I own any and all original songs.

WARNING: Guy snogging guy. Evil Sora-Kairi fangirl and Kairi bashing.

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Kingdom Hearts: The Musical

Part Three:

S O R A !

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PREVIOUSLY:

ESKFG: EVIL?!?! ~ HE CALLED US EVIL!!!

Sora: ~ Me and Kairi together is evil?

Me: Well, sorta... What am I saying? ~ YES! OF COURSE! Cer-tan-LEEE!

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(On the beach of Destiny Island. Riku and Mickey have been saved.)

ESKFG: Riku must die! Alana must die! ~ Kill the beasts!

Riku: SORA! ~ My true love, protect me! 'Tis it not enough that I suffer in silence? ~ Now I have to run from baka idiot fangirls who don't know what it's like to love in vain! ~ Save me from the evil demons!

Sora: Er... (Is a bit lost, but summons the keyblade anyway) ~ I'll protect you, best friend of all!

ESKFG: (Stop in their tracks) OOH! ~ KEYBLADE! (Surround Sora) Can I hold the key? The key's so cool! SORA, GIMME! The keyblade is ours! (Grab keyblade and cluster around it, ooh-ing and ahh-ing)

Sora: HEY! ~ Give it BACK, give it BACK, IT'S MINE!

Riku: As a demonstration of my love for you, ~ I! Riku! Of the Island of Destiny! Shall retrieve the Keyblade!

Sora: ~ ???

Riku: If you tell me one thing...

Sora: What?

Riku: ~ Do you love me?

Sora: ~ Do I WHAT?

Riku: ~ Do you love me?

Sora: ~ Do I love him?

Riku: Well?

ESKFG: NO! ~ Sora, you love KAIRI! 'Tis the DESTINY!

Kairi: And anyway, ~ I love you...

Sora: You do?

Kairi: I JUST SAID I DO!

ESKFG: (Romantic sigh) ~ Ah, true love shall triumph!

Sora: No, the keyblade will. And speaking of that, ~ GIVE IT BACK!

Riku: (Quietly) True love will triumph?... (Runs up to Sora, sweeps him off his feet, and gives him a thorough snogging)

Sora: O.o ~ Mmph!

Me: COOLIES! (Starts taking pictures of Sora getting snoged by Riku)

ESKFG& Kairi: O.O ~ NOOOO!!! SORA! STOP!!

Sora: (Looks like he's starting to enjoy being snoged by Riku)

Riku: (Looks extremely happy while snogging Sora)

Kairi: ~ STOP THE SNOGS! ~ Anyway, it's an IDIODIC nickname for getting kissed.

Me: Aw, you're no fun... ~ Riku! Keep up the snogging!

Kairi: KISSING!

Riku: (Drops Sora in surprise) ~ Did you two just agree?

Sora: Oww...

Kairi: N-n-n-no! I, I meant, NOO!!!

Riku: ^^ (Grabs Sora and continues the snog-fest)

Everyone except the ESKFG and Kairi: AWW! ~ Such unbearably cute shonen-ai! Keep up the snogs!

Readers: ~ And the songs!

Riku: (Snogs Sora happily)

Kairi: ~ STOP! Please stop the awful snogs! (Has a mental breakdown)

Sora: (Breaks away from Riku) KAIRI!

Riku: Uh, oops? ^^;;

TBC

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A/N:

Riku stopped snogging Sora! v.v

Kairi: NO! EVIL WORD! STOP USING IT!

SNOGGING! SNOGGING! SNOGGING! YAOI!

Kairi: NOOOOOO!!! (Runs far, far away.) THEY'RE EVIL! PROTECT ME FROM THEM!

Hehehe... Hooray! She's gone! But, unfortunately, not from the STORY... Does Kairi recover from her mental breakdown? Does Sora enjoy being kissed by Riku? Does Riku feel any remorse for causing Kairi to have a mental breakdown because he was kissing Sora? And why IS everyone singing? Find out next time on...

Kingdom Hearts: The Musical!