Disclaimer: I don't own anything… just the cute little people that aren't Harry Potter characters.

Chapter 1: The Arrivals

A/N and Summary: Okay here's the deal… this is a very odd fanfic starring me (Jen1) and my online friends Andy, Jen2 (all the way from Great Britain), Lyssa, and Liz having a good old fashioned slumber party. So where does Harry Potter come in to this… read to find out!

Jen1: Are all of the snacks and drinks set up?

Jen2: Yup! And everything is clean and tidy, right?

Lyssa: Just finishing up now! *Finishes waxing the coffee table*

*Knock issues from the front door*

Andy: Is it them?

Jen1: No, it's too early for them to be here… its just Liz.

Liz: Hey, everyone! Okay, I brought the *looks around* "stuff".

Everyone: Yes!

Andy: Um… am I the only guy here tonight… 'cuz um… I feel a little uncomfortable. *While deep inside: SWEET! A guy in a room full of girls in their pjs! *

All of the Girls: Oh don't be such a baby!

Lyssa: Are you sure this is going to work?

Jen1: Of course it is going to work. Well… I hope it will. We still have a half-hour before we find out.

Jen2: Hey, how did you get your parents away for the entire night anyway?

Jen1: Oh that was easy! I just told them it was that time of the month and they packed up and left. *Grabs a chip*

Liz: Wasn't it a long trip to go across the ocean just for a slumber party, Jen?

Jen2: Well, yeah, but my mum wanted me to get out of the house anyway. Something about no more lying around writing fan fiction and eating chocolate.

Lyssa: Let's go change into our pajamas.

Liz: Good idea. Up to Jen's room!

Andy: Hey, can I…

Girls: NO!!!

Jen2: Use the upstairs bathroom!

*Andy sulks away to the bathroom while the girls gather upstairs in Jen's room*

Lyssa: I can't believe I am going to meet… HIM!!!! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen1: Hey Liz, you get to meet the man of your dreams.

Liz: I know! What am I going to say? What if I say something wrong and make myself look like an idiot?

Jen1: You mean besides the normal?

Liz: Hey!!!

*Meanwhile in the bathroom*

Andy: *mumbling* Stupid girls. They don't know what they're missing. At least SHE'S coming tonight. That is, if Jen's plan works.

*Back to Jen's room because no one really cares what Andy is thinking*

Jen2: *looks out window* Hey! That car's slowing down! It's a limo! They're here!

*Other girls rush over and begin to jump up and down*

Jen1: Yes! I knew it would work! Let's go!

*All of the girls stumble out of the room, Liz at the back, still putting on her pj bottoms. Andy hears the commotion and hops out of the bathroom. He clumsily bumps into Liz, who is still struggling with those pants, the poor dear, and knocks her into the gaggle of girls in front, pushing them all down the stairs in a rather painful fashion*

Girls: Andy!

Andy: What? It's Liz's fault! She was the one with her pjs at her ankles!

Jen2: Just because she didn't have her night nickers all set doesn't mean it was her fault!

Liz: I love you. *Showing her obsession with British words and accents*

Jen2: What!?

Jen1: Just ignore her. Now everyone shut up! They're he- *Another knock issues from the door* *silence waves over the room and the teens start to untangle their bruised bodies from the disoriented pile* *Knocking yet again*

Jen1: Okay, everyone, get the "stuff" ready. And turn off those lights. *To the door* Coming! *Reaches for the door and slowly turns the knob to reveal the silhouettes of unknown strangers*

A voice not identified until the author (A/N: Hi!) decides to later reveal the person: This doesn't look like the Oscars.

Second unidentified person: Maybe we took the wrong road?

Third person: I can't see anything. It's all dark inside. Is anyone there?

Fourth person: I'm hungry. Hey, someone's grabbing me!

*The four not yet identified visitors are dragged inside and gagged as well as duct taped to chairs. To make this a little shorter, the author (Hi!) decides to flip on the lights to reveal that the people were indeed none other than the wonderful, magnificent, stupendous, amazing, (Am I stretching this to far?) and talented Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, and Alan Rickman*

Jen1: Okay, you guys can take the handkerchiefs out of their mouths now.

*Liz wanders over to Alan Rickman and slowly removes the gag, batting her eyes seductively. Lyssa does the same (yes even the eye batting) for Daniel and Jen2 goes over to Rupert. Andy nervously tries to undo the knot on the handkerchief on Emma's mouth only to get his finger stuck in the knot causing Jen1 to come and get the job done herself since Andy is such a ditz*

Alan: What is the meaning of this! *Liz faints at the sound of his voice while everyone else rolls his or her eyes*

Jen1: Well, we just love you guys and we wanted to meet you in person so we just thought we'd find some way of getting you here. So we, um, wrote letters saying that you were nominated for some Oscars.

*Suddenly Lyssa dives onto Daniel's lap*

Lyssa: I love you! Oh I love you, Harry! Oh Harry! Do a spell! Do a spell! *More rolling of eyes*

Daniel: I'm not Harry! That's a fictional character that I play in movies! You're daft!

Lyssa: Don't say those things, Harry! I know they say that it's just a children's novel… but I also know that J.K. Rowling based the characters on real people. I just know it. You're really Harry Potter! Admit it! Admit that she cast you on purpose because you're the real Harry! Say it!

Daniel: No!

Lyssa: ADMIT IT!!!!

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Will Daniel Radcliffe admit to Lyssa's allegations? Why is Jen1 suddenly rushing over to the door and nailing it (well duh!)? Will Andy continue to be such a numbskull? Is Liz ever going to wake up from her Rickman-induced sleep? Does Jen2's mum over in England miss her? Is the bean dip going bad… find out in the next chapter of (dramatic music) The Slumber Party of Doom!!!