"Oh, but actually, I would like to ask you a question, Naraku was it?" Takai wondered, staring at the sky.

                "Anything, my………full-figured crazed………dog-lady………" Naraku answered.

                "Um, why is your robe so long??" She smiled. She was SO oblivious.

                "I………" Naraku sweatdropped, lifting his robe. "I have webbed feet."

                "EW!!!!" Kagome screamed, falling to the ground. "That's so gross!! You look like a duck!!!"

                "It is a mere imperfection!!" Naraku snapped defensively. "Rafiki says if you can't love me for who I am, then you're a meanie!!"

                "So you can swim good then?" Takai asked.

                "………I can't swim at all," Naraku sighed.

                "No wonder you chose the path of darkness," Inu-Yasha smirked. "You figured demons couldn't reject you since they're all freaks too!!"

                 "I am not a freak!!" Naraku yelled defensively. "I'm humanely challenged."

                "I'm sure!" Inu-Yasha grinned.

                "Come on Mr. Doggy-fluffy-butt!" Takai grabbed Inu-Yasha by the hair and dragged him towards Sesshoumaru. "Lady-face-head-cookie-eyed-toes!! That's what  I used to call you Sesshoumaru!!" She giggled, grabbing his arm. "Come on!! Old wench an Mr. Fluffy's bitch have to start preparing dinner!" she smiled.

****Meanwhile………****

                Kagome sighed, gathering the vegetables in her arms. How could they hate her visiting? She was sweet; a little overprotective, and she needed to get her facts straight, but………well, and she was naïve, and oblivious.

                "Don't ye worry about those three," Kaede smiled, chopping up a carrot. "They were meant for each other. They're in perfect balance, those three."

                "Well, it doesn't seem like it," Kagome said, peeling an onion. "Why don't they want her around Kaede?"

                "Oh, she brings trouble where ever she goes, destroys things, embarrasses them, turns people against each other, things like that. Nothing major though."

                Kagome raised an eyebrow. Nothing major?

*****

                "Sesshoumaru?" Takai questioned softly.

                Now she wanted to call him by his name when no one was around. "Yes my puss-filled donut."

                "You're ugly."

                Sesshoumaru's face fell (if that's at all possible) and he merely rolled his eyes.

                "But this water is soothing. I like it. Inu-Yasha, what have you been up to?"

                "Well, I found the wind scar!! So now I can access the full power of the Tetsusaiga!"

                Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes again. Takai favored Inu-Yasha over him, so he just had to show his butt.

                "That's nice. Have you been keeping Sesshoumaru in line?"

                "You bet," Inu-Yasha smiled. "He's just jealous cuz I'm better than he is."

                "This might be true," Sesshoumaru spoke. "But I know what I want and when to go after it. You step into battle swinging your sword, and you step out with a bruised ego."

                "Are you questioning my intelligence??" Inu-Yasha yelled.

                "No Inu-Yasha. By asking that question, you gave me all the proof I need that you are not worthy of the Tetsusaiga. I don't need to insult you, you do it just fine."

                "What was that??" Inu-Yasha yelled. Sesshoumaru was always starting a fight. He was so jealous.

                "Now now boys, don't fight," Takai smiled. "It's clear that Sesshoumaru is not better than you Inu-Yasha, just older."

                Sesshoumaru stared into the trees around them. They could think what they wanted to. Having the Tetsusaiga was a privilege Inu-Yasha was not worthy of, but having the Tenseiga was something no one could take away. Not even Takai.

                "You know Musei's coming shortly?" Takai questioned. "She never says ANYTHING!!!" She giggled.

                "That might have something to do with the fact that your father didn't give her anything," Sesshoumaru spoke absent-mindedly. "Or she doesn't like you."

                "Yeah, well she can favor you all she wants, cuz the oldest like me the best!!" Inu-Yasha blew a raspberry at Sesshoumaru.

                Oh, aren't we oozing maturity, Sesshoumaru thought to himself. "Musei doesn't favor me. She doesn't favor anyone."

                "Yeah she does!" Inu-Yasha shot back. "She's the only one that didn't make fun of your embarrassing secrets! Like that birthmark on your butt!"

                "What birthmark?" Takai blinked.

