The New Kid

Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I own a computer and some clothes and a room. In other words nothing. JK Rowling owns the world with her genius writing skills. I think I've said it all.

(I am writing this in what everyone thinks is scriptform. Real script form is quite hard to write though interesting to read. How do I know this? Because I am studying screenwriting for the semester, so HA!)(Oh, and sorry if I am stealing your idea, tpaca. But writer's block is kicking my arse big time, so...)

Episode Four: Seekers and Transfigurations

*The rest of Truth or Dare went horrid. Poor Ginny had to kiss Neville, and Melony ended up having to admit her most embarrassing moment when she wouldn't run naked around Hogwarts. Or is it the other way around? No, I had to right. The rest of the week went rather crappy too, though, with Harry always making sure to spit on Mel's shoes. Well, let's fast forward to the day of the challenge, right before the two head to their compartments.*

Melony: Well, may the best man win!

*Melony grips her wand. Harry goes to spit, when Melony levitates the spit, flinging it on his glasses*

Melony: Or, may the best me win!

*Melony walks off into her match start point; in one of the start compartments. The doors open and she flies to the start point. Hooch walks out on the field to explain the challenge rules*

Hooch: Ok, Here is how it works. You two will go after the snitch, while Fred and George here will be doing their beater duties; but we have rigged the balls slightly so that they come to the ground after being hit so they can work from down here. When I blow my whistle, the snitch will be tossed and the bludgers will be released, 3, 2, 1-

*She blows the whisle, and Harry and Mel's glaring is disconnected while they search for the snitch. Harry spits on instinct, being higher than Mel. Mel dives to the right, avoid the bodily fluid, and then the left, avoiding the bludgers that Fred and George are aiming at her. She sees the snitch and starts flying after it, seeing that Harry cannot see it. She is inches away and grabs for it, but loses her balance, falling forward with a grip on the snitch. While falling, the broom comes down and catches her, slightly suprising her but not letting her let go. She dives down, and hands Hooch the snitch, grinning ear to ear. Harry flies down and glares at her.*

Melony: I think the snitch was sick of your Voldemort stories and your scar.

*Harry stomps off while Wood begins to tell her about the practice schedule*

*At lunch*

Melony: He seemed really upset, he acted as if someone stole his life or something!

Hermione: Well, you kind of did...

Melony: Well, that's what he gets for constantly spitting on my good sneakers...

*Melony notices Harry walk to the table*

Melony: Hey Hermione, what happened to Ron? I know Draco kicked the living daylights out of him, but I haven't seen him since then two weeks ago!

Hermione: I don't know, all I know is that he is really upset because none of his friends have visited his sorry arse...

*Hermione glares at Harry in particular*

Melony: Well, I have transfiguration now, so I best be going...

*Hermione nods, and Melony walks off to class*

*at class*

McGonagall: Today we will be turning gingerbread men into muffins. Simple, and not morally incorrect, though don't get me wrong, I've had some of my favorite moments as a phone

*hears the class snigger*

McGonagall: Of course, that was thirty years ago, and I was really into the gossip...anyway, I will go first, then you can all try

*Flicks her wand, and the gingerbread man turns into a gingerbread muffin with white icing and little candy jewels. Everyone else tries successfully, except Neville, who turns it into a gingerbread rat, and Melony, who turns it into a stick of gingerbread lip gloss*

Melony: * wipes some on her lips* MMM...That tastes good!

McGonagall: Now, everyone needs to turn it into a gingerbread woman...

*Everyone except Neville, Seamus, and Melony are successful. Neville turns it into a watch, Seamus turns it into a pillow, and Melony turns it into a stick of blueberry lip gloss*

Melony: MMM...that tastes better!

*Then Melony turns it into a muffin and a gingerbread woman*

McGonagall: Miss Cana, if you could already do that, why did you turn it into two types of lip gloss?

Melony: Oh, I've had chapped lips since I got over the Atlantic!

A/N Will Melony get disiplined for being a selfish little teen brat? Will she do good on the new quidditch team? Is Wood on his 8th year at Hogwarts? And WHO saw Lavendar's full moon? Check for Episode Five: Full Moons and the Shrink !