Much happens. Much. Disclaimer at end.

EOESKFG- every other evil Sora-Kairi fangirl

ESKFG#- Evil Sora-Kairi fangirl (insert number here)

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Kingdom Hearts: The Musical

Part Four:

B Y E B Y E B Y E !

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PREVIOUSLY

Riku: (Snogs Sora happily)

Kairi: ~ STOP! Please stop the awful snogs! (Has a mental breakdown)

Sora: (Breaks away from Riku) KAIRI!

Riku: Uh, oops? ^^;;

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(On the beach of Destiny Island. Riku and Mickey have been saved.)

Riku: Is she all right? Not that she's not evil, but...

Sora: ~ Kairi! Kairi! Kairi, wake up!

ESKFG: Uh, Kairi? ~ You're gone! Now it's only those two!

Riku: You're right! ~ THANK YOU AGAIN! (Ignores Kairi and enters the Realm of Snogdom again with Sora)

Me: (Starts takeing pictures again) ~ Kawaii! Kawaii! Shounen ai!

ESKFG1: (Blinks) They almost look cute...

EOESKFS: ~ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! (Angry. VERY angry.)

ESKFG1: ~ Sorry! Sorry! Please don't kill me! I love the pairing of Sora and Kairi!

R&S: (Still in the Realm of Snogs. Sora is actually in the realm of Thourgh Snogdom, while Riku is in the realm of Complete Snogging)

Assorted Shounen-Ai Fangirls: Awww... ^^ (Slowly and romantically) ~ How we love this, How we adore, keep it up, we love it, love it, evermore!

ESKFG: Heyyy... (Loud and angrily) ~ Heathens! Demons! BEASTS!

ASAFG: (Notice ESKFG) ~ HA! ~ You can not defeat us! We call on... ~ BAKURA/RYOU!

B&R: (Appear) Huh?

ASAFG: (Grab Ryou) (Slow and chant-like) ~ Oh, evil spirit, tomb robber of the ring, send the monsters to the shadow realm! If for us this task you perform, you get a hotel room for a week with your hikari.

ASAFG1: (Pops up and does a saleswoman) 10% off, and a guarantee that Ryou's dad wont find out!

Bakura: (Blinks) (Looks at Ryou) (Looks at ESKFG) (Grins) Will you let me have a chance at the PharaohBaka?

ASAFG1: Sure! ^^

Bakura: (Smirks eviliy)

ASAFG: ~ He's doing this tonight! There isn't gonna be a fight! Oh, this is so right, hey, babies, you're gone! (Gesture at Riku and Sora) We love that endlessly! And now, one two three!

Bakura: (Sends the ESKFG to the shadow realm on three and joins the ASAFG)

ASAFG&B: ~ It doesn't really mater, now you're gone! I want more, more, more, it ain't no lie. (Bakura grabs Ryou and disappears to the hotel room) ~ And they're out the door! Babies, Bye, bye, bye!

Me: ~ BYE BYE! ^^

(The boys break out of the Realm of Snogs)

Riku: (Quietly, happily) ~ Do you love me?

Sora: (The same) ~ How could I not?

Riku: (Still quietly and happily, but to the ASAFG) ~ Oh, he loves me...

ASAFG: ~ Yes he loves you... (Dreamy sigh. A couple swoon and fall on Kairi, but no one notices)

Me: Wow.

Riku: ~ And I love you too... (Gives Sora a perfect lean-back-into-the-other's-embrace-or-fall-over, foot-pop kiss)

Kairi: (Slowly stands up. Very slowly. Very, VERY slowly. No one notices, since they're watching the kiss) (Sees the kiss) (Turns into a heartless-Kairi with yellow cat eyes, fangs, blood-red claws, paler skin, and almost black hair) They... shall... pay...

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(Sings first few notes of Beethoven's fifth) Ba-ba-ba bum, Ba-ba-ba- bummmm... Another pretty short chapter, but oh well. Review, please, and maybe read something else of mine! ^^ Ja ne!

DISCLAIMER: The song "Bye bye bye" and the song from "Fiddler on the Roof" don't belong to me. Kingdom Hearts doesn't belong to me. Yu-Gi-Oh (From which Ryou-kun and Bakura-kun come from) Doesn't belong to me.