Disclaimer: I do not own Mega Man X and I do not own start wars or anything that has to do with Barney (and I don't want to) end of story.

AN: Written by Silverstiger and Nemesis

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Nemesis: *holding a scythe with a look of pure seriousness in her eyes* Today is the day that I finally kill that stupid....stupid....Dinosaur.

Silverstiger: .....um....Nemesis that's not Barney that your....

Nemesis: HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA *slash stap*

Nemesis: ....ooops.

Silverstiger: .....brother....

Ranma93: YOU STUPID!!!!

Nemesis: Well um....you know what that could start a new fashiong style.

Ranma93:....looks at little sister evily.

Zero: It's about time that someone kills her

Nemesis: ...um ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!

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One was now walking down a dark hallway of the base. It looked like a jail room or something.

Voice: Hey over here.

One: Who the heck are you?

Retina: I'm Retina.

One: Oh...well your cute you wanna be my girlfriend so I can kill somebody in the Mega Man X remake comedy 4?

Retina: um....ok but you have to get me out of here.

One: No problem.

One took out his light saber and sliced through the bars.

One: how did you get in there anyway?

Retina: The authoresses put me in there because they didn't know any other way to get me to meet you so that you had some one to kill in Mega Man X remake comedy 4.

One: and you agreed to that?

Retina: Hey if I'm going to spend my last few years I'm gonna spend them in rich years.

One: *mutters* Like they're actually going to pay ya.

Retina: ....what was that?

One: ....nothing. Here you can go now until your need for the fourth sequel.

Retina: Hey wait a minute aren't you supposed to defeat eight bosses first?

One: Well you see it would take to long to write so we're just going to skip through that and go right on to some evil guy.

Retina: but that's boring.

One: Well know because it would get old fast.

Retina: yeah your right ok bye.

One: Bye my soon to die new girlfriend.

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(Back to Y)

Y: Why do I always have to do the dirty work in the first one and the second one....and the third one....and it depends on who you pick in four five and six....but still why do I have to do this.

Y continued down the long halls. He had just defeated another whole room full of mavericks. He opened the little door that just screamed out that there was going to be a hard boss in the next room.

Door: THERE IS GOING TO BE A HARD BOSS IN THE NEXT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y:................................................................................................ok.......................................................Y opened the door to reveal Violet!

Violent: IT'S VI-O-LENT!!!

Nemesis: Hey complain to me afterwards! I'm still trying to talk my brother out of killing me!

Violent: ....ok..... Well anyway..... NOW IT'S TIME TO FACE ME!

Y: But I'm not that stong and....

Next thing you k now One busts into the room with style.

One: don't worry Y I'll take care of him.

Y: One, No! Don't you know that you are destined to die in this fight!

One: Not if I stay clear of the weird capsule thingy

Y: Yeah....that could work.

One: Now....OK Violent it time to die

Goese into next room. And you can here screams, things blowing up, and people dieing, and then everything stops. Y walks in.

Y: ....Oh sure....stay away from the weird capsule thingy he says.

One: Y, can't you see that's it not as easy as it looks?

Y: I don't know.

One: No that's not what I was asking.... Just one sec and let me blow up real quick.

Y: Ok.

One bursts out of the capsule thingy and jumps on Violent and self destructs.

Nemesis: *still fighting her brother* It happens....

Y: ONE!! NOOOO....I guess I'll kill you now

They fight, Y wins using a whole bunch of rockets. Then goes to One.

One: Y.....

Y: What is it?

One: Just....make....sure....you kill....Some Evil Guy Okay....

Y: Okay... *sniff* And then I'm going out with that chick in the last scene.

One: *stands up and all of a sudden he's better* WHAT?! NO WAY SHE'S MINE PAL!!! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF

HER....*lies back down and dies*'

Y:....*sniff sniff* Ok man.... *sniff*

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Nemesis: So will you kill me?

Ranma93: No not that you gave me the cool look.

Silverstiger: That was smart dressing him up like Ranma.

Nemesis: I know.

Zero: Crap now we still have to suffer.

X: man I can't believe you won't let me go out with Iris.

Iris: Well I wouldn't go out with you anyway.

X: Why not!

Iris: Because I like Zero and I refuse to be killed by anyone else.

X:...oh

Nemesis: Remember Kids!!! Zero is weird, Nemesis Sama fanfics are stupid, and X is bent on world domination.

X: I am not

Silverstiger: uh huh....keep telling yourself that.