The New Kid
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things.
Disclaimer: I'm lucky to own two stuff ducks. 'Nough said!
(I am writing this in what everyone thinks is scriptform. Real script form is quite hard to write though interesting to read. How do I know this? Because I am studying screenwriting for the semester, so HA!)(Oh, and sorry if I am stealing your idea, tpaca. But writer's block is kicking my arse big time, so...)
Episode Five: Full Moons and the Shrink
*Melony ended up doing two days detention for having no respect for elders. Her Punishment? Had to clean cauldrons. By the end, she had invisible spots and three guys in love with her for a week. For a day she almost switched bodies with Harry, but that's another story. Moving on to a scene in the Headmaster's Room...*
Dumbledore: *After there is a knock on the door*Come in!
*Hagrid walks in*
Hagrid: 'Ello, Dumbledore. (I can't write Hagrid-ch, so Normal english for Haggierid!) This is about some of those girls in Gryffindor.
*Dubledore nods*
Hagrid: Well, I think they've bin playing that game again...
Dumbledore: What makes you say that?
*Muffled talking from Hagrid occurs. Dumbledore becomes shocked*
Dumbledore: They WHAT?
Hagrid: And it was pretty bad. As a matter of fact, I was working with Colin Creevey, because he had detention for sending a teacher a howler when 80 points was taken from his house when he was showing some pictures from the *cough* girls shower room...
*Hagrid shakes his head*
Hagrid: Anyway, after Creevey saw the, *cough* lunar sighting, he went into shock, as if he had looked at a baby basilisk! That's why he hasn't been at class; the poor boy has been in a semi-petrified state.
*Dumbledore gapes*
Hagrid: Should I question the girls on the matter?
Dumbledore: No, they have probably forgotten by now. However, I will tell Minerva to try what she can to keep a better eye on the girls...
*that night, at the girls dorm...*
*More Truth or Dare! Hermione, Mel, Violet, Ginny, and Parvarti sit in a circle, getting ready to do special edition truth or dare!*
Hermione: Ok, this is how it works, someone will call on you and give you a dare. If you don't do it, you have to send a howler to Dumbledore revealing a secret! Ready, Ginny, you start!
Ginny: Hermione, go find Neville and *whispers in her ear*
Hermione: Oh GOD no!
*Ginny nods*
Hermione: Oh, OK!
*Neville walks in, at which Hermione walks up and hugs him*
Hermione: That was painful!
Melony: THAT was it?
Hermione: We need to stick to our G rating.
Melony: Oh yea, I forgot.
*Melony rolls her eyes*
Hermione: Parv-
*Minerva stomps in angrily, seeing the girls playing Truth or Dare*
McGonagall: I can't believe you girls! I already took points last year from you for doing this! One hundred points each from Gryffindor!
Melony: But we only have two hundred!
McGonagall: Oh...well...then you are at a negative stance of points! Improve your grades instead of these childish games, and you might earn them back much quicker!
*The next morning, at therapy*
Draco: I-I-IT W-W-WA-WAS LIKE A FAT FACE, ONLY THERE WAS A B-B-BIG CRACK DOWN THE MIDDLE! I-I-IT H-H-HAD SOME EX-X-EXTREM-EM-EXTREMITY OF AC-AC- ACNE! I-I-IT WAS A B-B-BEAST!
*at the main room of Hogwarts*
Dumbledore: We have noticed an error we so deeply missed last year; Oliver Wood's 7th year! We accidentally held him back into his 8th! So today, we gradutate young Wood from Hogwarts and congratulate him.
*Wood runs from the insanity that is hogwarts*
Dumbledore: Now, we know that young Harry was deeply disappointed at his lost of the seeker position. Especially to a girl. A-
*Dumbledore notices everyone staring at him*
Dumbledore: Anyway, we are going to give Harry Wood's keeper position. But, we are going to give the captain position to...Melony!
Melony: *Stands on her chair* Listen, I just want to say; I am fed up of it! I don't want the freaking captain position! I don't mind being on the team, but for god's sake you don't know if I'm any good and you are giving me things left and right! Give Harry the position, cause I don't want it!
*Melony storms out*
Dumbledore: Actually, I had just gotten the announcement from Minerva that she had to stay over winter break, and to stop flinging her peas at Neville! I was going to give Harry the position! But, she had to ruin the suprise. Rotten child...
A/N Will Draco continue to be in therapy for whatever he saw? Will Melony find out that Harry is the real captain? Will the girls try to play Truth or Dare? Will the writer EVER get sick of these phony cliffhangers? Find out in Episode 6: Voldemort and Makeovers. Just kidding! No creepy makeover for a LONG time! So, look for Episode 6: Charms and Cho-Chang!
