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Chapter 2: Bombshell

A/N: I know that you may be thinking that there isn't really much Harry Potter stuff in the first chapter and that it was just talking about the actors who play them in the movies. This chapter will begin to take on a more Harry Potter story line thingy so enjoy.

*When we last left our heroes, um, I mean slumber party guests, Lyssa had started pestering our very own Daniel Radcliffe (a.k.a. Raddy to Lyssa) with allegations that Harry Potter is his true identity and that the world of Harry Potter is indeed real. Liz fainted due to Alan Rickman's voice and I, um, I mean Jen1 was nailing the door shut (hehe). Jen2 was just kinda standing there and Andy was being weird a.k.a. himself. Now to continue with our exciting tale*

Lyssa: COME ON!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!

*Just when Jen2 was about to pull Lyssa off of Raddy, a yawn issued from the area near Alan Rickman's hostage chair. Liz had finally come to. To save time, the author, I mean Jen1 explained what the situation between Lyssa and Raddy was*

Daniel: Um… um…

Lyssa: Harry! I know you're Harry Potter!!! Tell everyone the truth!! Tell them that you're Harry and she's *points to Emma Watson* is Hermione Granger and he's Ron Weasley and he's really Snape!!! Say it!!!

Daniel: Well, you see… um…

Emma: Don't say it!

Alan: No!

Rupert: Do you smell really bad bean dip?

*Everyone stares at each other in confusion, realizing that Lyssa's insane accusations might actually be factual and that the bean dip really was going bad*

Daniel: I can't keep it from them any longer! Okay, I admit! It's true!!! Every bit of it is true!!! It's all real. I am Harry Potter. And they're who you said they are.

Emma: *Giving in as well* He's right. We are.

*The author then decides to play more fun with the readers' minds by changing the names Daniel, Rupert, Alan, and Emma to Harry, Ron, Snape, and Hermione to make the entire scene more or less confusing*

Harry: Are you happy now?

Lyssa: *Leaping off of Harry's lap with a content look on her face* Yes, yes I am.

Andy: *Pulling Lyssa over to a corner and whispering* How did you know that they were really Harry and all of them?

Lyssa: I didn't. I was just joking around. I had no idea that it was true. *Giggles*

*A sudden laughter is emitted from the middle of the room, pulling Lyssa and Andy's attention back to their friends*

Snape: *Laughs* No! Stop it! *Laughs again*

Andy: What's going on over there?

Snape: *Laughing his brains off* Stop! Please stop!

Jen1: It's Liz. She took Snape's shoes and socks off and she's tickling him with a feather

Snape: If you came to our school I'd take off ten points from your *Laughs* house!

Liz: Oh, I love when you take off points! Take off more! Twenty! Fifty! Take them off! Take them all off!

Jen2: *Pulls Liz away* Okay… they say that they are who they say they are, but how do we know that they are who they say they are? I mean, they could be lying that they are who they say they are when in reality they really were who they originally were.

Everyone else including Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Snape: Huh?

Liz: I think that what she is trying to say is that we need to find out if they really are Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Snape and that they weren't just bluffing to get Lyssa to shut up.

Lyssa: Hey!

Andy: Jen and Liz are right. But how do we prove their real identities.

Harry. Let me out of this chair and I'll prove that I'm Harry.

Jen1: Okay, but we have our eyes on you. If you're trying to get away you can't. The doors are nailed shut and the phones are disconnected and hidden.

Harry: Fine.

*Jen1 unties Harry, if that is who he really is because he might not be who he says he is and might really be who he originally was and not who he said he was… opps… I mean Jen1 unties Harry and allows him to prove his identity. Harry pulls out his wand and says something sexy like, "Accio pjs!" Indeed, his pjs come flying through a small window*

Jen1: Great, now I have to pay for a new window… Hey! Wait a minute! You really are Harry!

Harry: I told you.

Jen2: How come you got your pjs?

Harry: What do you mean "why"? Because I've seen you people before. I know that I have no chance of getting away from here so I might as well stay for the night.

Hermione: Can you please untie me? This duct tape is hurting me.

*Andy dreamily wanders over the Hermione but is soon pushed out of the way by Lyssa who is tired of seeing Andy mess everything up and unties her*

Hermione: Thanks. Accio pjs! *Another pair of pajamas comes soaring in… thankfully it came through the same window so that Jen1 didn't have to take more money out of her pocket* I'll stay too. But only if you guys let me go in the morning.

Ron: Me too! So, untie me… um… someone… please?

*As Jen2 wanders over to Ron, soon striking up a conversation about quidditch, Lyssa goes over to Liz*

Lyssa: Aren't you going to untie Snape?

Liz: Do I have to?

Lyssa: Yes, its only fair.

Liz: But, but I want him for myself.

Lyssa: Listen, I'm sure that even after he is untied, no one will try to go after him and he'll be all yours.

Snape: What are you talking about? No one owns me!

Lyssa: *To Snape* Be quiet, I didn't ask you. *Back to Liz* So untie him, okay?

Liz: Well, okay.

*Finally, after everyone was untied and had their pajamas on, things started to settle down a little. Lyssa, noticing an upset looking Jen1 sitting in the corner, decided to go over and see what was wrong*

Lyssa: Hey, what's wrong? I don't see why you should be upset. You got Harry Potter here!

Jen1: Well, it's just, um, I kinda wish I had invited John Cleese too.

Lyssa: Oh, you wanted to see if he was really Nearly Headless Nick.

Jen1: Not exactly.

Lyssa: Well for what then?

Jen1: I kinda wanted him to do the Parrot Sketch.

*Lyssa sighs and travels back to the party were Liz enters the room from the kitchen where she had slipped away for a moment with a strange container in her hand*

Liz: Ready to play?

*Smiles cross the faces of Lyssa, Jen1, Jen2, and Andy while fright is induced in the Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape*

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What is the strange container in Liz's hand that strangely looks like and empty soda bottle and what will it possibly be used for? Will Lyssa get to be alone with Harry? Is Jen2's mom going to call to wish her a good night? Would John Cleese have brought the other Pythons if he were invited? When will Andy pull his eyes away from Hermione to notice that stain on his pants? These answers and more in the next chapter of… (The Barney theme song plays before the tape is changed to the appropriate dramatic music)… The Slumber Party of Doom!!!!!!