Sesshoumaru growled softly. "I remember," he answered the hanyou.

Kagome blinked. "Well, she can't be that bad. What happened?"

****Flashback****

"I'm not doing it, you do it," the hanyou whispered to his older brother.

Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes, turning to face the eldest of them. "Takai." He sighed, calming a bit.

"Yes, Sesshy-poo-poo?"

Sesshoumaru sweatdropped as he heard his younger brothersnicker behind him. "We have things to do; it's nice to see you, but Inu-Yasha and I are very busy, and-"

Takai's eyes watered visibly. "Oh, Bunny...I never thought you and Sesshy- poo-poo would be too busy for me...what would father say?" She burst into tears, causing them to cover their ears. She shattered the glass surrounding them, and gave them a headache they would never forget.

"We're sorry!" Inu-Yasha spoke up. "We've always got time for you, just stop crying!!"

She stopped abruptly. "Yay! You love me again! Group hug!!" She embraced them both, squeezing the breath out of them. "Now let's go take a bath together!" she giggled.

****End Flashback****

Kagome by now, was rolling on the ground with laughter. "Sesshy-poo- poo? And bunny? Oh, man..."

Inu-Yasha growled. "Feh. You weren't even listening to the story!!"

"Wait a minute, you guys took baths together? Now that's embarrassing," she snickered.

Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes, turning back to Jaken. He was nearly purple by now, and Naraku was still coughing violently from asthma. "You're pathetic," he spoke aloud.

Naraku coughed again, looking into Sesshoumaru's eyes. "What's that you say, Rafiki? Yes, Sesshoumaru *is* mean, isn't he?"

Kagome blinked, also now staring at Naraku. "Are you talking to someone?" she queried, raising an eyebrow.

"My pelt," he answered proudly. "Her name is Rafiki."

"Like the baboon in the Lion King movie?" Kagome asked, raising her other eyebrow.

"What's a movie?" Rin asked, hitting Jaken in the shins.

"Lord Sesshoumaru, please...!!" Jaken begged, attempting to run.

Sesshoumaru stuck out his foot slightly, watching Jaken land flat on his face. Rin jumped on top of him, continuing her barely purposeful assault. "She is here," he noted to no one in particular.

A dark sinister cloud rolled over the sky, threatening to spill over with lightening at any given moment. Then the sky coughed visibly.

"Since when does the sky cough?" Kagome gaped.

It coughed again, the cloud swirling towards them, forming a person (or what seemed to be one) slowly. "Sorry about that," the figure stated softly. "I've got a bit of a cold."

Inu-Yasha's eyes widened slightly at the sight of the person before him. Takai.

"Inu-Bunny!" Takai squealed, embracing him in a very tight hug.

Inu-Yasha lost his breath almost immediately. "Takai, I can't breathe," he let out barely.

"Ew, Bunny, you stink!!!!" she screamed covering her nose.

Kagome blinked. She couldn't believe what she saw in front of her. "Inu-Yasha, that's your sister?"

Takai blinked, eyeing Kagome. She gasped softly. "You must be Bunny's bitch," she smiled, shaking her hand. "How do you do?"

"Just fine thanks," Kagome said, snatching her hand away from Takai. "I'm not a bitch."

"You're right. You reek of humans," she concluded. "Inu-Bunny, I can't believe you have a human!! Does she do any tricks??"

"No," Inu-Yasha started gravely. His eyes widened slightly. "But Sesshoumaru has a human. Maybe she does some."

Takai squealed in delight. "Sesshy-poo-poo!!" she screamed, running towards him. She ran literally into him, hugging the breath out of him also, and knocking him to the floor.

"Takai," he answered emotionlessly.

"Sesshoumaru, you know you're...not my favorite, but we're going to have so much fun!!!! First we're going to go take a bath, because both of you stink!! Remember the baths we used to take together, Sesshoumaru??"

"How could I forget."

"That's wonderful!! Then when we're done, we can make that skinny little human girl for dinner," she sighed, pointing to Rin. She stood up, brushing herself off.

