This got better reviews than I thought it would, so I'm continuing. But
first, to my reviewers (since this goes under both LOTR & HDM, I'm putting
all reviewers up)
Artemis: Thank you! And we wouldn't want you to fall into deep depression, now would we? Lol. And them 3 in the world of the dead..hee hee! Thanks!
Chocolat elf: I still don't see why people are too lazy to sign in 'cause it really doesn't take that much, but hey, I shouldn't be talking. And you guys say 'I resent that' all the time? Cool! V. glad you like it! Thank you!!!
Shadow: Aah, who cares what the other people in the house think? They just don't appreciate ff. : ) And you helped to convince me to write more. Thank you!!!
Sabriel: 'annoying untold story' LOL. Follow them? Ok then! Both you & Artemis said to, so, why not? Go HDM parodies! We need more!
Lily of the Shadow: Thank you!!! And I expect they do, after all, it said that there were mulefa there, and Gallevespians (who I haven't included in this fic yet but maybe will make an appearance later), so...maybe we'll go there too! Dum dum dum! Lol. That'd be freaky if it turned out to be true.
Luckedancer: Thank you!!! They are my favorite series as well. Well, 2 of my favorites. I have a bunch of others, but that's besides the point. I really didn't expect the reviews to be this good! Thank you!
Ok people if you are a HDM fan, we need more parodies! This is the fourth! The FOURTH! Oh, and to any of you English people who might happen to be reading this, is the first book called 'Northern Lights' instead of 'The Golden Compass' there? I could've sworn I saw something that said something like that, but I couldn't find it later. Garn.
Now, let's see. Where did I leave off? Oh, right. I think I said before that they were going into Lyra's world, but I changed my mind, so they're going to that world with the dead horses/guy.
Legolas: Let's follow them! Hey, look! I get to talk first in this chapter!
Gimli: That's only because Aragorn talked last in the last chapter.
Aragorn: Why are we dividing our adventures into chapters?
Incurelf: Because this is a fic. Carry on please.
Will: begins to close window
Legolas: No wait wait wait I can't get through there without messing up my hair!
Will: Too bad, so sad. You snooze, you lose.
Lyra: Aww, c'mon, Will! He DOES have pretty nifty hair!
Gimli: coughs
Aragorn: Are you insulting an elf's hair?
Legolas: What do you care, HUMAN? C'mon, people! Let's GO! goes through window that Will stopped closing
Will: Wait, WHY are we letting you through again?
Merry & Pippin's drinking song plays
Lyra: Where'd that music come from?
Incurelf: You stupid people! It's not part of the story, it's what I'm listening to!
Lyra: Oh.
Gimli: You're letting us through because we can help you and.and.he doesn't know why else, so he shrugs and goes through the window
Incurelf: and because I have some GOOD ideas and you guys want to see Boromir. Aragorn: Yeah. That. follows Gimli
Will: closes window & opens new one into that world they were supposed to go into before I messed it
Legolas: Dude. A dead guy. Dude. Like, wow.
Gimli: What pot are you on?
Aragorn: What? You have pot and you didn't share it?
Legolas: flips hair at Aragorn Only the best in Middle Earth. Imported from the Gray Havens. Don't get that Shire crap. It sucks.
Gimli: That Shire stuff is pretty good, ELF!
Aragorn: That's me!
Legolas: When will yo-
Will: what?
Gimli: Are humans ALWAYS this stupid?
Aragorn: Yep.
All but Aragorn, even Will & Lyra: raise eyebrows at him
Legolas: Can we stop speaking in turns now? gives me puppy dog look
Incurelf: Oh, alright then
Legolas: Yes! brushes his hair in celebration
Lyra: Can we get a move on please? I really DON'T have my whole life.
Tialys: Yeah! What she said!
Salmakia: Since when do YOU agree with HER?
Tialys: Uuh.
Salmakia: glares You agree with ME, remember?
Tialys: Yes ma'am.
Salmakia: Now come over and give me a kiss! (says in babyish voice)
Tialys: Do I HAVE to?
Pan: sniggers
Gollum's Song plays.
Aragorn: Aah! Hobbit babies! SMART hobbit babies!
Legolas: I don't know. They look like ugly mini dwarves to me, though how dwarves could be any tinier..
Gimli: Take that back! Or.
Will: People, can we get a frickin MOVE on hear? Yes, there's a dead guy, Lyra established about a page ago that there are dead horses and so on in there, so.come on! stalks into the kitchen
Lyra: Come on! Walk this way. saunters into the kitchen, over-doing the model walk
Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn: shrug and saunter into the kitchen, over- doing the model walk*
Will: Ok, we stole the food, we're outa here.
Lyra: Why? I like it here! Very homelike.
Aragorn: Where'd YOU grow up?
Lyra: Jordan College, Oxford, England, the World, the Universe, who knows where, who else know where, nobody know wh-
Will: Oh just shove it, Lyra!
Legolas: decides that Lyra's hair is bad and begins to sing a random song which actually happens to be the one I'm listening to If I had words/to make good hair (a day) for you/I'd sing you some ha-air golden and long (a morning golden and new)/I would make this hair as pretty as mine (day last for all time)/give you shampoo to make it shine all the time (a night deep in moonshine).
