This, ladies and gentlemen, is how the Weasley Justice League managed to get all of their super-dee-duper magical powers and how they came into being!!!! How wonderful is that, huh? Anyway, thank you, and review or else I'll take away your copy of the Order of The Phoenix!!!!!

Love you all!!!
George

It was a very boring Potions class. Miniscule explosions, people setting themselves on fire, George couldn't help but yawn. Snape flipped his oily hair, only it wasn't oily, it was shiny and silky and oh-so-soft because of Herbal Essences and droned on with his lesson.
Fred got up to poke Snape in the butt, but because of his klutzy ways he tipped over a cauldron. Everyone got out of the way, except for George and Lee who were laughing hysterically at Fred. From dropping the cauldron, it had started a chain reaction and everything splashed on Fred George and Lee, who all fell to the ground and started twitching. "I should call somebody," Snape said and shrugged and went back to drawing, 'I love Remus Lupin' on his hand.
Suddenly, the twitching trio started to glow. They all jumped up with an amazing "BAM!" sign. George was the first to speak, "I am George the Wonder Monkey, sworn protector of the innocent, savior of the Universe," he finished his speech and posed with his hands on his hips. "I, Fred," Fred stated, "am Fred the Wonder Snail with a Green Party Hat and a Blue Plaid Sweater, with the Wonder Monkey, I, too, protect and save!" He also posed with his hands on his hips. Lee was next, "And finally, it is I! Lee the Purple Speedo Man with Flaming Orange High Heel Boots, together with the Wonder Snail and the Wonder Monkey, we rid the world of all Slytherin badness and evil doing!" "Together, we form.," said George, "The WEASLEY JUSTICE LEAGUE!" they shouted in unison.
Suddenly with Lee's new super power, in which he could slow down stuff, like in The Matrix, all three jumped in the air and did the little Kung-Fu thing. The class ooh-ed and ahh-ed. They landed and Fred, seeing what his new power was, looked at Snape's pile of quizzes that he knew he had failed (from his brand spanking new telekinetic power) the papers burst into flames. Being a Pyromaniac, telekinetic, pyrokenetic, Pyromaniac, Fred smiled at the pretty flames.
Snape, taking no notice of his burning papers was now skipping around the room, throwing flower petals and wearing an "I love the sexy werewolf" T-shirt singing Abba at the top of his lungs. He frolicked up to the Weasley Justice League and threw petals at the and skipped away, whistling "I Like Big Butts," by Sir Mixalot.
George raised his eyebrow, "Umm.yeah," then noticing his new super power x-ray, inferred vision, he gasped. Fred and Lee spun around, whipping Daisy petals off of them. "What is it Wonder Monkey?" Fred asked. "It's just that.Snape's wearing a ..a.thong!" George said fighting, and losing, the urge to laugh. "What" Lee said, "I wanna see!" The twins went silent. "Whaaaat?!" they said in perfect unison. Lee blushed.

And that, my friends, is how the Weasley Justice League came to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And remember....ENJOY!! also, happy summer (

p.s. after posting this, I realized that we had already explained the exact "origins", if you will, of WJL, but this, is how they got their powers, and I do so hope it wasn't all tooooo confusing, if it was, my deepest apologies, and dammit if you flame me I'll find you..