Hey everyone! This is my first fic, so I hope it turns out okay. I would like to thank my idol Rinoa Redcloak and her "Virgin's Guide to Yaoi". It was a great help for an innocent girl like me ^_^.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei. An if I did I'd get arrested for locking Hisoka in my closet.

Summary: Watari has a new experiment that he wants to try on Hisoka. And then Tsuzuki finds him. It's a typical TxH lemon.

Dialog is in quotation marks, thoughts are in ~...~ (because the stupid italics wont work -_-').

Comments and critisism are welcome and appriciated. ^_^

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------

Watari looked up at the clock. 1:53 AM. He sighed, squinting through the slit in the Easy-Bake Oven he had managed to find at a garage sale. Inside, brown hearts began to dribble into puddles on the tin plate. When they were completely liquefied, he slowly pushed them out from under the cheap lightbulb heater.

Turning to the side, Watari picked up a beaker containing a clear solution, which happened to look a lot like Sprite or one of the many other lemon- lime drinks one might buy. Using an eye dropper, he dripped some into the mushy chocolate.

"There!" The blond scientist smiled, pouring the sugary-sweet mess into several round blobs on a piece of waxed paper. Popping those into the fridge, Watari grabbed up a pen and scribbled the words "To Hisoka, from Watari" on the small card attached to the chocolate box. "Let's just hope this works" he muttered to no one in particular, and, clicking off the light, he went home for some much needed rest.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------

What was he supposed to do?! He had walked in and it was just sitting there on his desk, neatly stacked on top of the paperwork as if it was normal for it to be in his office at all. Hisoka stared at the box of chocolates. From Watari. The box of chocolates was from *Watari*. This was not good.

~Calm down Hisoka... It's just some stupid candy. Nothing's wrong with it. I mean, even if Watari made a potion that *worked*, he wouldn't trick me like this. It's just plain cruel.~ Again Hisoka's gaze fell to the heart- shaped box. He really didn't like sweets, but it felt so rude to simply throw them away. Tsuzuki was nowhere to be found (late again, no doubt), so the young Shinigami couldn't give them to him. ~Whatever, i'll just eat a few.~ Hisoka waked over to the package and slowly untied the silk ribbon. Revoming the lid, thin fingers pulled out a single piece of chocolate and...

Green eyes closed in contentment. ~This is... great.~ Not even bothering to check if his chest was larger or if he had a second head, Hisoka grabbed more chocolate. The box was empty within a few minutes.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------

Good? Bad? Worst thing you've ever read? Feedback please ^_^