Aww, come on. I HAD to do that! If you don't recognize it, watch the movie 'Babe' and listen to the credits. That's the song.
All but Legolas: stare and back away
Will: Ok.well, Pan says that soldiers are coming, so we gotta go. I'll cut a window to your world, and-
Aragorn: ExCUSE me! No. I got a MAJOR score to settle with Boromir.
Gimli: What'd he ever do to you?
Aragorn: Well...you know..stuff!
Will: Fine. Come. I DON'T CARE!
Pan: And I never said anything about no soldiers!
Will: elbows him
Lyra: Hey! No touchie!
Will: Tough crowd. cuts a window
Gimli: Ha! It's fraud! I KNEW I shoulda gotten good insurance!
All but Gimli: Huh?
Gimli: Never mind.
They go through the window with the usual trouble, you know how it is. Er, was. It didn't really affect them although Legolas was SURE it messed up his hair and wondered if all this world-switching was bad for it or not.
Aragorn: This looks strangely familiar.
Lyra: That would be because we were just oh my GOD!
Legolas: Don't humans usually STAY dead when they die? Oh $#!^. We threw Boromir over the cliff!
Aragorn: No, we put him a boat that went over a waterfall. And.I think that's.no! It's not! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost dude who's name I can't remember: (PLEASE tell me if you do) Hey, y'all, sup?
Aragorn: faints
Ghost: You'd think he'd never seen a ghost before! Hey, ma man! Totally cool hair dude! slaps a confused Legolas's hand, even though he is insubstantial
Lyra: to Will Didn't he make more fuss about being dead in the book?
Will: Yeah. Oh well though. Maybe the rest will be like him.
Switch to all ghosts walking away.
Ghosts: We're off to the Land of the Dead! The boring Land of the Dead. We hear the sinners are punished and the good people go to ****! The-
All who are alive: SHUT UP!
That's all I have time for. R/R please! Suggestions are WELCOME!
*This, although I find it funny whenever I see it, is NOT my idea, see Mel Brooks' movies, including History of the World Part 1 (It's good to be the king!), Robin Hood: Men in Tights (A Jew? Here?/No no no. Not a Jew, Achoo!), Young Frankenstein (It's Fraahnkensteen!). Sorry. Been watchin a lot of MB lately, that all. Of course, Monty Python & the Holy Grail is funny too. (Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? & We are the knights who say..Nee!)
Whoops. I seem to be going off the subject. My bad. Anyhow, see that little button? Could you do me a favor and..press it? Thank you! See ya!
Artemis: Thank you! And we wouldn't want you to fall into deep depression, now would we? Lol. And them 3 in the world of the dead..hee hee! Thanks!
Chocolat elf: I still don't see why people are too lazy to sign in 'cause it really doesn't take that much, but hey, I shouldn't be talking. And you guys say 'I resent that' all the time? Cool! V. glad you like it! Thank you!!!
Shadow: Aah, who cares what the other people in the house think? They just don't appreciate ff. : ) And you helped to convince me to write more. Thank you!!!
Sabriel: 'annoying untold story' LOL. Follow them? Ok then! Both you & Artemis said to, so, why not? Go HDM parodies! We need more!
Lily of the Shadow: Thank you!!! And I expect they do, after all, it said that there were mulefa there, and Gallevespians (who I haven't included in this fic yet but maybe will make an appearance later), so...maybe we'll go there too! Dum dum dum! Lol. That'd be freaky if it turned out to be true.
Luckedancer: Thank you!!! They are my favorite series as well. Well, 2 of my favorites. I have a bunch of others, but that's besides the point. I really didn't expect the reviews to be this good! Thank you!
Ok people if you are a HDM fan, we need more parodies! This is the fourth! The FOURTH! Oh, and to any of you English people who might happen to be reading this, is the first book called 'Northern Lights' instead of 'The Golden Compass' there? I could've sworn I saw something that said something like that, but I couldn't find it later. Garn.
Now, let's see. Where did I leave off? Oh, right. I think I said before that they were going into Lyra's world, but I changed my mind, so they're going to that world with the dead horses/guy.
Legolas: Let's follow them! Hey, look! I get to talk first in this chapter!
Gimli: That's only because Aragorn talked last in the last chapter.
Aragorn: Why are we dividing our adventures into chapters?
Incurelf: Because this is a fic. Carry on please.
Will: begins to close window
Legolas: No wait wait wait I can't get through there without messing up my hair!
Will: Too bad, so sad. You snooze, you lose.
Lyra: Aww, c'mon, Will! He DOES have pretty nifty hair!
Gimli: coughs
Aragorn: Are you insulting an elf's hair?
Legolas: What do you care, HUMAN? C'mon, people! Let's GO! goes through window that Will stopped closing
Will: Wait, WHY are we letting you through again?
Merry & Pippin's drinking song plays
Lyra: Where'd that music come from?
Incurelf: You stupid people! It's not part of the story, it's what I'm listening to!
Lyra: Oh.
