Disclaimer: I do not own Mega Man X and I do not own start wars or anything that has to do with Monty Python and the Holy Grail end of story.

AN: Written by Silverstiger and Nemesis

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Nemesis: Ok you're breaks over now get on with the show.

Zero: You know you're asking a lot for making me play in a movie and have to get along with mavericks?

Silverstiger: I thought we went over this. We didn't name Nemesis after the goddess of divine retribution and vengeance for nothing. Besides we could have Cherry writing this fanfic.

Nemesis: Yeah she would probably make you be best friends with Sigma or make you cut you're hair.

Everyone besides nemesis: *gasp *

Nemesis: Yeah I know it's scary. And even worse, she could give X a deeper voice.

X: Well I could get used to that.

Nemesis: X shut up. You're presence has no meaning in this conversation.

X: Yes it does you were making fun of my voice.

Nemesis... Do you want to be blackmailed again?

X: you don't have anything to blackmail me with so ha.

Nemesis: *whispers in X's ear * I know what you and Alia did last night.

X: *eyes bulge out * Zero let's just get on with the show ok.

Zero: ok.

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One was dashing at Violet... I mean...er... Violent.

Violent: Hey!!!

Nemesis: Sorry!!! Let me rephrase that.

One was dashing at Violent with great speed. Violent tried to dodge but was too slow. His arm was now completely gone.

One: Ha I won.

Violent: No you didn't.

One: Yes I did I cut off your arm.

Violent: You did not.

One: well then what do you call that?

Violent looked down at his should and found that he had no arm.

Violent: Nothing but a scratch!

One cuts off his other arm.

One: there now I won.

Violent: 'Tis nothing but a flesh wounded.

One: what do you mean!? You have no arms!!!

Violent: Oh you're giving up?! Coward.

One: What?! *Cuts Violent's leg off.* Ok it's official I won.

Violent: Ok for one thing I know your name is one. You don't need to speak like a cave man....

Y: Hey! Are you talking about my mother?!

One: This doesn't concern you Y. Ok you may finish.

Violent: Thank you.... Another thing I shall head butt you...

Violent tries to knock one over with his head but... One cut off his other leg.

Violent: You know maybe we should call this a draw.

One: That's it. Y come on.

Violent: Come on what?

One: No I was speaking to Y.

Violent:...oh,

One and Y started to go into the base.

Violent: no come back!!! I'll bite you're legs off!!!!.... This is going to take some time to get used to.

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(Inside maverick base.)

One: Y, what is this place?

Y: It's the maverick base. I'm expecting to find none other than....

One: Than who?

Y: Than...than...Some Evil Guy

Silverstiger: bum bum bum

One: *gasp * No!!! Not Some Evil Guy!!!

Y: Yes...It's him.

One: Well then I got a plan on how to defeat Some Evil Guy.

Y: What? you do?

(An hour later)

Y: I thought you said you had a plan.

One: Well you see I read my lines that are on the little screen that's attached to the camera wrong. I was supposed to say I'll think up a plan on how to defeat Some Evil Guy.

Y: It happens. * Eyes bulge out after he thought about what he just said. *........................Uh oh... (Nemesis comes out of nowhere and tackles Y)

Y: No wait I didn't mean to say it!!!

Nemesis: That's no excuse!!!

Y: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

One: um...Silverstiger...are arms and legs supposed to bend that way.

Silvestiger: I don't thinks so.

One: ...oh.

Y: One HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

One: You know I would help you but...I'm getting flash backs on when Nemesis beat the crap out of me when I said it so, I'm

just going to um...go over hear. *scoots off towards back stage.

Y: What.... NOOOOOOOO MAKE THE BAD LADY STOP MOMMY!!! MAKE THE BAD LADY STOP!!!!!

Silverstiger...um.... Nemesis we really need to get on with the show so can you stop beating the holy crap out of X.

Nemesis: WHY!!??

Y: What?

Silverstiger& Nemesis:..........

Nemesis: Fine I'll get on with the show.

One comes back on the stage and has his plan.

One: Ok I have my plan.

Y: What is it.

One: *looks at Y seeing that he isn't all bruised up anymore* Damn, you heal fast.

Y:… What's that have to do with the plan.

One...just never mind...Ok here's the plan. We go into this base without any reinforcements what so ever and try to stay alive.

Y: And...?

One: Well that's it.

Y: oh...well isn't that dangerous?

One: Definitely.

Y...oh....ok I guess we better get going then.

One: yeah. Ok you go the extra dangerous way while I go and do all the easy stuff.

Y...um.... that's not safe.

One: Yeah I know that's why I'm sending you down there and not me.

Y: But...

One: I'm glad I got to meet ya buddy.

One goes off in his direction leaving Y standing there feeling unloved.

Y: Why does it always seem like I'm the one who is getting jipped.

Nemesis: Because I'm still mad at you.

Y...oh.

Y then proceeded down his direction.

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(To be continued)

Nemesis: Hello!!!… again.

Silvestiger: We hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Yeah we know it was really stupid.

Nemesis: Oh yeah and next chapter…. Is going to be the next chapter,

Silverstiger: I told you guys she can learn something.

Nemesis: shut up!!

Silverstiger:….ok….well anyway, see you next time on the Mega Man X remake comedy!!

Nemesis: And remember Kids. Zero is weird, Nemesis Sama fanfics are stupid and X is really trying to take over the world.

Silverstiger: You're going to say that after every episode aren't you?

Nemesis: Well I may throw in my mental problems every now and again but for the most part, yeah I'm gonna say that after ever episode.

Silverstiger: Ok….. well see ya guys later it's time for our Humor News job to start.

Nemesis: Bye!!!…AND DON'T STEAL MY LINES!!!!