                "The smiling face on your butt!!"

                "Oh, I remember that!!" Takai laughed.

                "Really?" Sesshoumaru smiled, a rare occurrence. He looked purely psychotic. "Then perhaps you remember Inu-Yasha's stuffed teddy bear named Foo-Foo."

                Takai burst into giggles. "I remember!!"

                "Yeah well, Sesshoumaru had footie jammy jams!!" Inu-Yasha shot back.

                "You once ran into the forest dressed in Kagome's clothes. You had a bow an arrow, and you were singing "Dancing Queen" by the A*Teens."

                "Well………how did you know about that?!?!?" Inu-Yasha yelled.

                "Dinner is ready," Kagome called. "Come on everyone!! Naraku, you too," she yelled.

*****

Griff: Ooh, Sesshoumaru had him in the last one, but I thought the footie pajamas was pretty funny. Well, I'll thank the reviewers now. I don't where this story is going, when Musei is coming, and when this is gonna end. ^_^ But you'll bear with me right? ^_^

Nyaa o_O 35 reviews. Thanx peeps:

Sen Taro-Taisensei:  Yes, she's very scary. See how bad she treats Sesshoumaru?? Lol I think it's funny because he's my fav. I want to put Miroku in here, but I'm afraid he'll just be the biggest freak ever. And I want to put Sango in here too, but I think I would portray her as White-She-Devil from Undercover Brother lol ^_^

Philly Steak n Cheese: lol your name is so ghetto. Whoo hoo another sesshoumaru fan ^_^

Hana-chan: Aw, I'm glad you think that's funny. My sister was like: "Ew!!! He has webbed feet!!" I thought it was funny though. ^_^

ginagurl1234: lol thanx for those. I'll use them in the next chappie ^_^

My-Name-is-Spoken: ur name is so cool ^_^ lol Mr. Winkles??? I gotta use that!!!

Yami's Gal 3000: No, they're not based on anyone in particular. I just thought it would be funny. L-Seph doesn't embarrass me like that, so it's definitely not her. But my mother does so, I guess Takai could be her. @_@ Oh and the second oldest is Musei. It means "silent". ^_^

Seirei queen of darkness: lol you are random, but I would be too if I was around Blake and Ray all the time………Yay!! Blake is here!!! *huggles Blake* Yay!! Thankies for reviewing ^_^

The Mythotical Mage: ^_^ I'm glad you're still laughing. I'm trying to think of more ailments for Naraku to have………he's got asthma and webbed feet………*racks brain for more ailments*

Kagome45765: Thank you. I'm glad you like it. ^_^

MikoMandolay: Well, everyone calls him fluffy, and I'm kind of tired of hearing that ^_^ She calls him bunny because………it's embarrassing? I don't know, it just hit me! ^_^ Hey trust me, I want Miroku in it too. I'll have to ask L-Seph to help me, because I just see him as a big freak ^_^ So he'd just be a big freak lol And all of his lines would be abunch of sexual references XD

KawriFluffInu:  Thankies!! ^_^ Wow I make that face at everyone, huh?

Emme: Oh, that's cool. Lol I couldn't have them eat Kaede *sudden thought* Oh, I forgot about Shippou!!!! My lil' kitsune………I'll have to throw him in the next chapter!! All in favor raise a finger!! ^_^

Katz Sama: More Naraku abuse? I'm trying to think of other things that's wrong with him………and just because I'm mean I think the stew is going to run him off!!! HAHA!!! Naraku with diarrhea! ^_^ That's so mean.

Well, I'm thanking all of you for reviewing, because I had 35 reviews for the first 2 chappies! That's so nice! ^_^  So thankies!

I have two new Yu-Gi-Ou fics up, they are both humor. One is "A Winter In Alaska" and the other is "What Does This Look Like To You?" A Winter in Alaska is about Ryou winning an all expenses paid trip to Alaska, but at the end of the chapter, I threw Yami in there. You'll laugh at that; he's got a short attention span. What Does This Look Like To You is the YGO characters taking an ink blot test. ^_^ And I'm thinking about what I could do with the great big world of Yuu Yuu Hakusho………So many cruel intentions………Well ciao 4 now ^_^