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things.
Disclaimer: I'm lucky to own two stuff ducks. 'Nough said!
(I am writing this in what everyone thinks is scriptform. Real script form is quite hard to write though interesting to read. How do I know this? Because I am studying screenwriting for the semester, so HA!)(Oh, and sorry if I am stealing your idea, tpaca. But writer's block is kicking my arse big time, so...)
Episode Five: Full Moons and the Shrink
*Melony ended up doing two days detention for having no respect for elders. Her Punishment? Had to clean cauldrons. By the end, she had invisible spots and three guys in love with her for a week. For a day she almost switched bodies with Harry, but that's another story. Moving on to a scene in the Headmaster's Room...*
Dumbledore: *After there is a knock on the door*Come in!
*Hagrid walks in*
Hagrid: 'Ello, Dumbledore. (I can't write Hagrid-ch, so Normal english for Haggierid!) This is about some of those girls in Gryffindor.
*Dubledore nods*
Hagrid: Well, I think they've bin playing that game again...
Dumbledore: What makes you say that?
*Muffled talking from Hagrid occurs. Dumbledore becomes shocked*
Dumbledore: They WHAT?
Hagrid: And it was pretty bad. As a matter of fact, I was working with Colin Creevey, because he had detention for sending a teacher a howler when 80 points was taken from his house when he was showing some pictures from the *cough* girls shower room...
*Hagrid shakes his head*
Hagrid: Anyway, after Creevey saw the, *cough* lunar sighting, he went into shock, as if he had looked at a baby basilisk! That's why he hasn't been at class; the poor boy has been in a semi-petrified state.
*Dumbledore gapes*
Hagrid: Should I question the girls on the matter?
Dumbledore: No, they have probably forgotten by now. However, I will tell Minerva to try what she can to keep a better eye on the girls...
*that night, at the girls dorm...*
*More Truth or Dare! Hermione, Mel, Violet, Ginny, and Parvarti sit in a circle, getting ready to do special edition truth or dare!*
Hermione: Ok, this is how it works, someone will call on you and give you a dare. If you don't do it, you have to send a howler to Dumbledore revealing a secret! Ready, Ginny, you start!
Ginny: Hermione, go find Neville and *whispers in her ear*
Hermione: Oh GOD no!
*Ginny nods*
Hermione: Oh, OK!
*Neville walks in, at which Hermione walks up and hugs him*
Hermione: That was painful!
Melony: THAT was it?
Hermione: We need to stick to our G rating.
Melony: Oh yea, I forgot.
*Melony rolls her eyes*
Hermione: Parv-
*Minerva stomps in angrily, seeing the girls playing Truth or Dare*
McGonagall: I can't believe you girls! I already took points last year from you for doing this! One hundred points each from Gryffindor!
Melony: But we only have two hundred!
McGonagall: Oh...well...then you are at a negative stance of points! Improve your grades instead of these childish games, and you might earn them back much quicker!
*The next morning, at therapy*
Draco: I-I-IT W-W-WA-WAS LIKE A FAT FACE, ONLY THERE WAS A B-B-BIG CRACK DOWN THE MIDDLE! I-I-IT H-H-HAD SOME EX-X-EXTREM-EM-EXTREMITY OF AC-AC- ACNE! I-I-IT WAS A B-B-BEAST!
*at the main room of Hogwarts*
Dumbledore: We have noticed an error we so deeply missed last year; Oliver Wood's 7th year! We accidentally held him back into his 8th! So today, we gradutate young Wood from Hogwarts and congratulate him.
*Wood runs from the insanity that is hogwarts*
Dumbledore: Now, we know that young Harry was deeply disappointed at his lost of the seeker position. Especially to a girl. A-
*Dumbledore notices everyone staring at him*
Dumbledore: Anyway, we are going to give Harry Wood's keeper position. But, we are going to give the captain position to...Melony!
Melony: *Stands on her chair* Listen, I just want to say; I am fed up of it! I don't want the freaking captain position! I don't mind being on the team, but for god's sake you don't know if I'm any good and you are giving me things left and right! Give Harry the position, cause I don't want it!
*Melony storms out*
Dumbledore: Actually, I had just gotten the announcement from Minerva that she had to stay over winter break, and to stop flinging her peas at Neville! I was going to give Harry the position! But, she had to ruin the suprise. Rotten child...
A/N Will Draco continue to be in therapy for whatever he saw? Will Melony find out that Harry is the real captain? Will the girls try to play Truth or Dare? Will the writer EVER get sick of these phony cliffhangers? Find out in Episode 6: Voldemort and Makeovers. Just kidding! No creepy makeover for a LONG time! So, look for Episode 6: Charms and Cho-Chang!
