The New Kid
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things. Will everyone be able to retain their remainder of sanity for episode three?
Disclaimer: Would JK Rowling be on a website of people who write to pass the time, or write because they can't get published? Think again, losers!
(I am writing this in what everyone thinks is scriptform. Real script form is quite hard to write though interesting to read. How do I know this? Because I am studying screenwriting for the semester, so HA!)(Oh, and sorry if I am stealing your idea, tpaca. But writer's block is kicking my arse big time, so...)
Episode Two: Quidditch and Truth or Dare
*The punishment was indeed bad. They had to pick up all the Hippogriff droppings; without levitating charms. And do you know how big those babies are? The three of them had to hold the shovel! At the end of the week, when they're detention was done, poor Draco had began to fancy Mel's crude sense of humor. (Me? Crude? I wouldn't say crude, but "tastefully impared") Anyway, we return to the first flying class of the year.*
Madame Hooch: Welcome to flying lessons. Today, we are going to be doing some more advanced flying. Not by much, but indeed more complex. I have a course layed out for all of you, so everyone go to the line so-
Melony: Um, Miss, I've never ridden before, are you sure-
Madame Hooch: Sorry, you're a third year, and you do not get any special treatment in my class! Now, everyone go to the line and call up your broom!
*Melony hesitantly walks up to the line, calls up her broom, which comes at the first "UP!", and mounts it. At Hooch's whistle, she starts flying, and completes the course faster than anyone. She gets on the ground, and just stands there. Hooch walks over in shock*
Hooch: Melony! I can't believe you did SO well for a first time flyer! I think Harry has Seeker competition!
Melony: Seeker?
Hooch: *looks back at the course, and sees everyone struggling with the second loop-de-loop* Ok, I'll tell you about Quidditch, but after that, I need to introduce you to Wood...
*Hooch describes Quidditch to Melony, who can't believe such a cool sport exists, and then she walks Melony over to Wood, who is in between classes, and introduces them*
Wood: It is a pleasure to meet you, but we already have a good see-
Hooch: Wood, she is good, REALLY good. I think you should give the girl a chance!
Wood: *sighs, comparing the two in his head* Ok, Saturday, two o' clock, you two will fight for the Seeker position.
*At lunch*
Hermione: You, a seeker? You can barely walk up the stairs to bed, how are you suppose to play a SPORT?
Melony: I don't know, I don't even want to play the damn thing! All I know is Harry is suppose to be totally pissed. Which is probably a positive, since I hate his ass...
*Harry walks to the table, sitting across from Melony*
Harry: Well, I heard a certain someone is after my spot on the team...
Melony: *calmly talking* What are you talking about? I didn't beg for the damn position.
Harry: Sure you didn't. You've been jealous of me since day one!
Melony: Like I'd be jealous of an ego like yours! Your ego is so bad, you BRAG about getting an ugly pussed scar from some nut job!
Harry: I don't brag!
Hermione: Not to argue, but you do. I have made a graph about how many times a day you do ac-
Harry and Melony: SHUT UP! YOU AREN'T INVOLVED!
Melony: Listen, I don't care. All I have to say is, May the best seeker win.
Harry: **** off.
*Harry walks up to the common room*
Melony: What's his problem?
*That night...*
Hermione: Melony, want to play Truth or Dare?
Melony: Sure. Can I go first?
Hermione: Sure, after I get all the other players. Lavendar, you wanna play?
Lavendar: NO!
Hermione: Why not?
Lavendar: Last time I played, I ended up having to kiss Snape on the cheek.
*All three girl yick. After all the players are gathered into the common room at midnight...*
Melony: I start? Ok, Lavendar, Truth or Dare?
Lavendar: Dare!
Melony: I dare you to moon Hagrid through that window!
*Lavendar does so, and then sniggers*
Lavendar: That was a weak one! Herm, truth or dare?
Hermione: TRUTH!
Lavendar: Do you have a crush on a seeker, and if so, who?
Hermione: Yes. Pa-
Lavendar: Hermione, you are forgetting!
Hermione: James King...
Lavendar: The Hufflepuff one that looks like Seamus?
*Hermione glares and blinks*
A/N:How much longer will the Girls of Gryffindor torture each other with rotten truths and dares? Who will end up the new seeker? Did Hagrid actual see Lavendar's full moon, or did somebody else? We'll see on Episode Four: Seekers and Transfigurations !