Gimli: You're letting us through because we can help you and.and.he doesn't know why else, so he shrugs and goes through the window
Incurelf: and because I have some GOOD ideas and you guys want to see Boromir. Aragorn: Yeah. That. follows Gimli
Will: closes window & opens new one into that world they were supposed to go into before I messed it
Legolas: Dude. A dead guy. Dude. Like, wow.
Gimli: What pot are you on?
Aragorn: What? You have pot and you didn't share it?
Legolas: flips hair at Aragorn Only the best in Middle Earth. Imported from the Gray Havens. Don't get that Shire crap. It sucks.
Gimli: That Shire stuff is pretty good, ELF!
Aragorn: That's me!
Legolas: When will yo-
Will: what?
Gimli: Are humans ALWAYS this stupid?
Aragorn: Yep.
All but Aragorn, even Will & Lyra: raise eyebrows at him
Legolas: Can we stop speaking in turns now? gives me puppy dog look
Incurelf: Oh, alright then
Legolas: Yes! brushes his hair in celebration
Lyra: Can we get a move on please? I really DON'T have my whole life.
Tialys: Yeah! What she said!
Salmakia: Since when do YOU agree with HER?
Tialys: Uuh.
Salmakia: glares You agree with ME, remember?
Tialys: Yes ma'am.
Salmakia: Now come over and give me a kiss! (says in babyish voice)
Tialys: Do I HAVE to?
Pan: sniggers
Gollum's Song plays.
Aragorn: Aah! Hobbit babies! SMART hobbit babies!
Legolas: I don't know. They look like ugly mini dwarves to me, though how dwarves could be any tinier..
Gimli: Take that back! Or.
Will: People, can we get a frickin MOVE on hear? Yes, there's a dead guy, Lyra established about a page ago that there are dead horses and so on in there, so.come on! stalks into the kitchen
Lyra: Come on! Walk this way. saunters into the kitchen, over-doing the model walk
Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn: shrug and saunter into the kitchen, over- doing the model walk*
Will: Ok, we stole the food, we're outa here.
Lyra: Why? I like it here! Very homelike.
Aragorn: Where'd YOU grow up?
Lyra: Jordan College, Oxford, England, the World, the Universe, who knows where, who else know where, nobody know wh-
Will: Oh just shove it, Lyra!
Legolas: decides that Lyra's hair is bad and begins to sing a random song which actually happens to be the one I'm listening to If I had words/to make good hair (a day) for you/I'd sing you some ha-air golden and long (a morning golden and new)/I would make this hair as pretty as mine (day last for all time)/give you shampoo to make it shine all the time (a night deep in moonshine).
Aww, come on. I HAD to do that! If you don't recognize it, watch the movie 'Babe' and listen to the credits. That's the song.
All but Legolas: stare and back away
Will: Ok.well, Pan says that soldiers are coming, so we gotta go. I'll cut a window to your world, and-
Aragorn: ExCUSE me! No. I got a MAJOR score to settle with Boromir.
Gimli: What'd he ever do to you?
Aragorn: Well...you know..stuff!
Will: Fine. Come. I DON'T CARE!
Pan: And I never said anything about no soldiers!
Will: elbows him
Lyra: Hey! No touchie!
Will: Tough crowd. cuts a window
Gimli: Ha! It's fraud! I KNEW I shoulda gotten good insurance!
All but Gimli: Huh?
Gimli: Never mind.
They go through the window with the usual trouble, you know how it is. Er, was. It didn't really affect them although Legolas was SURE it messed up his hair and wondered if all this world-switching was bad for it or not.
Aragorn: This looks strangely familiar.
Lyra: That would be because we were just oh my GOD!
Legolas: Don't humans usually STAY dead when they die? Oh $#!^. We threw Boromir over the cliff!
Aragorn: No, we put him a boat that went over a waterfall. And.I think that's.no! It's not! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost dude who's name I can't remember: (PLEASE tell me if you do) Hey, y'all, sup?
Aragorn: faints
Ghost: You'd think he'd never seen a ghost before! Hey, ma man! Totally cool hair dude! slaps a confused Legolas's hand, even though he is insubstantial
Lyra: to Will Didn't he make more fuss about being dead in the book?
Will: Yeah. Oh well though. Maybe the rest will be like him.
Switch to all ghosts walking away.
Ghosts: We're off to the Land of the Dead! The boring Land of the Dead. We hear the sinners are punished and the good people go to ****! The-
All who are alive: SHUT UP!
That's all I have time for. R/R please! Suggestions are WELCOME!
*This, although I find it funny whenever I see it, is NOT my idea, see Mel Brooks' movies, including History of the World Part 1 (It's good to be the king!), Robin Hood: Men in Tights (A Jew? Here?/No no no. Not a Jew, Achoo!), Young Frankenstein (It's Fraahnkensteen!). Sorry. Been watchin a lot of MB lately, that all. Of course, Monty Python & the Holy Grail is funny too. (Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? & We are the knights who say..Nee!)
Whoops. I seem to be going off the subject. My bad. Anyhow, see that little button? Could you do me a favor and..press it? Thank you! See ya!
