The New Kid
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an American named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things.
Disclaimer: God, your skulls are thick; I-OWN-NOTHING!
Episode 10- Slytherins and Snape's Disposition
*Melony didn't sleep well that night, constantly dreaming about Legolas going for a standing split in a kilt, and Voldemort doing the same. When she finally got some decent sleep...*
Mary Sue: Like, wake u-up!
Melony:Meh?
*Mary Sue looks much thinner than the night before, only having an extreme bust line. She still looks very happy, however*
Melony: what are you doing waking me up at ... 5 in the morning? And what happened to all your weight?
Mary Sue: I took your advice, and I have a push-up bra. Besides, I'm a new Chaser. Katie was taking magical steroids.
Melony: Hey, you do realise that I was kidding about making yourself vomit right?
*the comment has gone on deaf ears. She has already bounced out of the room, either to change into her robes or to vomit. Melony gets up slowly, and grabs her robes. In addition she also gets her broom. She slowly walks down to the common room, deciding to wait for Harry. Why not, after all, he is the new captain. Then, she remembers something.*
Melony: Today isn't quidditch training; today's double muggle studies with all four houses and double potions with Slytherin. I have two hours to sleep.
*four hours later, after breakfast and before Muggle Studies...*
Melony: I'm telling you, Mary Sue has lost her mind!
Hermione: What mind?
Melony: You know, that little peanut attached to her spine? Well, she woke me up for Quidditch practice, and you know what? There's no practice in the morning anymore, because Harry says his scar needs rest!
*Hermione and Melony finally get to the Astronomy Tower, which is being used for the only class the whole school has to take together. Hermione and Melony go and stand next to a very tall first year Ravenclaw with long brown hair, who has most of her hair in a pink hair clip that says in sparkles 'Mandy'. They wait ten minutes for the teacher...*
Snape: WHY HELLO!
*Snape happily walks out in a pink robe. Because he washed his hair, it is now a blonde-ish tint, and he is wearing a white suit under the pink robe. He looks happy.*
Mandy: OMiGo-o-o-o-d! PINK! I LOVE PINK!
*The Mandy girl nearly loses her mind, suffering from a pink overdose. Sevvie (which he has now changed his name to) happily bounces to the chalkboard. Malfoy is seen suffering from a major heart attack*
Sevvie: Okay, today we are going to learn about the glorious, wonderful world of the non-magical folk! *he slowly bounces away from the chalkboard to replace the torches with pink roses and lilies* See, these folk are very special, in the sense that they cannot survive without magic, which is, like, so totally WONDERFUL!
Mandy: -pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-
Dumbledore: Oh, by the way, I want to apologise to everyone. We had a staff meeting, and someone cursed the turntable so Severus is like this. Unfortunately, he'll be healed in a week...
Melony: Oh...how joyous...
Sevvie: The first thing we'll be doing, is, like learning how to water without a wand! Then, we'll move on to the more, like, totally complex coloring pictures with an, like item called crayons.
Melony: Oh, bleck.
Mandy: -pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-
*This continued for TWO HOURS. Well, 'Sevvie', that is. After about five minutes Mandy finally coped and started trying to befriend Melony. At first, Melony was just downright...scared of her. But, eventually, they started talking, and Mandy and Melony befriended each other. However, Hermione just couldn't handle the happiness that is Mandy. Anyway, after Muggle Studies, there was...lunch...*
Sevvie: ...and pink tulips for you...and magenta daisies for you...and red roses for you...
*well, that wasn't very eventful, so let's skip to double potions...*
Sevvie: ...and a pink sight potion for you...and a love potion for you...and an eternally happy potion for you...and two hundred points for you, and you, and you, just for wearing red!
*The sound of Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise, and every other male Slytherin hitting the floor is heard, while the Slytherin girls sigh dreamily*
Melony: God save me...
Sevvie: 5 point from you, you, and all of you, for wearing green...nasty ickie!
*Well, that, too, was uneventful. Skipping to Melony and Mandy in the girl's out of order bathroom to talk about their day*
Melony: Do me a favor, and KILL ME NOW!
Mandy: Oh come on, he's not THAT bad...
Melony: Uh...he spent potions handing out points and pink tranquilizers...
Mandy: *sigh* I know...
Melony: riiiite...hey, what do you think of Lockheart?
Mandy: Nasty bugger...
Melony: *phweew*
Mandy: Never once did he wear pink, he overly favored blue...
Melony: yea, right, hey, how did you get into Ravenclaw?
Mandy: Oh, well, I'm mainly a computer cling-on, so I was sorted via my dolling ability and which art program I owned.
Melony: I think this will be the start of a beautiful friendship...
A/N: Will Snape really get cured? Will Mandy and Melony become friends? Will there be anything interesting happening any time soon? Find out on Episode 11-Voldemort's Attack and Snape's Sink! - kidding, no black sinks - Episode 11- Voldemort's Attack and Lucius' Visit!
