The New Kid
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things.
Disclaimer: Is it possible for a girl to run out of disclaimers? Well, if she doesn't own any more it is possible. Which reminds me, not only am I running low on disclaimers, but I own nothing! Meanwhile, JK Rowling is SWIMMING in money and crap. And why would you think I was her in the first place? *mutters* People...
(I am writing this in what everyone thinks is scriptform. Real script form is quite hard to write though interesting to read. How do I know this? Because I am studying screenwriting for the semester, so HA!)(Oh, and sorry if I am stealing your idea, tpaca. But writer's block is kicking my arse big time, so...)
Episode Six: Charms and Cho-Chang!
*Harry eventually came up and apologised to Mel for being so rude. He didn't say why, he just said his sorries, and went to bed. Mel just ignored it and went to sleep, and started realising that Draco hadn't been to class since that first game of truth or dare. Then again, neither had Creevey. And Hagrid had been having difficulties with his teaching duties. Mel started thinking crazy things, but fell asleep before she could keep them for memory. At therapy...*
Draco: T-T-THE BEAST HAS B-B-BEGUN TO H-H-HAUNT MY D-D-DREAMS! I-I-IT STARES AT M-M-ME AND T-T-TAUNTS ME WHILE I T-T-TRY TO BECOME AN EQUAL OF P- P-POTTER'S! I-I-IT ISN'T F-F-FAIR!
*Back in Normalville (or at least as normal as Hogwarts gets)*
Melony: *is walking with Hermione to Charms, which is next door to Hermione's DADA* Harry has been acting wierd lately. I have only known his *cough* jerk self, but is he always this *cough* quiet?
Hermione: Oh, it's Cho; she was in Romania studying something...
Melony: Cho?
Hermione: Cho Chang, the girl from Ravenclaw...
Melony: OH, right, you told me about her and how Harry *ak-hem*
Hermione: Right. Oh, here is my class, see you later!
*Hermione walks into class, and Melony runs up so she isn't late for class*
Flitwick: OH! Hello Miss Cana! Glad you could make it on time today! Well, today we will be doing a very special set of charms. Therefore, I have a special teacher here with me for a joint class! Welcome Mr. Ecorde, from DADA!
*A wall turns and then disappears, showing a tape recorder with eyes and a little red mouth*
Melony: THAT is a teacher?
Flitwick: Well, we either enchanted this, or one of those *cough* flip pens...
Melony: Oh-Kaay...
*Melony questions whether she is the only sane one, or hearing things when she notices no one reacting*
Flitwick: Anyway, today we are going to be learning the body binding charms. There are four kinds, but the reasons we are doing this with DADA is because we want you to try them on...Mr. Ecorde, will you pull the curtain?
*Ecorde floats over and pulls a string, revealing a bunch of...trolls! The trolls stampede over, but Flitwick mutters a term and waves his wand, and they all freeze*
Flitwick: Of course, we want you to learn the spells first!
*Flitwick teaches them all four spells; One body binds so they can't move at all, one just does the upper half, one just does the lower half, and one freezes all but the eyes (I don't know the dang names!) *
Flitwick: One, two, three, BEGIN!
*Flitwick flicks his wand, and the trolls start running. Everyone but Neville and Melony freeze a troll. Neville speeds it up, while Melony levitates it, throwing it out the window*
Flitwick: Now, Miss Cana, why did you do that?
Melony: Because if you bind them, you have to unbind them eventually, at which time they'll kill you. However, if you throw them out a window, they will die, therefore you will still be alive.
*Melony smiles sweetly*
*At dinner*
Melony: DETENTION! THE MINI ME GAVE ME DETENTION! AND I MADE MORE SENSE! BUT DOES ANYBODY BLOODY CARE? NO!
Hermione: Calm down, you are going to burst a vain. Besides, the teacher is always right, not the student.
Melony: BUT _I_ WAS RIGHT! WHEN YOU DO UNFREEZE THEM, THEY WILL KILL YOU! JUST THROW THEM OUT A DAMN WINDOW!
Harry: Or steal their power with a sc-
Hermione and Melony: HARRY SHUT UP!
Hermione: Hey, we are going to try to play truth or dare again tonight...
Melony: And lose 400 points again?
Hermione: Actually, we are going to play in the Forbidden Forest...
Melony: Oh, that changes everything, let me rephrase. And lose 800 more points, on top of 400?
Hermione: Hey, it was Parvarti's idea, and I like it!
Melony: Well I don't, count me out!
*that night, The same five girls are entering the Forbidden Forest, except Melony has been tied to a BBQ pole by her hands and feet, and Ginny and Hermione are carrying her into the forest*
Melony: I said count me out, not cook me up! I have detention, and if I am missing, points wi-
Hermione: Melony, shut up! Listen, we aren't in here to play truth or dare, actually, we are here to do something for Hagrid. There is a student that has been in therapy, and he wanted us to get him!
Melony: THEN WHY IN BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DRAGGING ME ALONG?
Hermione: Because Hagrid sad the kid likes you, and it is the only way to get him out! See, whatever he saw drove him crazy! He obtained a stutter, and dreams about whatever he saw! They can't get him to leave, so we are using you as bait!
Melony: OH WHAT FUN!
A/N What will happen when they use poor Mel as Malfoy bait? Will they lose points for traveling through the forest? Will we ever find out what Cho Chang had to do with this episode? Find out in Episode 7: Stutters and Mid- Terms !
