?"
Lee is impressed. She thinks he's sexy! "I, uh.it's a secret. Yeah. And I CANNOT BELIEVE you don't know what TV is!!! It's the greatest invention that never hit this world! Take MTV for example. Great music, hot chicks.what could be better? And the Disney channel. It's SO SWEET! It always ends happily and I LOVE it!!!"
Lyra is aghast. A GROWN MAN loves MTV?? Wow! "OH my God I LOVE MTV! Who do you like best? I like Eminem myself."
Lee is confused.didn't she say she didn't know what TV was? Oh well. They were on his favorite subject now. "Eminem? No. I LOVE Britney Spears. She is SO HOT!"
Lyra all of a sudden realizes that she hasn't watched real TV since Jordan College. All Mrs. Coulter watched was soap operas, and all the Gyptians had was TGC, The Gyptian Channel, which featured programs like: "Thwart Landsmen: How to smuggle goods and people", "Prophecy Time: Know What's in Your Future", "Changing and Settling: How to Choose the Dæmon shape that's right for you", and more. "Mr. Scoresby, do you have a TV with you?"
Lee suddenly remembers that he does..with a mini satellite too! "Yes, I do! And I think we're just in time for 'Witch World: Featuring the Hottest Pop- stars in the world; the witches!'"
"YES!" Lyra is ecstatic. She miraculously pops popcorn and they settle down to watch, as they move closer and closer to Bolvanger.
Hope that wasn't too bad.not very long, but oh well. School's almost over so I had some time. Love to all!
Incurelf and the muses.