Summary: Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an American named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth, but sometimes depressing point of view on things.
Disclaimer: God, your skulls are thick; I-OWN-NOTHING!
Episode 10- Slytherins and Snape's Disposition
*Melony didn't sleep well that night, constantly dreaming about Legolas going for a standing split in a kilt, and Voldemort doing the same. When she finally got some decent sleep...*
Mary Sue: Like, wake u-up!
Melony:Meh?
*Mary Sue looks much thinner than the night before, only having an extreme bust line. She still looks very happy, however*
Melony: what are you doing waking me up at ... 5 in the morning? And what happened to all your weight?
Mary Sue: I took your advice, and I have a push-up bra. Besides, I'm a new Chaser. Katie was taking magical steroids.
Melony: Hey, you do realise that I was kidding about making yourself vomit right?
*the comment has gone on deaf ears. She has already bounced out of the room, either to change into her robes or to vomit. Melony gets up slowly, and grabs her robes. In addition she also gets her broom. She slowly walks down to the common room, deciding to wait for Harry. Why not, after all, he is the new captain. Then, she remembers something.*
Melony: Today isn't quidditch training; today's double muggle studies with all four houses and double potions with Slytherin. I have two hours to sleep.
*four hours later, after breakfast and before Muggle Studies...*
Melony: I'm telling you, Mary Sue has lost her mind!
Hermione: What mind?
Melony: You know, that little peanut attached to her spine? Well, she woke me up for Quidditch practice, and you know what? There's no practice in the morning anymore, because Harry says his scar needs rest!
*Hermione and Melony finally get to the Astronomy Tower, which is being used for the only class the whole school has to take together. Hermione and Melony go and stand next to a very tall first year Ravenclaw with long brown hair, who has most of her hair in a pink hair clip that says in sparkles 'Mandy'. They wait ten minutes for the teacher...*
Snape: WHY HELLO!
*Snape happily walks out in a pink robe. Because he washed his hair, it is now a blonde-ish tint, and he is wearing a white suit under the pink robe. He looks happy.*
Mandy: OMiGo-o-o-o-d! PINK! I LOVE PINK!
*The Mandy girl nearly loses her mind, suffering from a pink overdose. Sevvie (which he has now changed his name to) happily bounces to the chalkboard. Malfoy is seen suffering from a major heart attack*
Sevvie: Okay, today we are going to learn about the glorious, wonderful world of the non-magical folk! *he slowly bounces away from the chalkboard to replace the torches with pink roses and lilies* See, these folk are very special, in the sense that they cannot survive without magic, which is, like, so totally WONDERFUL!
Mandy: -pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-
Dumbledore: Oh, by the way, I want to apologise to everyone. We had a staff meeting, and someone cursed the turntable so Severus is like this. Unfortunately, he'll be healed in a week...
Melony: Oh...how joyous...
Sevvie: The first thing we'll be doing, is, like learning how to water without a wand! Then, we'll move on to the more, like, totally complex coloring pictures with an, like item called crayons.
Melony: Oh, bleck.
Mandy: -pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-pi-nk-
*This continued for TWO HOURS. Well, 'Sevvie', that is. After about five minutes Mandy finally coped and started trying to befriend Melony. At first, Melony was just downright...scared of her. But, eventually, they started talking, and Mandy and Melony befriended each other. However, Hermione just couldn't handle the happiness that is Mandy. Anyway, after Muggle Studies, there was...lunch...*
Sevvie: ...and pink tulips for you...and magenta daisies for you...and red roses for you...
*well, that wasn't very eventful, so let's skip to double potions...*
Sevvie: ...and a pink sight potion for you...and a love potion for you...and an eternally happy potion for you...and two hundred points for you, and you, and you, just for wearing red!
*The sound of Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise, and every other male Slytherin hitting the floor is heard, while the Slytherin girls sigh dreamily*
Melony: God save me...
Sevvie: 5 point from you, you, and all of you, for wearing green...nasty ickie!
*Well, that, too, was uneventful. Skipping to Melony and Mandy in the girl's out of order bathroom to talk about their day*
Melony: Do me a favor, and KILL ME NOW!
Mandy: Oh come on, he's not THAT bad...
Melony: Uh...he spent potions handing out points and pink tranquilizers...
Mandy: *sigh* I know...
Melony: riiiite...hey, what do you think of Lockheart?
Mandy: Nasty bugger...
Melony: *phweew*
Mandy: Never once did he wear pink, he overly favored blue...
Melony: yea, right, hey, how did you get into Ravenclaw?
Mandy: Oh, well, I'm mainly a computer cling-on, so I was sorted via my dolling ability and which art program I owned.
Melony: I think this will be the start of a beautiful friendship...
A/N: Will Snape really get cured? Will Mandy and Melony become friends? Will there be anything interesting happening any time soon? Find out on Episode 11-Voldemort's Attack and Snape's Sink! - kidding, no black sinks - Episode 11- Voldemort's Attack and Lucius' Visit!