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things.
Disclaimer: Is it possible for a girl to run out of disclaimers? Well, if she doesn't own any more it is possible. Which reminds me, not only am I running low on disclaimers, but I own nothing! Meanwhile, JK Rowling is SWIMMING in money and crap. And why would you think I was her in the first place? *mutters* People...
(I am writing this in what everyone thinks is scriptform. Real script form is quite hard to write though interesting to read. How do I know this? Because I am studying screenwriting for the semester, so HA!)(Oh, and sorry if I am stealing your idea, tpaca. But writer's block is kicking my arse big time, so...)
Episode Six: Charms and Cho-Chang!
*Harry eventually came up and apologised to Mel for being so rude. He didn't say why, he just said his sorries, and went to bed. Mel just ignored it and went to sleep, and started realising that Draco hadn't been to class since that first game of truth or dare. Then again, neither had Creevey. And Hagrid had been having difficulties with his teaching duties. Mel started thinking crazy things, but fell asleep before she could keep them for memory. At therapy...*
Draco: T-T-THE BEAST HAS B-B-BEGUN TO H-H-HAUNT MY D-D-DREAMS! I-I-IT STARES AT M-M-ME AND T-T-TAUNTS ME WHILE I T-T-TRY TO BECOME AN EQUAL OF P- P-POTTER'S! I-I-IT ISN'T F-F-FAIR!
*Back in Normalville (or at least as normal as Hogwarts gets)*
Melony: *is walking with Hermione to Charms, which is next door to Hermione's DADA* Harry has been acting wierd lately. I have only known his *cough* jerk self, but is he always this *cough* quiet?
Hermione: Oh, it's Cho; she was in Romania studying something...
Melony: Cho?
Hermione: Cho Chang, the girl from Ravenclaw...
Melony: OH, right, you told me about her and how Harry *ak-hem*
Hermione: Right. Oh, here is my class, see you later!
*Hermione walks into class, and Melony runs up so she isn't late for class*
Flitwick: OH! Hello Miss Cana! Glad you could make it on time today! Well, today we will be doing a very special set of charms. Therefore, I have a special teacher here with me for a joint class! Welcome Mr. Ecorde, from DADA!
*A wall turns and then disappears, showing a tape recorder with eyes and a little red mouth*
Melony: THAT is a teacher?
Flitwick: Well, we either enchanted this, or one of those *cough* flip pens...
Melony: Oh-Kaay...
*Melony questions whether she is the only sane one, or hearing things when she notices no one reacting*
Flitwick: Anyway, today we are going to be learning the body binding charms. There are four kinds, but the reasons we are doing this with DADA is because we want you to try them on...Mr. Ecorde, will you pull the curtain?
*Ecorde floats over and pulls a string, revealing a bunch of...trolls! The trolls stampede over, but Flitwick mutters a term and waves his wand, and they all freeze*
Flitwick: Of course, we want you to learn the spells first!
*Flitwick teaches them all four spells; One body binds so they can't move at all, one just does the upper half, one just does the lower half, and one freezes all but the eyes (I don't know the dang names!) *
Flitwick: One, two, three, BEGIN!
*Flitwick flicks his wand, and the trolls start running. Everyone but Neville and Melony freeze a troll. Neville speeds it up, while Melony levitates it, throwing it out the window*
Flitwick: Now, Miss Cana, why did you do that?
Melony: Because if you bind them, you have to unbind them eventually, at which time they'll kill you. However, if you throw them out a window, they will die, therefore you will still be alive.
*Melony smiles sweetly*
*At dinner*
Melony: DETENTION! THE MINI ME GAVE ME DETENTION! AND I MADE MORE SENSE! BUT DOES ANYBODY BLOODY CARE? NO!
Hermione: Calm down, you are going to burst a vain. Besides, the teacher is always right, not the student.
Melony: BUT _I_ WAS RIGHT! WHEN YOU DO UNFREEZE THEM, THEY WILL KILL YOU! JUST THROW THEM OUT A DAMN WINDOW!
Harry: Or steal their power with a sc-
Hermione and Melony: HARRY SHUT UP!
Hermione: Hey, we are going to try to play truth or dare again tonight...
Melony: And lose 400 points again?
Hermione: Actually, we are going to play in the Forbidden Forest...
Melony: Oh, that changes everything, let me rephrase. And lose 800 more points, on top of 400?
Hermione: Hey, it was Parvarti's idea, and I like it!
Melony: Well I don't, count me out!
*that night, The same five girls are entering the Forbidden Forest, except Melony has been tied to a BBQ pole by her hands and feet, and Ginny and Hermione are carrying her into the forest*
Melony: I said count me out, not cook me up! I have detention, and if I am missing, points wi-
Hermione: Melony, shut up! Listen, we aren't in here to play truth or dare, actually, we are here to do something for Hagrid. There is a student that has been in therapy, and he wanted us to get him!
Melony: THEN WHY IN BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DRAGGING ME ALONG?
Hermione: Because Hagrid sad the kid likes you, and it is the only way to get him out! See, whatever he saw drove him crazy! He obtained a stutter, and dreams about whatever he saw! They can't get him to leave, so we are using you as bait!
Melony: OH WHAT FUN!
A/N What will happen when they use poor Mel as Malfoy bait? Will they lose points for traveling through the forest? Will we ever find out what Cho Chang had to do with this episode? Find out in Episode 7: Stutters and Mid- Terms !