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things. Will everyone be able to retain their remainder of sanity for episode three?
Disclaimer: Would JK Rowling be on a website of people who write to pass the time, or write because they can't get published? Think again, losers!
(I am writing this in what everyone thinks is scriptform. Real script form is quite hard to write though interesting to read. How do I know this? Because I am studying screenwriting for the semester, so HA!)(Oh, and sorry if I am stealing your idea, tpaca. But writer's block is kicking my arse big time, so...)
Episode Two: Quidditch and Truth or Dare
*The punishment was indeed bad. They had to pick up all the Hippogriff droppings; without levitating charms. And do you know how big those babies are? The three of them had to hold the shovel! At the end of the week, when they're detention was done, poor Draco had began to fancy Mel's crude sense of humor. (Me? Crude? I wouldn't say crude, but "tastefully impared") Anyway, we return to the first flying class of the year.*
Madame Hooch: Welcome to flying lessons. Today, we are going to be doing some more advanced flying. Not by much, but indeed more complex. I have a course layed out for all of you, so everyone go to the line so-
Melony: Um, Miss, I've never ridden before, are you sure-
Madame Hooch: Sorry, you're a third year, and you do not get any special treatment in my class! Now, everyone go to the line and call up your broom!
*Melony hesitantly walks up to the line, calls up her broom, which comes at the first "UP!", and mounts it. At Hooch's whistle, she starts flying, and completes the course faster than anyone. She gets on the ground, and just stands there. Hooch walks over in shock*
Hooch: Melony! I can't believe you did SO well for a first time flyer! I think Harry has Seeker competition!
Melony: Seeker?
Hooch: *looks back at the course, and sees everyone struggling with the second loop-de-loop* Ok, I'll tell you about Quidditch, but after that, I need to introduce you to Wood...
*Hooch describes Quidditch to Melony, who can't believe such a cool sport exists, and then she walks Melony over to Wood, who is in between classes, and introduces them*
Wood: It is a pleasure to meet you, but we already have a good see-
Hooch: Wood, she is good, REALLY good. I think you should give the girl a chance!
Wood: *sighs, comparing the two in his head* Ok, Saturday, two o' clock, you two will fight for the Seeker position.
*At lunch*
Hermione: You, a seeker? You can barely walk up the stairs to bed, how are you suppose to play a SPORT?
Melony: I don't know, I don't even want to play the damn thing! All I know is Harry is suppose to be totally pissed. Which is probably a positive, since I hate his ass...
*Harry walks to the table, sitting across from Melony*
Harry: Well, I heard a certain someone is after my spot on the team...
Melony: *calmly talking* What are you talking about? I didn't beg for the damn position.
Harry: Sure you didn't. You've been jealous of me since day one!
Melony: Like I'd be jealous of an ego like yours! Your ego is so bad, you BRAG about getting an ugly pussed scar from some nut job!
Harry: I don't brag!
Hermione: Not to argue, but you do. I have made a graph about how many times a day you do ac-
Harry and Melony: SHUT UP! YOU AREN'T INVOLVED!
Melony: Listen, I don't care. All I have to say is, May the best seeker win.
Harry: **** off.
*Harry walks up to the common room*
Melony: What's his problem?
*That night...*
Hermione: Melony, want to play Truth or Dare?
Melony: Sure. Can I go first?
Hermione: Sure, after I get all the other players. Lavendar, you wanna play?
Lavendar: NO!
Hermione: Why not?
Lavendar: Last time I played, I ended up having to kiss Snape on the cheek.
*All three girl yick. After all the players are gathered into the common room at midnight...*
Melony: I start? Ok, Lavendar, Truth or Dare?
Lavendar: Dare!
Melony: I dare you to moon Hagrid through that window!
*Lavendar does so, and then sniggers*
Lavendar: That was a weak one! Herm, truth or dare?
Hermione: TRUTH!
Lavendar: Do you have a crush on a seeker, and if so, who?
Hermione: Yes. Pa-
Lavendar: Hermione, you are forgetting!
Hermione: James King...
Lavendar: The Hufflepuff one that looks like Seamus?
*Hermione glares and blinks*
A/N:How much longer will the Girls of Gryffindor torture each other with rotten truths and dares? Who will end up the new seeker? Did Hagrid actual see Lavendar's full moon, or did somebody else? We'll see on Episode Four: Seekers and Transfigurations !