"You'll not touch Rin," Sesshoumaru growled defensively. He eyed Inu- Yasha, who was smiling from ear to ear. "Cook Kagome instead. At least she could feed all of us."

Takai turned to see Kagome, who at this point, actually looked more like a fresh roasted ham instead of a person. Her eyes turned into soup bowls and saucers. "Good idea; let's do that now."

"Hey, don't eat me!! Eat Kaede instead!! She's lived her life!!" Kagome yelled, pointing to her!! "The older the berry the sweeter the juice!!"

Inu-Yasha rolled his eyes. "You're faithful to your friends."

"Well, she was gonna *eat me*!!! And you sure didn't protest!!"

"Maybe you don't understand something: I don't like you!" Inu-Yasha yelled.

"Hm, actually it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. But that's okay," Takai smiled. "I don't want to cook Kagome; she's all skin and bones! I'd rather cook the older miko; she looks juicy and tender," her mouth watered.

"Why don't ye help me make a vegetable stew instead," Kaede suggeted lightly.

"That takes away the thrill of the hunt," Takai pouted. "But I suppose that's fine. Bunny and Poo-Poo, where's the bath house? We're gonna bathe together, just like old times!!"

"May I join you?" Naraku asked politely. "I reek of humans as well," he noted, looking Takai up and down.

"Um, it's a family thing. Sorry." Takai was so absent minded. Couldn't she take a hint?

*****

Griff: Yup Yup!! That's all for now. I know it was probably shorter than the last one, but it wasn't serious. I liked the part where the cloud was coughing. Well, I can't update again until I come back from vacation in a week. So I'll thank you people now! ^_^ Oh, and if you've got any suggestions, namely embarrassing nicknames Takai can call them, please tell me. You can email me, or tell me in your reviews. It doesn't matter. In the next chapter, I'll describe her so ^_^ I don't know why I make that face. ^_^' As you can see, I updated all three of my fics at once. ^_^

?????????????: Uh, nice name. ^.^ Okay, here you go! I updated, as requested.

Lil' Chi Chi: Okay! ^-^ I hope it's funny.

Jschu25: I can't help but abuse Naraku. It's so...easy. ^_^

Lady Sephiroth: ^_^ Ihop said hi, and he wants pancakes.

LMandi: O.O That's unfortunate. Please, don't wet yourself. There's more Naraku abuse to come; not to mention I just gave myself a cruel idea. ^-^

Malik'sgurl: Are you an author here? Well, there's always 1 serious chappie in all my stories, I have no idea why. o.O

Hitomi: Aww, thankies! Rin is a human girl that follows Sesshoumaru around. I don't know why it's funny to me when she abuses Jaken. It seems...natural. n.n

Hanna-chan: Thankies muchies n.n

Emme: Nice name. How do you pronounce it? It comes natural for me to abuse Naraku! ^.^ I have NO IDEA why! I'm glad you like it.

YAMI'S GAL: What do you mean, what happened to him? I still love and claim him, if that's what you mean. You think I'm funny? Yay! *huggles Yami's Gal* Please don't take that hug the wrong way o_O

Anee/Arain Rowan: Thank you! n.n LMAO poor Arain ^.^

Seirei queen of darkness: *waves back* Hi Blake! You're so cool, despite what people say. ^_^ Poor Seirei...

Sen Taro Taisensei: I don't wanna get you in trouble, Sen Taro ^-^ Actually, stupid ideas just hit me (literally) in the middle of the night, while I'm typing, eating, watching TV...among other things. Well, I'm glad you likies n.n

ginagurl1234: Uh, It's Musei. I forgot what that means. *sweatdrops* Yea, Takai means death, but as you can see, she's not serious at all. You know L- Seph and I came up with that idea while we were cleaning the kitchen. It was waaaaay before we knew about ff.net though. o.O

Well, that's all. I thank all for reviewing, and I can expect some reviews when I get back from vacation, right? Ah, thanks. Well, ciao 4 now!