Author's Note: Okay, I'm here again. Doing something stupid. There's no way in hell I can make this a one-shot. But uh, it's my first Inu-Yasha story, so bear with me. It's humor naturally, and I think I'm going to be abusing Sesshoumaru. I'll try to leave him perfectly in character, though. I want Miroku to be in here to, because that's my baby!! *huggletackleglomps Miroku*

Miroku: ^___^ *is glomped*

Now where was I? Oh, I don't own Miroku *is sad* or Inu-Yasha. The whole series, I mean. Well, on with the fic!

We Have Our Differences, But.

Kagome sighed heavily as she got off of her bike. Their had not been anything to do around here lately. Inu-Yasha was exactly the same as he was before, but if possible, worse. She frowned at the thought of him. Once again, she was lost in her thoughts, staring off into space. "Ahh!" she screamed as she was knocked over. "Inu-Yasha, watch where you're going!!" she said angrily.

"Move, woman. I don't have time for you," he said in his usual tone.

She stood up to see where he was going. He was carrying all kinds of supplies as if he was going away for a while on a camping trip. She raised her eyebrow.

"Ay, there is not many things Inu-Yasha fears," Kaede sighed from behind her.

She turned around to face the miko. "What do you mean?"

Kaede raised an eyebrow. "Didn't ye know? Inu-Yasha's sister is coming to visit him and the Lord."

"Inu-Yasha and Sesshoumaru have a sister??" Kagome gaped.

"Ay," she answered. "Possibly the only thing Sesshoumaru fears as well is his older sister."

"But I thought Sesshoumaru was the oldest," Kagome protested.

"No," she answered. "They have two older sisters, and both are coming to visit."

"But, why are they afraid?"

"Because Takai is a nutcase," Inu-Yasha growled, passing them once more.

"Who's Takai?" Kagome questioned.

Inu-Yasha stopped in his tracks. "Don't you know anything, woman?" He continued walking, grumbling to himself.

"Takai is the eldest of them all," Kaede answered fairly. "And Musei is the second oldest."

"I had no idea Inu-Yasha had family other than Sesshoumaru," Kagome breathed.

"Well, rest assured if you stay around long enough, you won't have to worry about them," Inu-Yasha mumbled. He opened Kagome's backpack, searching through it.

"Hey! Don't go through my stuff!" she yelled, snatching her bag off of her back and away from him.

Inu-Yasha growled. "You will give me Ramen for my trip!!"

"I will not give you Ramen, Inu-Yasha! You could at least ask!"

"You shouldn't be fighting with that human Inu-Yasha. If you had any sense left, I'd suggest you leave now. She's nearing," a familiar voice said calmly.

Inu-Yasha growled again. "Lord of The Western Lands. Feh. What brings you here? Don't tell me a family reunion," Inu-Yasha said hatefully.

"Hardly," Sesshoumaru answered the hanyou smoothly. "I've learned that I can't run from Takai." He moved slightly, allowing Rin and Jaken to step out from behind him.

"Lord Sesshoumaru," Jaken said, pulling the Lord's cloak. "Aren't you going to kill him and claim the Tetsusaiga?"

"Rin wants to eat rocks!" Rin said, tugging at Sesshoumaru.

A smoke rolled in, causing all of them to cover their faces. Rin hid behind Sesshoumaru, hoping to guard herself.

"Now that I've got you all here," another familiar voice said. The smoke cleared, only to reveal Naraku. He coughed violently.

Kagome raised her eyebrow slightly. "Naraku?"

He continued coughing, gasping for air. "I have asthma," he said between breaths. His eyes watered as he sank to the ground.

"That's fine," Sesshoumaru said nonchalantly. "We'll wait for you to continue."

"You could only be so kind," Naraku said regaining his breath. He finally inhaled one last time, seemingly fine. He pulled out an inhaler, holding it to his mouth. "As I was saying, now that you're all here I can kill you and take the jewel shards-" he was cut off suddenly, feeling a lump hit his throat.

"Rin doesn't like the way you sound," she said, throwing another rock at his head.

"Oh, my god, he's choking!!" Kagome yelled. "Somebody help him!"

"Feh," Inu-Yasha concluded. "This is all your fault, Sesshoumaru. Your human threw a rock in his mouth."

"I cannot control what Rin does," Sesshoumaru concluded.

"Liar!" Inu-Yasha yelled.

Naraku fell to the ground, gasping for air.

Rin kicked him in the back, thinking that he was playing to make her laugh. "More More!!"

Naraku spit the rock out, growling at Rin. "Desist, small being!!" he yelled.

"Rin wants a grass cookie now!" she smiled, running back to Sesshoumaru. "Sesshoumaru, can Rin play with Jaken's staff?"

"Jaken, give Rin your staff," he concluded turning to his hanyou brother.

"But Lord Sesshoumaru, the last time she had it, she broke my knee!"

"Are you questioning me, Jaken?" Sesshoumaru asked, looking at him out of the corner of his eye.

"No sir!!" he said instantly, handing the staff to the small child.

"Boom boom!!" Rin said, hitting Jaken in the legs with the staff.

"No!!" Jaken screamed painfully.

She giggled. "Jaken screams like a girl!!"

"Inu-Yasha, do you have any idea how to get rid of Takai?" Sesshoumaru questioned.

"If she's so much trouble, why don't you tell her you don't want her here?" Kagome suggested.

"No!!!!" Inu-Yasha said almost immediately. "Sesshoumaru, remember what happened last time we tried that?"

*****

Griff: *is laughing maniacally* Oh yes, he remembers...oh! Um, I know it wasn't all that funny, I tried not to make it to serious. Um, Takai, the name of the eldest means Death. But don't worry, that's the only serious chapter there is so ciao 4 now!